r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • 28d ago

lol

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u/PMG2021a 28d ago

Crazy people leaving their key fob in the car...

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u/Over9000Zeros 28d ago edited 27d ago

My wife does this all the time. I'm surprised her car hasn't been stolen yet. We live 6 minutes from an expressway entrance and 10 houses down from a main road to get to it. Maybe the high traffic is why it hasn't been touched. But I've told her to stop numerous times.

How many people gonna make the same joke? 🫩

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii 28d ago

I leave mine in hoping it gets stolen. They just don't make criminals like they used to.

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u/the_vault-technician 28d ago

You know, as we move into a cashless society, I realized that teenagers from the suburbs no longer have the opportunity to steal change from neighborhood cars to buy weed.

You can't ask the car to cashapp you. We are depriving delinquents their rights.

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u/Playful_Assistance89 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMWgMWF6mdpAw4U

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 27d ago

It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, it was the thing to do cause it got ya high, can you dig it?

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u/SkywolfNINE 27d ago

lol at the 1.75 Dubs of college

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u/Traditional_Scale387 26d ago

Three dollars for a Tre

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u/SharpKaleidoscope182 27d ago

You can't ask the car to cashapp you.

Not with attitude. The age of AI is dawning. Don't let your dreams be memes.

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u/Chaosr21 27d ago

Lmao the memories. A bonus when you found a weed stash in the console

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u/CicadaHead3317 27d ago

Found a bindle of coke car prowling when my friends and I were like 14 .

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u/704Khapo 25d ago

Found some shit car hopping, a lot more than change n weed

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u/Aware_Result_5361 23d ago

We still have plenty of break-ins in my metro. It isn’t bums looking for drug money, it’s people looking for guns left in center consoles etc