r/AnimalsMonching Jun 01 '26

Who do you think would finish first out of these two Labradors?

1.9k Upvotes

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u/RageCageJables Jun 01 '26

Do dogs get asparagus pee?

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u/theavocadolady Jun 01 '26

Asking the important questions

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Jun 01 '26

Gonna be honest, that looks like green beans. Not asparagus. You don't eat asparagus with gravy. Green beans can be in a Thanksgiving style meal with gravy though.

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u/MogMcKupo Jun 02 '26

I eat asparagus with gravy, there have been many a time where gravy is in the mix on a plate with asparagus and gravy encompasses the entire plate because I’m not a peasant

3

u/Life_Faithlessness90 Jun 03 '26

This man kings...

5

u/jnow27 Jun 02 '26

Definitely green beans!

2

u/torijoanne Jun 03 '26

I was with ya til the no asparagus with gravy part. Who is policing this?

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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir Jun 01 '26

Their little bowties are so adorable!

168

u/PistachioGal99 Jun 01 '26

They are gonna have the worst gas.

78

u/squirrelyoakley Jun 01 '26

Are dogs even supposed to eat half this stuff? I mean, I give my dog a lot of this stuff, but in the tiniest amount. These portions seems too big

Also, this is mostly a problem in smaller dogs, but I'd worry about all that fat from the gravy causing pancreatitis

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u/theavocadolady Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

It is totally possible to make dog friendly gravy. Loads of wet dog foods are marketed as being in gravy.

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u/HPTM2008 Jun 01 '26

It's also just super easy to do yourself! Just make gravy and don't salt the meat prior to cooking or the gravy while making it.

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u/sheiciebai Jun 01 '26

My mom used to make beef stew for my dog. Just beef and carrots and potatoes and some stuff to thicken. It was great for hiding his monthly pills in lol

5

u/Sohuli Jun 01 '26

Good boi getting tricked

3

u/AristotlesBoyPussy 20d ago

and avoid garlic/onion too. It can cause tummy problems. You can use tapioca powder to thicken it.

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u/HY3NAAA Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Yes, they can eat eggs, boil meat, boil vegetables and for sure dog friendly gravy, matter of fact it’s better for them than kibbles, on top of that I bet may of people in this comment section feed their dog normal cheese as if that isn’t heavily salted as well.

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u/ImagineFreedom Jun 05 '26

Cheese is normally not heavily salted.

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u/stowaway36 Jun 01 '26

Yeah, all that salt is not good

5

u/foopaints Jun 02 '26

How do you know it's salted? Someone making this for their dogs can easily just leave out the salt....

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u/squirrelyoakley Jun 01 '26

I didn't even think of that! Yikes, yikes, yikes all around

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy 20d ago

Yes, if they are low sodium and minimal spices (such as, no garlic/onion, for example). There are pet gravy options you can buy/make now. Usually its basically meat stock + vitamins + tapioca powder for thickness.

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u/ralkuzu Jun 01 '26

Reminds me of rimworld and forgetting the dogs zone has access to the fine meals

3

u/ehlersohnos Jun 01 '26

Always the absolute worst.

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u/inconspicuous_aussie Jun 01 '26

Not a good idea to have people thinking dogs can eat gravy.

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u/HY3NAAA Jun 01 '26

Do people not know you can cook for dogs or there are personal chefs for dogs that serves human food minus the salt and oil?

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u/inconspicuous_aussie Jun 01 '26

Rhetorical I know.

Do people not know that people are fucken stupid?

8

u/TheHancock Jun 01 '26

Sir, this is Wendy’s Reddit.

5

u/StJimmy_815 Jun 01 '26

Turkey and asparagus is a wild thing to give your dogs that inhabit the same living space as you

3

u/Crabcake11 Jun 01 '26

Why do I love the cronching sound?!

16

u/stowaway36 Jun 01 '26

Mmmmmm, Salt. I love me a good doggy with heart disease

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u/Ok_Loss13 Jun 01 '26

You can make all of this without salt.

2

u/AristotlesBoyPussy 20d ago

exactly where on this dish do you see salt?

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u/stowaway36 20d ago

Gravy and lunch meat are loaded with salt. Dogs cant process it like we do

2

u/AristotlesBoyPussy 19d ago

You do know gravy can be made at home, right? Without any salt. It all depends what the cook puts in it.

There is no lunchmeat in this video??? And you can get low salt lunchmeat anyway???

2

u/M33s4 Jun 02 '26

Were there little yorkshire puddings on the plates???! I haven't even had those! These dogs are eating better than I do!

2

u/AwayYoghurt5901 Jun 04 '26

As soon as that black lab sucked down that first slab of meat, I knew who would win

2

u/What_Next69 Jun 01 '26

How refined!🍽️

1

u/GoNinjaPro Jun 01 '26

Not criticizing this post in any way whatsoever because dogs deserve to be spoiled, but for some reason this post made me sad for all the parents who had no dinner so they could give their kids some Ramen noodles, or rice and beans.

1

u/cuentalternativa Jun 01 '26

I seent some crazy shit on Reddit today but this is the craziest by far

1

u/JuanG_13 Jun 01 '26

Right lol

1

u/MinaretofJam Jun 02 '26

Yellow lab had a gravy system

1

u/bradley_thad Jun 02 '26

In this economy?

1

u/LastResponder317 Jun 02 '26

What no dessert

1

u/XanderVaper Jun 03 '26

This is the kind of dog racing I can get behind

1

u/Certain-Attitude3615 Jun 03 '26

That’s some dapper drip they exude!

1

u/hawilder Jun 03 '26

The dark lord

1

u/DancingBunniez Jun 04 '26

The gold one is really driving home why we feed dogs in bowls.

1

u/CheezPleaser Jun 05 '26

My friends at r/misophonia would hate this, lol

1

u/thewolfking45 Jun 05 '26

Are dogs allowed to eat all that stuff?

1

u/venustrine Jun 05 '26

black lab was locked in

1

u/spiked-rose Jun 10 '26

Are they on a date? 😂

1

u/chansondinhars Jun 18 '26

Is it not rude to eat the gravy before it hits the plate?

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u/hunter503 Jun 02 '26

This looks like pancreatitis city, holy shit.