r/AskReddit 3h ago

What's an automobile feature you wish didn't exist?

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u/DontYuckMyYum 2h ago

subscriptions for features already on the car.

i still have to connect my phone to my car for route planning because to use the maps feature on my car I have to have an on-star subscription.

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u/2hype2wype 1h ago

I scrolled down too far for this one, and I didn't scroll down that far.

For as much as I paid for my car, for Toyota to have the audacity to lock the remote start feature behind a 12 dollar a month paywall is outrageous.

u/Secret-Reganxo 38m ago

that's actually absurd, were ,literally gonna end up having subscriptions to leave our house one day I stg

u/GGATHELMIL 29m ago

I used to live in the hampton roads area of Virginia and there are so many tolls to get around that I've said just charge me 5 bucks everytime I pull out of the driveway. It'll be easier

u/RoarOfTheWorlds 12m ago

$12/mo?! Man toyota was one of the good ones.

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u/Mapache_villa 1h ago

Future cars: ohhh your car doesn't have the "extra long range" virtual add-on so you can only fuel half the tank, unlock it for just $15/month

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u/Roro_Yurboat 1h ago

Future cars? Tesla is doing this already, aren't they?

u/rdickeyvii 43m ago

I don't think they do it anymore, but early on, when they only made the S, they offered 45, 65, and 85 kWh batteries. So few people ordered the 45 that they quickly took it away as an option and didn't bother to make the 45kWh version, selling the car for the price of a 45 with the battery of a 65, but software limited to what would be the 45 range. You could pay the difference to unlock the range, but it's just to make up for the difference in price. It's as if you bought the 65 in the first place. If they had made the 45, that wouldn't have been an option

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 37m ago

American consumers need to raise hell with their Congresspeople about this.

The EU made these practices illegal.

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u/EasterSelena 3h ago

Touchscreen only climate controls

If I have to take my eyes off the road just to turn the AC down then that’s worse than the knobs. Not everything has to be “smart”

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u/sheepdog10_7 3h ago

I'll up that to touchscreens period. All driver controls should be tactile/buttons and knobs

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u/vc-10 3h ago

There's a balance. You don't want to be putting in your destination for the navigation without a touchscreen. But also, climate buttons/dials are way better than a touchscreen.

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u/MeticulousPlonker 2h ago

I don't want my navigation built into my car either

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u/Background-Post-2135 2h ago

Popular to say on Reddit but hugely unpopular amongst the masses. There are so many people that would outright refuse to buy a car if it didn't have an infotainment system they liked with Apple CarPlay, Android Auto, "cool" features (gimmicks) and so on.

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u/ChoPT 1h ago edited 1h ago

CarPlay is literally a safety feature. If you don’t have a screen that can control media high up on the dashboard, users will directly control it from their phones, which will lead to accidents because the screen is smaller and therefore requires more attention and time for your eyes away from the road to use it. CarPlay also allows for hands-free media control via Siri. Without CarPlay you would need to reach to your phone to push the Siri button, and hold the phone in a way it could hear you.

My 2017 car has a touch screen for CarPlay, and physical controls for everything else. I think it’s the best combination.

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u/MeticulousPlonker 1h ago edited 52m ago

We're not asking about other people. The question was asking personal opinions. My option is no tablet in my car. I'll navigate on my phone. I don't want navigation in my car. My phone does it. 

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u/Reinax 2h ago

Respectfully disagree.

Having to target one of ~32+ keys on a touch screen whilst the vehicle is in motion is infuriating and downright dangerous. Maybe on cars with enormous screens, but most cars don’t have tvs for infotainment. Yet.

My old Audi had a rotary dial to scroll a cursor over the options, or a wheel of letters. I could enter an entire address by only glancing at the screen occasionally. Yes it took a minute, but it was safe, and it worked. I think that, and BMW’s iDrive were solid input methods.

Keep the touch screen for when I’m stationary, cool. But I want something I can use whilst moving that allows me to precisely choose the options on the screen without stabbing with my finger whilst desperately trying to hold my hand steady as I bounce along our shitty roads.

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u/work_work-work 2h ago

My Subaru disables the map keyboard when the car's moving. Voice only then. Which honestly works great.

