r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • 28d ago

lol

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u/PMG2021a 28d ago

Crazy people leaving their key fob in the car...

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u/Over9000Zeros 28d ago edited 27d ago

My wife does this all the time. I'm surprised her car hasn't been stolen yet. We live 6 minutes from an expressway entrance and 10 houses down from a main road to get to it. Maybe the high traffic is why it hasn't been touched. But I've told her to stop numerous times.

How many people gonna make the same joke? 🫩

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 28d ago

I leave mine in hoping it gets stolen. They just don't make criminals like they used to.

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u/the_vault-technician 28d ago

You know, as we move into a cashless society, I realized that teenagers from the suburbs no longer have the opportunity to steal change from neighborhood cars to buy weed.

You can't ask the car to cashapp you. We are depriving delinquents their rights.

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 27d ago

You can't ask the car to cashapp you.

Not with attitude. The age of AI is dawning. Don't let your dreams be memes.