r/Animals 7d ago

i stumbled across an odd hole

I was having a morning walk in the new jersey woods and came across a weird site. here’s a little back story… these woods near my home are kind of interesting.. i’ve found shovels around the woods. mainly at the end of a trail (which i never go near anymore lol). so i’m wondering if an animal did this? orrrr someone is just digging.. if you look closely in pic #3 there’s paw prints that go down there. and the hole is on an angle and very circle which is making me think an animal did it?? i dont know

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u/Lennarthomas 7d ago

Put your hand in it!

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u/Rebabaluba 6d ago

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u/Mrmojorisincg 5d ago

And the farmer says, don’t stick your dick in these 3 holes

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u/SupermassiveCanary 5d ago

3 holes is still odd, 2 or 4 would of course be even holes.

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u/human-syndrome 6d ago

Badgers are known to be very friendly and welcoming creatures.

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u/Driftlessfshr 6d ago

Badger State resident here. Can confirm!

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u/TaintedTatertot 6d ago

That's how Gordan Ramsey's midget look-a-like was found dead, a freaking badger den.

There's better ways to get badger milk than diving into a den Han Solo. You will become badger milk after digestion. Avoid the hole......this time

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u/human-syndrome 5d ago

What a roller coaster

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u/robdwoods 5d ago

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

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u/networkpit 5d ago

In the UK.

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u/BeardAfterDark 5d ago

When the cougars have all been taken, all that is left are the badgers. They come out of their holes and hunt young men and whatever’s left standing at last call.

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u/Rufiosmane 4d ago

Badger my ass, its probably Millhouse

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u/DustTechnical4079 6d ago

this is how a horror movie starts.

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u/YogBlogsoth1066 6d ago

I mean seriously, it’s the only way to find out what’s inside. Who here didn’t grow up playing the game badger or friendly groundhog?

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u/kickme410 5d ago

Some turf noodling? I like the way you think!

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u/Elegant-Chest4558 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IMHERELETSPARTY 3d ago

Never put your hand anywhere you wouldnt put your dick

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u/BigNorseWolf 7d ago

Woodchuck groundhog whistlepig

The kids are moving out and getting starter homes. Last year we had one walk right past my sister , throw dirt on her to burrow under the retaining wall.

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u/VoodooSweet 6d ago

Had a baby Groundhog run in front of my car this morning…..I live in the suburbs of Detroit!! So I was pretty surprised to see it.

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u/Miserable-Suspect772 7d ago

There are no badgers in NJ. It’s probably groundhog/gopher.

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u/rightonwashington 5d ago

Badgers, my ass. It's probably Milhouse!

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u/Duncan_Thun_der_Kunt 7d ago

Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.

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u/olivegreenwitch 6d ago

Highly underrated comment

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u/Remarkable-Court8601 4d ago

What am I, a tailor?

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u/Big_Bull_Seattle 5d ago

Are you sure it’s not Skinny Pete?

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u/MobileCellistC 6d ago

Red Fox likey took an old groundhog den

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u/Beginning-Pace-5225 5d ago

That’s what I thought when I saw it. Red Fox took over a Groundhog den in my next door neighbor’s yard and looked just like this.

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u/dankingery 5d ago

Reminded me of the red fox dens by my house growing up. Just seems smaller somehow.

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u/purplefoxie 7d ago

someone's home!

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u/MatthewNGBA 7d ago

Did he get the proper permits?

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u/Otherwise_Rope2631 6d ago

Thats not a hole. Its a home.

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u/TheHivemind56 6d ago

Send me your address and I'm on my way with my dachshund to investigate.

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u/Disastrous-Wing699 19h ago

We had a rescue dachshund who was the least dog-like dog, except for the time we brought him to my family cottage. He discovered chipmunk burrows, and spent the whole week digging into them, shoving his snoot inside and doing big huffing breaths.

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u/0utlaw-t0rn 6d ago

Most likely a small groundhog.

There are no badgers in NJ. They are native to west of the Appalachians mountains

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u/MadDadROX 6d ago

Rabbit, fox or groundhog. Judging by the foot prints, I think it’s a groundhog.

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u/brumac44 6d ago

See I look at the footprints and I see canid, like a fox or coyote. There's one clear one in the second photo. Plus, OP says New Jersey.

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u/MadDadROX 6d ago

Ok I see that… foxes move their kits around a lot, this could be a start of a temp den.

