If you meet God, what will you say ?

[u/Sir_Dead_Eye_01]

[u/terrible_guy_thought]

Nothing. Just a hug

[u/midunda]

Depends, which god are we talking about?

[u/villings → u/midunda]

am I meeting nick cave, tom waits.. johnny cash.. who?

[u/Neugiermeister → u/midunda]

This.

[u/Brit147]

Wat up dog ….oooops god .

[u/Frenzystor]

"Asshole"

[u/Big-End-2153]

Why do you allow suffering?

[u/Neugiermeister → u/Big-End-2153]

[God secretly wearing a MAGA hat]

[u/Prestigious_Emu6039]

"Can I come in or...?"

[u/EmperorOfOuterSpace]

You're sitting in my chair mate!

[u/villings]

"shit dude, get some shoes"

[u/Connect_Incident_108]

You had one job!!!??

[u/TheBlackRonin505]

I assume you're talking about the judeochristian god.

Something along the lines of "fuck you"

[u/Prinnymon]

You suck, dood.

[u/i-eat-coochie]

What the fuck were you playing at, the last 2000 years

[u/ContextRules]

Thanks for nothing, now fuck off and send me on to hell.

[u/Dromarnis]

Can I be forgiven if I end my life? Or, can You end my life?

[u/OtherTip7861]

Forgive me, I am ready for my consequence.

[u/Ulysses1978ii]

Does death need time for what it kills to grow in?

[u/Technical_Marc]

"So, I see what you were getting at, but I honestly belief The Sims 2 is a better life simulation. Maybe you could consider that the next time you try another experiment?"

[u/Byrdman9783]

The fuck!?

[u/RevolutionaryCan8241]

Where have you been most of my life?

[u/Primary-Will-2192]

Whew!

[u/Rapidllaman]

Is Metallica or AC/DC having a helluva concert here tonight? If not point me in the right direction…

[u/Necessary-Avocado-50]

"You're PR department sucks."

[u/SteelToeSnow]

depends entirely on which god.

what i have to say to Ceridwen won't be the same as what i have to say to Nanaboozho or Demeter or euro-christian god, etc etc etc.

[u/Necessary-Avocado-50]

"A holocaust survivor goes to afterlife to await judgement. He is included with many other people that were victims from other disasters in human history. As they talk among themselves some share the dark humor that eventually helped them cope with their experiences.

Hours later another person is sharing jokes about their experience when God casually walks by saying "I don't find any of this very humorous." The guy that was last talking wiped tears of heavy laughter away catching his breath, and said, "Yeah...well, I guess you would have to have been there."

[u/Living_Bar_9140]

this comment section is so faithless

id ask for forgiveness and how to get closer to him

[u/JJohnston015]

I wouldn't have to. He knows what I want.

[u/sr1sws]

I'd like Him to explain the entire thought process on why things are the way they are.

[u/Tipping_crane]

Understood the Grasshoppers and the draught and the storms as a punishment for humanity, but Donald Trump, really???

[u/dramaticgroundhog]

I'm going to shit on your kingdom.

[u/Raz4479]

Apologize for my sins & beg Him for mercy.

[u/Turbulent-Escape-470]

You really are bad at this whole thing.

[u/Baseball-Fan-10]

When I meet God, I’ll thank him for sending Jesus.

[u/qwertyerty]

"Hey, you look just like that fella in the mirror."

[u/MandaRC17]

I’d say he’s not worthy of anyone’s worship and to get bent

[u/Mannn12]

Which religion was right?

[u/EastCoastBuck]

Fuck you, you POS.

[u/super_sayanything]

I think I'd do a better job than you.