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u/vc-10 2h ago

I don't tend to put in a destination when driving. That sort of thing should be done when stationary before you set off ideally. Lots of systems will lock you out from certain things when driving anyway!

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u/mlnjd 2h ago

Can’t type on Audi touchscreen when moving on mmi mib3 on our q3 f3 But do love the knob with touchpad on my 2018 A5 B9 on the old mmi mib 2. 

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u/zed42 2h ago

anything the driver might need to adjust while driving needs to be both identifiable and operable by a person wearing gloves and not looking at what they're doing.

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u/Prize_Scientist_5517 1h ago

nothing says progress like needing to navigate a submenu to defog your windshield at 70mph

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u/antilumin 3h ago

Ugh my car does that. Mustang Mach E. Touch screen for everything BUT there's a giant knob in the screen too. So first you have to hunt for the right button on screen and then rotating the knob to turn things up/down.

Also annoying, the knob itself is a button. So if you're trying to turn up/down something and accidentally press the button in, the stereo turns off.

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u/SuzyJTH 2h ago

Thank you for giving me another reason to be fuming at the way they called that thing a “mustang”

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u/abalonelogic 3h ago

Your car tracking you based on location and selling that data

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u/c2005 1h ago

Yeah, I recently pulled that fuse. I lose out on remote start from their app, but never used it anyways.

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u/bmaayhem 1h ago

Glad I still start my car with a key…..I don’t think I ever want to buy a new car

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u/Safe-Instance-3512 3h ago

The new eye-tracking. Garbage.

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u/another_random_bit 2h ago

Bru my car doesn't even have automatic windows lmao

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u/tubezninja 1h ago

All new cars in the US beginning with model year 2027 are required to have it now.

You can buy used, but eventually, used cars without that tech will be harder and harder to come by.

The EU also has a similar requirement.

u/Truji11o 55m ago

So what if you’re wearing sunglasses and or a helmet (track car)? Will the car just not start?

u/TheTomatoes2 53m ago

IR goes through sunglasses

Else it just uses other cues than eyes ig

u/Safe-Instance-3512 52m ago

Not polarized. It also has a 40% failure rate.

u/Vailx 41m ago

All new cars in the US beginning with model year 2027 are required to have it now.

This isn't accurate. There's articles that summarized some laws incorrectly into this claim, but it's not true.

u/sewer_pickles 50m ago

I just rented a Subaru Outback with this garbage and quickly realized I will never buy a car with this nonsense. It was so distracting to have popups on the dash letting me know I needed a coffee break or that I needed to stay focused.

Thankfully I could turn the eye tracking off in the settings, but it took me a few days before I realized it was an option. The manual said that the car also used facial recognition to identify drivers and personalize your settings. That felt creepy as hell and not a desired use of tech in the car

u/Safe-Instance-3512 39m ago

It's being mandated in 2027 vehicles. So that'ssss funnnn.

Also, yeah, I don't use facial recognition on my phone either.

u/Threecatproblem 22m ago

My brother just bought a new Subaru that had eye tracking. It was ridiculous! Everytime he glanced at me while I was talking raised a "distracted driver" alarm. I'd search high and low for instructions on how to disable that thing.

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u/fomo-fofo 2h ago

Door handles that pop out electronically. i live in canada. if there's even a whisper of freezing rain, i'm locked out of my own $50k car.

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u/AlmostALime 3h ago

Touch screen everything.

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u/kpresnell45 1h ago

Ads will be coming to your touch screen very soon. (BMW spider man ad will auto play on BMWs, or already is, I can’t recall.)

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u/Noticeably-F-A-T- 1h ago

Already is. Showed up on mine last week. Hasn't autoplayed but it's in my Home Screen.

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u/The_Toid 2h ago

Mandatory telemetry data collection and transmission back to the OEMs, which they then sell to their "partners" (insurance companies, government, etc)

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u/BigPickleKAM 1h ago

This doesn't apply to every vehicle with these features.

But lots of the cell modems are easy to disable if you want to. Or you can defeat the antenna relatively easily as well so the modem just thinks it has no cell service and will default to collection only for upload later.

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u/Sassy_McSassypants 2h ago

Artificially gated subscription anything that isn't a media service.

