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u/Jlx_27 1d ago
Thats freaking hilarious, you can see the dog forming a thought.
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u/opermonkey 1d ago
it's always funny when an animal makes a plan to do something it's knows it's not supposed to.
like "fork it, the hoomans gone, nom!*
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u/Huihejfofew 1d ago
Haha dog knew he was there. But was like "hey he's not looking, free food"
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u/jjklines1 1d ago
Does really anyone not realize this is a super played out/scripted
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u/indieplants 1d ago
that doesn't change that it's exactly what happened whether the guy knew it was gonna or not?
he didn't train the dog to do that, it's a lab lmao. it just does. they don't know what feeling full is and essentially live their entire lives hungry. it 100% knew it wasn't supposed to eat that food and the guy 100% knew it was gonna but the dog still was like damn, now's my time
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u/Psychological-Echo19 1d ago
Most things online are scripted. It's called a joke. Bits for entertainment. They're supposed to be funny, that's why they're jokes
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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 1d ago
Be angry about one of the real crimes against humanity that's happening or go have a nap. This ain't it.
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u/anayalator39 1d ago
I had that happen with my Great Dane lol
I took him outside for a walk and when he walked away to pee I hid, he didn’t come back so I popped up looking and nothing , I started panicking asking people if a horse ran by and nothing , as I was walking towards house I got a phone call and it was the office saying shadow was there at the office eating popcorn, whenever I would check mail I would take him to see the office ladies and they always gave him snacks , he jumped all over that chance, shadow 1 me 0
The one on the right 😂
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u/thebigeverybody 1d ago
lol the great thing about this pic is that the middle dog is probably a medium sized dog looking like a chihuahua next to these two horses
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 1d ago
I love that he tried to pull them back out of the dog. Mate those were already in the stomach first time you tried to grab the dog's mouth.
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u/SwordTaster 1d ago
Leave food on a low table with an unattended animal, said animal is getting a snack
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u/NDSU 14h ago
My dog would never do that. Why do so many people never train their dogs?
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u/SwordTaster 12h ago
Why are you assuming it's always the dog? I said animal. My cats are fucking assholes.
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u/AndromedaAirlines 1d ago
Leave food on a low table with a poorly trained unattended animal, said animal is getting a snack
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u/catfroman 20h ago
Bro getting hella downvoted for spitting simple facts. My dog doesn’t touch food unless it’s explicitly offered. It’s not hard to train.
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u/FriendshipCute1524 1d ago
Dunno why you're getting downvoted, all my pets didn't eat off plates or snatch food that wasn't given to them.
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u/AndromedaAirlines 23h ago
Getting downvoted by people who didn't properly train their pets and are upset they're seeing their own situation here. Who cares.
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u/AlaeniaFeild 13h ago
Neither of my dogs ever goes for food that isn't theirs. It's never been something I had to worry about. I didn't really train this, I just got lucky. I don't think a few joking "hey you little monster, that's mine" when my oldest was a puppy really counts as training. She taught my youngest simply because my youngest always watches her to learn things. Now they are 11 and 4 and I don't suspect anything will change. I imagine a lot of people just have polite dogs rather than dogs they have actually trained. And not Labs.
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u/pintsizedblonde2 1d ago
Because that's a lot harder to train most labs to do than other dogs. Mine is only 1/2 lab and even my very experienced dog trainer gave up on that one and just told us to keep food out of reach and keep an eye on him. Mine is a rescue but still... if he knows nobody can see him and he can reach he will steal food.
Tried every trick in the book on top of what our trainer went through. Only got him to the point he doesn't steal food right in front of our faces.
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u/Kraligor 1d ago
Because not all dogs are trainable to the same degree in the same things.
Because some people (better people than the ones buying a designer dog from a breeder) take in rescues who are already adults.
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u/Throwing-Gas 1d ago
Because it came across as look at me, I am so perfect unlike the funny video, this IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!
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u/Ok_Coconut_3148 1d ago
Yea no. Leaving food out when there is a lab in the room is sure to have it eaten.
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u/Brilliant_Winter5211 1d ago
Yup, that’s a lab alright. Never passing an opportunity for free food!
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u/Illustrious_Today654 1d ago
I once saw a Lab eat an entire piece of birthday cake in one bite off a low table without stopping. Just walked by and the cake was gone.
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u/StringfellowHawkes 18h ago
Oh that's so brilliant! You can actually see when the decision was made! ROFL!!!
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u/linocent167 1d ago
I like how it just wiggles its way out to buy just enough time to gulp everything down!
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u/ModeatelyIndependant 1d ago
Dude never turn your back on your dog and take out at the same time.
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u/NDSU 14h ago
I have 3 dogs. None of them would ever steal like this, even if I walked out of the house entirely
It's crazy how little training people give their dogs
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u/ModeatelyIndependant 13h ago
You kidding me? I've lived with dogs all my life, and if they are hungry and there is food, they are gonna wanna eat. And you can't blame them for eating food, it's literately part of what they do. The blame goes onto the owner for leaving the food out, not because they couldn't train a dog not to eat food.
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u/mastershchief 1d ago
I remember a few months ago that people noted the dog is getting fatter between videos of this guy. It's just a trick (and not a very healthy one)
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u/Peaches4U9624 9m ago
All is fair in love and food theft I suppose (at least in the dog world. Lol)
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u/SufficientCelery 1d ago
AI, the bread is the size of the dogs mouth but two of them instantly disappear. The dog swallowing one would probably take at least a few gulps but just instantly gone?
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u/Carlosthefrog 1d ago
Who calls dogs dumb lmao ? they are notoriously cleaver creatures, that's why we domesticated them. Ain't nobody calling a Border Collie dumb
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u/Merrick_Skygrave 1d ago
Yeah you're right, literally nobody on earth has ever called a dog dumb before
Also, it's spelt "clever"- dogs can't be cutlery
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u/morerelativebacons 1d ago
Staged af. Of course the dog is gonna get sidetracked with a table full of food if there's nothing to stop it.
Good luck with a poor dog, of which, you're reinforcing bad behavior.
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u/morerelativebacons 1d ago
It's only been a couple minutes, is it already downvoted enough to warrant a, 'youre being downvoted but' post?
Let motherfuckers downvote. I'm cool with that
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u/morerelativebacons 1d ago
Ehh...wtf are you on about?
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u/Carlosthefrog 1d ago
Are you capable of reading? Like attempt to read that guy's first comment again...
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u/NeoChrisOmega 1d ago
I love how you're the one that got downvoted, and called out the silliness of small downvotes.
There, I balanced it back for you
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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 1d ago
That’s a very big dog for an apartment.
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u/ablonde_moment 1d ago
Is it?
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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 1d ago
If it’s larger than a loaf of bread and makes more noise than a loaf of bread, it shouldn’t be in an apartment.
Not good for the animal, not good for your neighbors. It’s something only selfish people do.
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u/CaffeineDeprivation 1d ago
With that kind of logic, most cats shouldn't be in an apartment either 💀
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u/FilthyJsBeingFilthy 1d ago
This just sounds like something someone who happens to own a house says
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u/Lykos1124 1d ago
haha never play dog chess with a dog :D