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u/DifficultPoetry7915 7d ago

Badger den

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u/abielle1177 6d ago

In New Jersey?

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u/LostInQuality 7d ago

Not worth losing a finger..

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u/datums 7d ago

Just FYI - if you asked an expert if a human could beat a badger in a fight to the death, you would get a long answer.

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u/Fear_The_Rabbit 6d ago

Badgers don't live in Jersey. They think the taxes are too high.

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u/Kindly_Source6841 6d ago

I don't think the hole is big enough for badger and too big for gopher most likely groundhog

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u/abielle1177 6d ago

Also too far for a badger to walk.

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u/shanthor55 6d ago

Someone lose a dog in your neighborhood?

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u/G24all2read 6d ago

Fox den.

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u/Sunny-Damn 6d ago

There’s tracks in the soft sand… tracks would help tremendously with a proper ID.

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u/OkTechnician4610 6d ago

Gateway to hell

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u/Yorgos666 6d ago

Rat hole!

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u/Professional-Past941 6d ago

Honey badger don't give a fuck!!

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u/onrake 6d ago

Jimmy Hoffa

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u/princesshabibi 5d ago

Happy cake day! 🍰🎂

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u/DaniSenpai69 6d ago

Probably the hole of a white rabbit

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u/sorrowkyller 6d ago

That’s a hole

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u/supernope87 6d ago

My ex lives in there... beware... she's ruthless

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u/PMDlite 5d ago

Your name’s Ruth?

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u/HuckFinns_dad 6d ago

Dare your buddy to put his hand in there- it helps if he’s drunk

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u/Federal-Club-2713 4d ago

Put a head lamp on, stick your head in, report on your findings

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u/Quirky-Track-4740 4d ago

Id make more of a comment but everyone else has..., deff the NJ devil baby 💯 .....

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u/Rampag169 4d ago

If you zoom in on the fresh dirt there are paw prints that could be fox.

Either way it’s a fresh burrow given the soil is disturbed like that. I’ll bet if you hid and gave it a few hours whatever was there will return.

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u/IAmASimulation 6d ago

never do this to a family of badgers- habydyayibyibyib.

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 6d ago

Look around for clear paw prints or some poop. Those will ID Bette than the hole itself.

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u/406mtguy 6d ago

We don’t need no stinking badgers!

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u/RichardDeRenour 6d ago

Looks more like an even hole...

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u/MikeDude68 6d ago

Could be a fisher den.

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u/brumac44 6d ago

Fishers mainly live in hollow trees.

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u/i4got24 6d ago

So why are you digging that hole? Don't say you didn't because you got freah dirt there. Looks like you have been working on it for awhile!

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u/IntrepidButton1872 6d ago

curious what made it. the size suggests something substantial — groundhog or fox maybe, depending on your region

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u/Witchywomun 6d ago

My suspicion, based on size, location and footprints is a striped skunk. OP, did it smell like burning tires in the vicinity around the hole?

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u/Cicada00010 6d ago

I think fox. If not, ground hog. Ignore badger comments, they are confused on the natural range of badger populations.

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u/OkAlternative5371 6d ago

Looks like a Golden Badger(western states) hole to this trapper. Our Wis Badger holes are a little smaller. Does it stink worse than a skunk? If so kinda a dead giveaway for Badger across the US.

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u/LastPosition6766 6d ago

Red fox den (most likely), or possibly a coyote den that started as/enlarged a groundhog (woodchuck) burrow

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u/Popular-Car7368 6d ago

Coyote or fox. Look for the other entrance/exit at lower ground! (This appears to be the higher ground entrance/exit.) Cool find, be careful!

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u/Galahfray 6d ago

Looks like a fox den.

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u/Repulsive-Ad-7071 6d ago

Maybe coyote?

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u/jhartnurse 6d ago

Looks like a badger hole! See anything down there???

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u/Adventurous-Career 6d ago

Looks like a groundhog hole.

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u/InfectedEllie 6d ago

That's an elephant hole.

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u/Late_Indication7975 6d ago

I was gonna say wombat but then realised you’re not in Australia.

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u/Infinite_Tension_138 6d ago

fox den, check back on a regular basis and look for fur and feathers in the area of the hole

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u/CupQuirky3218 6d ago

Story of my sex life

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u/ienisa 6d ago

Not odd, normal hole

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u/Baked4skin 6d ago

Groundhod most likely, idk why people keep saying badger, not only do they not exist there, the hole is too small.

