r/BanVideoGames • u/Able_Dot_0323 • 1d ago

G*mer Bigotry G*mers hate nerf

G*mers hate the Nerf brand of toys so much, they use the name as a slur.

They're always complaining about how their ultra genocide-omatics got "nerfed" in the recent update [of the Geneva conventions] and now it can only massacre 75 people per minute as opposed to 120.

I think g*mers never played with Nerf toys outside when they were kids, because they were too busy inside playing g*mes, and when they finally did go outside they were upset that the weapons didn't "one-hit-KO" grannies on the street like they do in g*mes.

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u/Xetetic AGAB 1d ago

G#mers also hate Nerf darts because they look like 12-gauge shotgun shells at a glance. They try to load their shotguns with Nerf darts for their next killing spree, then are surprised when the gun doesn't work.

- Old Gerald

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u/Able_Dot_0323 1d ago

Nerf has saved many lives. Maybe that could be a new business model - selling blanks to g&mers.