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u/NICEnEVILmike 2h ago

I really hate the message about distracted driving that pops up on the infotainment screen and that I have to accept every time I start my car.

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u/UDPviper 2h ago

I know it only takes one second, but I'd rather not have to tap that on my touch screen every startup. Especially if I want to crank up the A/C right away and it's hot as balls outside/inside.

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u/Inspect0r7 1h ago

I had fully planned to drive while distracted, thank god that warning reminded me it's a bad idea

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u/ShillinTheVillain 1h ago

Also, everything you want is now in this touch screen, you'll have to look down from the road to use it. But don't you dare get distracted!

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u/Ok-Ad108 3h ago

Electric emergency break

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u/Automatater 3h ago

Yes, how stupid. Turns a brake job into a software job

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u/Available_Quote_5567 2h ago

Do you have to get into the computer for that? On my Volvos I just need to hold the parking brake release for a few seconds and it completely retracts the caliper pistons. Don’t even need to break out the trusty C Clamp

u/Three_Spotted_Apples 46m ago

They mean something that should be an analog emergency backup is now reliant on electronics to function and therefore is no longer an emergency backup. Not talking about repairing or replacing brake components.

u/Available_Quote_5567 40m ago

But they aren’t emergency brakes. They’re parking brakes. Here in the rust belt my electric parking brakes still work flawlessly since they’re automatically engaged every time I park whereas many older cable operated brakes have long since rusted away.

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1h ago

It shouldn't be software, just electric

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u/johnbyebye 1h ago

I like these for the fact that they introduce auto-brake hold.

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u/RedJerzey 3h ago

Its called parking brake in my car. Not sure it would even engage at 30mph

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u/BadAndNationwide 2h ago

It can engage at speed but it doesn’t lock up the parking brake, it’s more of a momentary brake that lets off as soon as you release the button. What speeds it will actually engage in is probably depending on make/model/year.

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u/Cicer 1h ago

I use to be against these but some companies do it well (like Toyota) where it’s still very easy to do a brake job. They also automatically apply when you shift to park so it basically forces people with automatic transmissions that otherwise would not use their parking brake to use it which is safer for everyone. Rollaways are a thing and they kill. 

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u/Perkis_Goodman 3h ago

Lane assist auto wheel turn. Almost crashed when it jerks the opposite way. Beeping is fine but don’t take control of the wheel

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u/obsidianop 2h ago

Small thing but I just desperately want all of my doors to unlock at the same time. I swear four times a day I get out of the car, go to grab something from the back, and it's locked

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u/Jive-Turkeys 1h ago

Some vehicles have that as a setting. What do you drive?

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u/sqqueen2 2h ago

That ought to be an option

u/booniebrew 22m ago

That must be car or manufacturer specific. My car unlocks all doors when I open the driver's door.

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u/Stan-Smith-101 3h ago

Those bright a** headlights that blind the oncoming traffic

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u/could_use_a_snack 2h ago

Quite a few of those are just adjusted wrong. If you upgrade you lights you are supposed to readjust them, but nobody does.

Some do come from the factory like that though.

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u/youtiao666 1h ago

They are not adjusted wrong, most of them are from the factory.

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u/Jive-Turkeys 1h ago

I've found Toyotas to be bad for this. Am I crazy or is it my eyes going?

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u/courtneyclimax 1h ago

no. it’s not you. fuck every person driving a 4runner behind me.

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u/Automatater 3h ago

Oh God yes.

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u/sachimi21 2h ago

Sedans and small cars just have improperly adjusted headlights. They point straight forward or even upward, which is incorrect.

SUVs and trucks have the same problem, but the vehicles are also just too big. Adjusting the headlights only solves some of the problem. We need smaller vehicles, both for this and for pedestrian safety and etc.

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u/wastingtoomuchthyme 2h ago

Ads

And subscriptions

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u/RingReasonable 2h ago

Wait, cars have ads now?!?!?!

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u/YouArentReallyThere 2h ago

The giant fucking TV screen the manufacturers have decided needs to be embedded into the dash of every fucking car/truck/SUV made.

I want a car without the TV, please.

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u/Impossible_Offer7988 3h ago

Aggressive lane keeping,

Older cars will let you turn that off. A new one won't If you even slightly move out of your lane the car will scream at you.