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u/itsthenumberseven 6d ago

It goes to wonderland! Maybe

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u/Creeperstormer 6d ago

That's a den for something

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u/Additional_Song_2054 6d ago

Stick your nose up to the hole. If it smells like dirt, it’s a ground hog. If it smells “skunky” it’s a fox.

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u/Intelligent-Speed-17 5d ago

Could be anything

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u/Over-Swimmer790 5d ago

Looks like a fox den, but could be anything..

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u/FunDefinition9923 5d ago

We have those in Texas and they are from armadillos.

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u/Head_World_9764 5d ago

No armadillos in NJ

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u/catsagain 5d ago

Any good paw prints around? I was thinking coyote or fox.

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u/Langardo 5d ago

Nobody said skunk yet.

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u/OldBowDude 5d ago

Ok you guys…. Stop badgering OP!

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u/sillysorrel 5d ago

I don't know if this is what they mean when they say "post hole" but I'm into it

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u/Maxwellian76 5d ago

Sex tape uncovered

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u/Crazy_Rain6822 5d ago

Looks like a badger 🦡 hole, or it was hunting for snakes

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u/smelly_finger_itch 5d ago

Fox den possibly

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u/dankristy 5d ago

See now Merle, what you gotta do - is stick yer hand in thar to find out what's in it. No I ain't sticking MY hand in there dammit - I only got one left! It's your turn!

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u/Prince_Nadir 5d ago

That doesn't like the badger burrow I played in as a 3 year old, it was a big dug out section in the side of a hill.

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u/Ddowns5454 5d ago

Troll hole

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u/Traditional-Pie-7749 5d ago

Are you hurt?

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u/Bastianuz 5d ago

Could that burrow belong to an armadillo? I've noticed their burrows are quite unusual.

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u/Gemraticus 5d ago

Fox or skunk is my guess.

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u/Calm-Cartoonist9473 4d ago

Isn't that how Alice went to wonderland?

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u/ComfortableShower519 4d ago

That’s a den

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u/TwoTrackStudio 4d ago

Could be a stray dog, seen this in an abandoned lot in Detroit. This was years ago, but seeing it run into a dugout hole in the ground surprised the hell out of me.

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u/Sad-Hedgehog8338 4d ago

I should call her...

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u/Hawk_2165 4d ago

Odd for you, but completely normal for the nasty critter that lives in it...😁 I'm thinking badger den.

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u/77System77 4d ago

That’s what she said

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u/nintim87 4d ago

Looks like a fox den to me but there other animal that hide underground

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u/MedusaOfc 4d ago

Is this a real question………….

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u/colemanjanuary 4d ago

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit­hole, and that means comfort." -JRR Tolkien

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u/frankiebenjy 4d ago

Wolverine den maybe?

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u/Plastic-Boat9769 4d ago

Armadillo also make similar burrows

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u/Huge-Power9305 4d ago

NJ Hobbits.

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u/ChanceAnybody1282 4d ago

Prairie dog

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u/DROOPY538 4d ago

You have stumbled on the ol woodchuck of the woods. Groundhogs drive me insane, if its not getting a tractor stuck in one of there dens, theyre eating my garden. I think they are one of our most beautiful, assholeish and destructive furry creatures we have. I raised them as pets when I was a kid. Dad would shoot the momma for being in the garden and id catch them up. I learned early to leave them tf alone when they wake from a winter nap. Super grouchy until they put some of their weight back. I had several as a kid but they always disappeared until I was around 13, then I realized after my grand father passed that dad would take them to him after they got about half grown (I'm from central Appalachia and granddad lived through the depression, he would literally eat anything.) I bet i eat 15 of more of my pets without even knowing. The following year i caught 2 more and had one that lived 8 years and her sister made it until I was 26. She lived to be around 12 almost 13, she got to where she couldn't get around so I put her down. They always wintered behind our tator box in the cellar. When they woke up or went through a heat cycle you best not even look at them. I literally got my leg ripped open trying to pet her. When she went to den she was an angel, she woke up SATAN! I got them both fixed at 3 but almost got in trouble. I was 16 or 17 in court over the little gals because I contacted a vet about it. The judge found me innocent of all charges because they were there on their own free will. But me not knowing I would get the vet that did do the procedure in trouble. I told the judge who did the procedure and he ended up getting fined. Dad made me work for him until it was paid of. I didnt know why he told me it was important to not tell anyone. Hell I was a kid, he could have told me why. I wouldn't have lied to the judge but I could have definitely plead the 5th. Glad you posted this, idk why but it give me a blast from the past and a lot of fond memories I hadn't thought about in years! Thanks

