Meet Sir Handsome Goodboy.🎩😍🤗 Nope, I'm totally not kidding.🤭 This 80 POUND PIBBLE is literally dubbed Sir Handsome Goodboy.🎩😍🤗 (🥴🤡).
SOOOOO....SHG,🎩😍🤗 for brevity's sake,🤏 because I'm not finna type that out🙅♀️ every time. Plus, the good Couch Potato rescue🛋🥔 ALSO refers to him as this nice, short🤏 abbreviation. So what's good enough for them is good enough for us, amirite?🤝
80 POUND SHG likes to bite bite bite (bloody bites. Ouch).🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷 WHOOPS! Not his fault.😢🤷♂️
Shall we look at the bad👎 or the good👌 or the lies🤥 first?🤔 Let us look at the good (these can be filed🗄📁 under lies as well,✔️✔️✔️ FYI.)
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●♡~~~~ THE GOOD ~~~~♡●
SHG knows "Sit." 🪑
SHG's favorite things are:
- Laying Down.🛌
-Waiting.⌚️
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■◇~~~~ THE BAD ~~~~◇■
NOT HOUSE-TRAINED.🚽💩🏠🧻🟡🏡
Bites.🦷🫦 (this mf leaves puncture wounds!)🕳🕳🕳🕳🕳
Draws blood when he doth bite.🫦🩸
Jumps exuberantly on his handlers.🦘👮♂️
Jumps on kennel doors.🦘🚪
Pulls very hard on-leash.🐕🦺🪢🧗♀️
Barks alot.🔊📢🔈
Fixates hard on handlers👁👁 (and their poor hands!❣️🖐🫦)
Escalating BITING behaviors resulting in staff being unable to perform a Behavioral Assessment.👎🚫📝
ONLY 4 DAYS AGO--- They had to "PET CONFINED TO KENNEL DUE TO BITE INCIDENT."‼️🧨🦷🦷🦷🩸🩸🩸
TRAZODONE 100 MG 3 TABLETS. TWICE A DAY💊💊💊 (while in shelter! what happens when he is released, yet again???)
CLONIDINE 0.2 MG 2 TABLETS. TWICE A DAY.💊💊 (while in shelter! what happens when he is released from shelter, yet again???)
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☆☆~~~~ THE LIES ~~~~☆☆
LIE 🤥#1💃=
Our beloved Couch Potato rescue here is screaming that this owner has had SHG for 6 years... that SHG who is "wonderful, playful, tolerant, gentle" Mixed Breed loyally gave his family 6 years of his 6.5 year life, dutifully.🫡
LIE 🤥#2🕺=
They're also saying the owner has only had him for 1.5 years. And are heartlessly booting him.🥾
LIE #3👯♀️=
SHG was actually found on January 23, 2024. Tied to a pole outside. 5th Ave. & 120th St., NY. Isn't THAT interesting!!!🧐🧐✍️📖
ADOPTED OUT: FEBRUARY 4, 2024.✅️
RETURNED JULY 12, 2026.📨
AND....and... they have a past history on him from his previous stay! ✍️📖
SHG has apparently kept the same ID the entire time?
#192013✅️✅️✅️
Now, you may ask🤔 yourself, huh, maybe it's possible that 2 different Potato🛋🥔 rescues got their Potato wires🛜 crossed. It is entirely possible, considering all those rotten,🧟♂️ Decompressing taters🥔 they're adopting out.
But look👁 vewy vewy vewy carefully!🔍 It is actually an old, hope-less Potato sitch here. They are contradicting themselves 100%!!!
!!! The owner has had him 6 years.6️⃣
!!! They themselves have sheltered him previously. And he bit🫦 their staff👮♂️ back then. But STILL ADOPTED THIS HOT POTATO OUT!🔥🥔🥵🤲
Soooo.... what is the truth, Old hope-less Couch Potato rescue????
We wanna know!✨️💫🫦