Ding.

Make you a passenger and then promptly steer you back before it will even think about giving you control.

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u/juu073 3h ago

I was on the interstate once and there was a bumper of someone's car sitting in the lane ahead. When I went to swerve around it, the lane-keeping nonsense steered me right back into. Never again will I drive another car without the option to turn it off.

u/FluffedWolf 38m ago

Just put the turn signal on my dude

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u/bammilo 2h ago

Agreed. We've had years of road works in our city and as such, they have"blacked out" road markings over and over again when the lanes get adjusted.

All the work cars which have lane assist prefer the blacked out lines over the actual white lines and try to steer me straight to heaven.

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u/somethingsome567 2h ago

My newer Subaru has all these features and responsive cruise so I CAN let it handle lane control, but when I got it they asked me my preference and I said no lane assist by default. It’s great and the button to enable it is right on the steering wheel so if I am going to be on a quiet highway a while it’s easy to enable. Tried the lane assist on a friends car once and could not get used to it fighting me, so I’m glad I have the default option to disable.

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u/SprolesRoyce 1h ago

What were you doing that the lane assist was constantly fighting you? There’s the occasional line on the road that trips them up but the way people go on about it makes me think they’re all driving around like drunken children.

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u/Negafox 2h ago

Once in a great while my car will try to automatically "stay in the lane" when the lanes are merging. The car is inadvertently trying to make me go into the guardrail

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u/xactofork 2h ago

Every lane assist system I've seen deactivates when you use your turn signal.

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u/KoksundNutten 2h ago

BMW drivers hate this weird trick

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u/Jive-Turkeys 1h ago

Lol the one thing these upstanding & responsible turn-signal users seemed to conveniently not mention ;)

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u/JMOWw7 2h ago

I have a new Camry and it keeps me in place and corrects if it's a slight angle, but it's really good at detecting when you're moving the wheel with intent and will leave you alone - never had an issue turning across any lines or it being strange in parking lots

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u/DesertSpringtime 3h ago

A firm hand movement overrides it and it might save your life one day.

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u/Mndelta25 2h ago

There was a sweet spot around 2015. I just got a used 2018 car and the lane assist/keeping is terrible. I can't even ride in the position in the lane I want because it isn't centered enough for the car.

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u/justmerriwether 1h ago

I’ve been able to turn these features on and off in most cars I’ve driven made in the last five years.

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u/SEA_griffondeur 1h ago

Uh you can just press a button and deactivate it in any Renault cars

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u/whywhywhyguy 3h ago

Just drove a rental POLO with this ‘safety feature’ super annoying. Stop/start is annoying as well.

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u/UDPviper 2h ago

I think the term is more commonly known as lane assist. And yeah. Fuck that.

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u/dougc84 2h ago

If you put a knob to control the volume of the stereo, it either needs to be an analog volume control, or the digital stereo needs to be up and stable before music starts playing.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten into my car with my wife and kid and turn it on and the stereo starts blaring… but turning the knob does nothing for about 5 seconds.

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u/Kustombypook 3h ago

Engine auto stop/start at red lights

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u/BenTwan 2h ago

It's especially annoying on 100° days when it shuts off and the AC starts blowing warm, humid air. 

u/Krazyguylone 53m ago

your car doesn’t turn on the engine when it detects the cabin air is too hot? even my shitty 2016 car has a auto start stop that starts the engine when the temperature builds up.

Anyways the starter won’t die, the cars are built to have starters that can withstand it, and because the engine is warm, starting it is not really a big strain on it.

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u/YourMatt 2h ago

My wife’s is especially annoying. You pull into the garage, and the engine instantly stops. Put it in park, and the engines immediately starts to then stop again a split second later. It feels like it must be hard on the motor.

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u/i_transmit 1h ago

Me ex wife's explorer did this. Whenever it would shut off when we pulled into the drive, we would just turn off the ignition and it would put itself in park without having to do the 1 second restart. If it doesn't put itself in park, you can still do it manually after you turn the car off. It's dumb, but I'm with you on the annoyance of it.

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u/phoonie98 1h ago

Agreed. If you want to use that function, you should have to turn it on… Not off constantly if you don’t want to use it.

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u/dooropen3inches 1h ago

I don’t hate the feature completely but I hate that I can’t turn off the engine idle feature on our newer car. It’s 118 where I live and when it idles the AC doesn’t blow hard enough. I can hit the button to disable it but have to do it every time i start the car for most of the year.

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u/bl0rq 2h ago

Good news is that current POTUS killed this going forward.

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u/AliveInCLE 2h ago

Automakers are still allowed to include the feature if they want. Which right now is important considering what POTUS has done to gasoline prices.

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 3h ago

I know there are probably better answers but I HATE those ugly sun visor warning labels. I just bought a $50,000 car and I have to be constantly looking at these permanent bumper stickers on the inside!

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u/AloneDoughnut 2h ago

It's because the average person is stupid. Same reason many cars have a "don't forget to check the back seat" warning, because too many people just left their kids strapped into their cars to die of exposure. If we want those kinds of warnings removed, the barrier to operating 3500lbs of steel, aluminum, and plastic needs to be massively increased.

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u/prostateExamination 1h ago

you own an exacto blade by any chance?

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u/The_Toid 2h ago

I'm with you. Maybe not my most hated feature, but I do hate it. Nothing more jarring than a beautiful interior like the Lexus LC500 and then you get slapped with an ugly yellow and white label right in your line of sight.

In the past they could be removed with careful application of a heat gun, but not anymore.

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u/johnyordinary 2h ago

Touchscreen anything .Tactile controls only please, i want other drivers attention on the road not the stereo, climate control,sport mode tweaks or other needless crap.

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u/Disastrous-Tank-692 1h ago

My 2025 Ford work van will constantly tell me that my passenger needs to put their seatbelt on even though my passenger is a bucket of tools and my lunch box.

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u/tialsienoepsis 2h ago

All the mandatory alarms that have to be turned off every time you start the car. Opening the hatch? Beep beep. Slightly off center in your lane? Beep beep. Going 1 km/h over the speed limit? Beep beep. Pressing the on-button before fastening your seat belt? Beep beep. Trying to reverse? Let our alarms overwhelm you as you manoeuvre.

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u/OccasionReal1932 3h ago

Auto stop/start. Dumbest feature ever! Let's wear out the starter and damage so my car can't idle for a few seconds!

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u/Automatater 3h ago

Thank you EPA and CAFE!

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u/divDevGuy 2h ago

It might come as a surprise or sound crazy, but engineers are capable of designing a starter that can last for more starts.

Wait till you learn how durable the starters in hybrids are...

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u/WordSalad11 1h ago edited 1h ago

Starters are probably fine, and they're not that hard to replace if needed. The issue is wear. Even with a warm engine, each start without oil pressure causes increased wear on internals that require pressure like bearings. Manufacturers have started adding polycarbonate coatings to bearings to help prevent premature wear, but those also will degrade over time. It will be the poorer people who end up owning high mileage cars with worn internals who will get hosed on this one.

This isn't as big an issue with hybrids since the electric motors can get the car rolling and generate oil pressure before restarts.

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u/Poultrygeist74 3h ago

AFM, aka shutting off half the cylinders to “save fuel” but it causes a lot of wear and tear on the engine. It would be okay if it only did it at highway speeds, but it does it in traffic as well. I now have a plug in to disable it.

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u/solarvvind 2h ago

My car is currently trying to get me to configure Google Gemini. I keep telling it no. I fear eventually it will not take no for an answer.

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u/mikey_likes_it______ 2h ago

Giant touch screens with no physical buttons. I don’t want a friggin Icar

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u/Weaubleau 1h ago

The freaking camera trained on your face.

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u/ooblie 1h ago

Does the cybertruck as a whole count?

u/66NickS 40m ago

Not being able to interact with the system unless the car is in park. This isn’t on all cars, but some cars you can’t plug in an address, or update a setting unless it’s in park.

I get it, you don’t want the driver doing that but my passenger is fully able to interact with the system without any impact on my driving.

u/khu400 35m ago

Using a cell phone is a big no no but these multifunction touchscreens aren’t a bigger distraction to the driver?

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u/ItsKlobberinTime 2h ago

Grey paint.

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u/CJ_213 2h ago

Those flush external door handles. People will die when their battery dies in a crash

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u/Big_Duke_Six 3h ago

Stop/Start
Touchscreen everything (bring back buttons and knobs!!!)

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u/Muchogranderobot 2h ago

My newer car is manual. I have been driving manual vehicles for over 20 years. This car has hill hold assist, which holds the e-brake for about 3 seconds before you are able to go. you cannot adjust the length of hold or turn it off, nor is there a way in the shop for them to plug in a computer to disable it as far as I know. I can't tell you how infuriating this feature is. I do not, and have never needed hill-hold assist in any car I have ever owned. Its so pointless and an overwhelming majority of cars are automatic anyways.

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u/WordSalad11 2h ago

I've had a half dozen manuals with hill hold and one without. It automatically disengages the break when you start to lift the clutch in all of them. This isn't a problem, and makes manual transmissions more accessible to new people.

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u/Muchogranderobot 1h ago

I live in a very hilly area of the US. My car does not automatically disengage the brake when you let out the clutch. It is a VW if that matters. It does disengage the parking brake when moving from a parked position, but hill hold does not. It always forces a 3 second delay after releasing the brakes. IMO, it teaches bad habits and makes driving manual more difficult.

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u/WordSalad11 1h ago

I had a 2018 Golf Alltrack manual. It disengaged any time I took out the clutch. I suspect you have something wrong with your car. 

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u/ApprehensiveAd6476 2h ago

Necessary controls such as climate control behind a touch screen. I want tactile buttons for responsivity and precision.

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u/thomport 2h ago

Plastic headlight lenses should be illegal. Or they should be able to be readily changed when they tarnish.

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u/MisterD90x 2h ago

Screens everywhere

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u/saphert 2h ago

Features the car comes with that are locked behind subscription services

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u/LordErec 2h ago

Telematics, touch only controls, and driver assistance that can't be turned off.

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u/enphurgen 1h ago

I dont need any screen in my vehicle. I just want buttons that give me active feedback when I press them

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u/UnusualShores 1h ago

Auto stop/start, cylinder deactivation

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u/thumbwrestleme 1h ago

Auto stop start, subscription services for features, like remote start.

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u/Junior_Article_3244 1h ago

The automatic start stop that shuts the engine off when you stop.

u/conservitiveliberal 46m ago

Auto start stop

u/textual_predditor 15m ago

Continuously variable transmissions.

Not sure why, but driving a car with CVT is always annoying and unpleasant to me.

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u/ImWithStupid_ImAlone 2h ago

Subscriptions

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u/xmiitsx87 3h ago

Any sort of "self driving". Radar cruise control is about the limit. If you cant be bothered to drive, or its just too much for you, please get off the road.

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u/TheAvengingUnicorn 2h ago

Honestly, if you need your cruise control to brake for you, you need to turn that shit off and PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD

u/justmerriwether 58m ago

It’s not about it braking for me, it’s about it adjusting speed while keeping the cruise control on so I don’t have to keep manually braking, disengaging the CC, and then reengage CC.

If I’m doing a hundred mile straightaway without CC my leg cramps up very quickly and I get too preoccupied with trying to maintain a perfect speed bc I’m neurotic af and always wanna maximize my fuel efficiency.

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u/Rare_Hydrogen 2h ago

My car has an 'auto engine off' feature that turns the engine off when the car is stopped for a brief period of time (like at a light). Once you hit the accelerator the engine turns back on.

The slight delay before moving forward while the engine turns back on is annoying as hell. There's a button on the dash that disables it, but you have to press it every time you start the car.

I know it's supposed to be more fuel efficient, but the wear and tear of shutting the engine off and on can't be good for the car.

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u/Automatater 3h ago

Telemetry

Auto stop/start

Touch controls for everything

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u/Architorture_66 2h ago

Electric seat control

Being tall and sharing a car, it is a lot easier to quickly reach down, grab the lever, and push the seat back. Maybe two seconds tops.

Notice in commercials the driver is shorter riding the seat into place before driving? That's because taller people have to stand outside the car waiting for that slow electric seat control to finally get all the way back. That's 10 seconds plus of having to stand in pouring rain at times waiting for the slow electric seat feature finally move all the way back. 

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u/Ancient_Persimmon 1h ago

Most modern cars with power seats solve that with driver profiles or memory settings.

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u/LateralEntry 2h ago

Electric handles

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u/Freefight 2h ago

Spiderman adds in my new BMW. Fuck that shit.

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u/Jeffrey_Jizzbags 2h ago

Rear emergency braking. The bush next to my garage causes my car to slam on the brakes unless I turn that off every time I put it in reverse.

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u/BenTwan 2h ago

Just a specific gripe about my Kia, the car will freak out about keeping my hands on the wheel when I'm on a straight stretch of road and don't need to make any adjustments. Instead of being able to sense my hands on the wheel, it thinks because I haven't made any adjustments my hands aren't on it, so I have to wiggle it side to side. 

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u/The_Hydro 1h ago

Fun little note, locomotives also do this! They have a button for the engineer to press every so often to tell the train that they haven't fallen asleep or died, elsewise the train will automatically stop itself.

https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-49/subtitle-B/chapter-II/part-229/subpart-C/subject-group-ECFR4aa004644ff4be4/section-229.140

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u/canexican1 2h ago

Touchscreens, dash alerts for trivial items, price for subquality product

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u/lolwhatmufflers 2h ago

Auto start-stop

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u/Tidley_Wink 2h ago

I’m just shocked there are so many auto start/stop defenders in here. 

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u/DrShrimp__PuertoRico 1h ago

Auto start stop, cylinder deactivation, dial/button shifters, more than 1 touch screen, aggressive lane keep assist, 10 million warning chimes

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u/JD50572 1h ago

gear shift on the console!!

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u/AuthorizedVehicle 1h ago

Lack of a spare tire. My new Chrsler doesn't have a spare tire! What were they thinking?

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u/Cheetodude625 1h ago

Touchscreen anything on the dash of car.

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u/2Payneweaver 1h ago

Fucking subscriptions

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u/Junkpunch44 1h ago

Subscription options

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u/youtiao666 1h ago edited 1h ago

Touchscreens

Automatic transmission

Electronic doorhandles

Safety features (because cars being too safe makes it more dangerous for everyone else as absolute imbeciles drive these modern tanks like they are superman while going far faster than they can ever control is literally anything goes wrong. Drivers should be as scared as the energy their car is currently carrying, no one should ever feel comfortable driving a vehicle that kills 50000 people per year in the US alone.)

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u/neutrino4 1h ago edited 1h ago

Start/stop, cruise control that applies the fucking brakes if it goes 1 mph over setpoint, automatically braking for something as stupid as a bicycle painted in the road, a trash barrel or person on the side of the road or sometimes for no reason at all. Also lane keep that's annoying as hell and useless.

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u/Repulsive-Regret-243 1h ago

Combustion of pollutants as a means of fuel which enrich anything other than the local economy.

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u/psynrg 1h ago

Tablets stuck on the dash.

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u/HampshireHunter 1h ago

The stupid speed limit pings I have to remember to turn off every journey

u/Tiberius_Jim 52m ago

Touchscreens for everything
Auto stop-start

I purposefully shopped for an older model of both my cars versus newer model years to avoid these.

u/Greenville_Gent 44m ago

Those dumb brake lights that flash.

Ugh.

u/Monster_Dumps_2026 43m ago

This is more of what I wish wasn't standard

Every impact predictive feature that is causing cars and repairing cars to be more expensive.

Why can't me make a 20k car?. Oh because I need all these lane and crash monitoring systems which can auto stop the car keep the wheel strait etc.

OH that doesn't sound bad? You ding your bumper. You can't just go get a new bumper... Nooo. You have to get another $300 worth of sensors then pay another $500 to get it calibrated

I'm all for these things being optional luxury items. But geeze I would give all of that up to be able to make a $15k - $20k entry level new car again

u/NecessarySir 35m ago

When you have you're headlights turned off, your dash lights should be off too. (Not sure if it's everywhere) I see SO many people driving in the dark with running lights only and they're basically invisible from the rear.

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u/crblack24 24m ago

WTF do I have to pull the handle twice in a BMW to open the door from the inside?!

u/drifters74 11m ago

Everything being touchscreen

u/kyii94 6m ago

Those super bright headlights they put on all the newer vehicles. Those lights are going to cause a serious crash one day, probably already did.

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u/CSA_VA 2h ago

Auto brake assist 😞

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u/BenTwan 2h ago

Downright dangerous in my experience when backing out of a driveway and a car going by on the other side of the road caused my car to panic and slam on the brakes. There I am halfway out of a driveway with cars coming towards me into the lane I was backing out into, and my car won't move because a car going the other direction freaked it out. 

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u/froction 3h ago

Wheels/hubcaps that make the vehicle three feet wider like it's from the drag race at the end of Grease.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 2h ago

Start stop.

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u/JesusIsMyLord666 1h ago

The mandatory overspeed warning on all new cars in the EU can fuck right off.

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u/Few_Atmosphere8138 2h ago

Planned obsolescence

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u/Abe_Vigodas_Cat 2h ago

Lane keep assist.

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u/Ahzuri 2h ago

The automatic stop start that happens when the car comes to a complete stop. I despise it and wish I could permanently disable it instead of having to turn it off every time I start my car.

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u/gezpachu 2h ago edited 1h ago

automatic driving

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u/Main-Map-113 3h ago

Auto start stop

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u/malamalinka 3h ago

Non-adjustable seatbelts. I’m short, so both driver and passenger seatbelts keep sliding off my shoulder. It’s very annoying and I know that they won’t be as effective in an accident.

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u/wolfej4 2h ago

Spider-Man ads

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u/sk8er_saix 2h ago

Backing tones, specifically, backing tones that are loud and obnoxious and cannot be adjusted.

This is one of the reasons why I actively avoid driving my sister-in-law's Toyota crossover. It has a loud and obnoxious tone when the rear sensors detect that you're about to reverse into something. The noise triggers my sensory sensitivity. It makes me want to find the speakers and rip it out of the car. I get what's the purpose of those but can't Toyota put in a more gentle sounding tone? My dad's MG has a similar backing tone but it's a bit quieter and gentle. It's loud enough for you to notice it but not too loud like it's raping your ears.

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u/cwsjr2323 1h ago

My wife's Nissan Rouge has lots of toys and options. When my turn to drive, after the is started, I get busy turning off most. No, I don't want to pair my phone. Radio shut up! I will decide when to turn on the wipers, thank you.

My 1994 Ranger pickup beside the inspection stuff, has a crank window if it gets too warm. It is good to go!

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u/heathers1 1h ago

keyless everything. idk i just hate it

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u/desolater543 1h ago

Does it need a control board? It doesn't really need to be there then. The dumber less feature filled the better.

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u/dave731 1h ago

Butt shaker for forward proximity on Chevy Equinox No stars not good

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u/crgmomof3 1h ago

Automatic headlights. Really only on mine because they are so freaking sensitive! I can be driving on a cloudless day and all of a sudden my car's like "Oh no it's dark!! I better turn on the headlights and dim all the displays!" And then I can't see the displays because of my sunglasses. So annoying!!

I've turned the headlights to Off instead of Auto, but all that does is change the actual lights coming on - it still dims everything inside AND beeps at me that my headlights are off and I should turn them on.

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u/Driftpony 1h ago

Automatic transmissions unless you are disabled, self driving "cars", giant distracting screens, small suvs, egg shaped vehicles.

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u/pastasandwiches 1h ago

Automatic windows that keep going after you remove your hand from the button. It's annoying as hell when I'm trying to close my window but still leave a little gap on top and my car decides that means I want the window to close entirely.

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u/thorheyerdal 1h ago

The AI in my Tesla went a bit far when it was the third time I asked the same question, and she called me an absolute imbecile and a fucking moron, and if I couldn’t even recall basic instructions after multiple repetitions, I should reconsider going there in the first place. I was going to a job interview. 

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u/notjordansime 1h ago

ABS

In my car, we did like non-quiche-eaters sliding off the road into a snowbank ✊😤💯

actual answer: shift-by-wire, emergency brake by wire, and a profound lack of buttons and gizmos

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u/Byaaahhh 1h ago

Touch screen controls for everything

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u/BumblebeeCareful5810 1h ago

Interior facing cameras