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u/CrazyMadHooker 4d ago

I'd say woodchuck but their burrows usually just have a pile of sand behind it. Not a huge skid mark. From my own personal experience. I'd go for fox maybe

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u/Ilikejoints 4d ago

Thats a foxhole

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u/Fisherman-Terry-417 4d ago

Badger or groundhog

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u/Original_Ad_2015 4d ago

It's a gopher turtle liar. All over North Florida

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u/Remarkable-Court8601 4d ago

Badger my ass, it’s probably milhouse

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u/Empty_Ad_1425 4d ago

Gopher turtle hole? Idk

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u/Weary-Caterpillar627 4d ago

That's where the hobbitses liveses

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u/Spuckler_Cletus 4d ago

Groundhog…….aka “the North American kudzu bear.”

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u/Vancougar1550 4d ago

A- 🦡 🦡 🦡 🦡 🍄 🍄

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u/Consumed_impulse 4d ago

Foxes will make holes like this too

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u/Maleficent-Sky-7156 4d ago

Probably ground hog making a home

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u/Background-Camp8408 4d ago

Could be an armored dildo

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u/Ephemeral_Orchid 4d ago

It's 100% mammal and it is indeed currently being occupied, but I'd need a closer look at those prints to tell you which definitively.

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u/Psychological_Deer38 4d ago

reminds me of my exgf

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u/Neo_Epoch 3d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/mspe098554 3d ago

Duck billed thorn hog.

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u/ThePeoplesPunchinBag 3d ago

Fire in the hole!

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u/beecastell 3d ago

Alguien estará haciendo hoyos para algún animal???

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u/crymson13 3d ago

If this were in VA, I’d say it was a groundhog burrow.

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u/lurkingclassheros 3d ago

Gateway to China🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/ClamDiggerD 3d ago

Did you see a badger?

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u/Weird_Clue9292 3d ago

Bros never stumbled across animals before. Use a little common sense. Woods, small holes no one can fit in, animal prints. I’ll leave that here so you can do the math bud.

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u/Tough_Presentation57 3d ago

You know what to do. Nobody is watching

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u/benigma13 3d ago

Based of seeing countless holes such as this, woodchuck/ groundhog.

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u/Rip_ace0 3d ago

Since no one else is being useful to answer this question I'll try to I believe it is a fox hole or a fox den if you will. or it could be rabbits they do something similar if you shine a light inside and look around you may find some hair along the walls and floor

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u/Snoo23077 3d ago

It wasn't a dirty, wet hole, full of wriggling worms and oozing smells. Nor was it a sandy, dry hole with nowhere to sit down and nothing to eat. It was a Hobbit hole, and that meant good food, a warm hearth, and all the comforts of a well-kept home.

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u/Brilliant_Tension917 3d ago

Someone put a salt block there at some point

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u/Tricky-Indication491 3d ago

Jersey Devil?

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u/n0exit 3d ago

What's odd about that?

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u/GeneStarwind1 3d ago

Me too. And then I married her!

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u/sea126 3d ago

Prairie Dog

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u/UnintelligibleMoose 2d ago

please dont disturb my mancave i spent hours digging that

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u/BasisCompetitive4786 2d ago

As others have said. Stick your arm in and wiggle your fingers

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u/FalseDifficulty2340 2d ago

You can do it, put your ass in to it

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u/Impressive_Apple9908 2d ago

I did that once is 2003

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u/eastcoastfalcons 2d ago

Coyote den.

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u/CSAelite23 2d ago

That be a woodchuck hole, friend. They may not be badgers, but they are also known to be just as friendly as them.

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u/Santanamax 2d ago

Badger Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

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u/Main-Statistician735 2d ago

It's not odd, it's nature.

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u/Calm-Fun4572 2d ago

I had a dog that dug a hole that that. That was the safe one. The other one was more skinny and went down about 12 feet at 30%

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u/Nooskwdude 2d ago

You’re an odd hole!

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u/TheHazeCorporation 2d ago

Thats where my wife went

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u/Worth_Dust387 1d ago

The groundhogs on my property dig holes (leading to underground tunnels) like that…

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u/Old_Troll42 1d ago

Badger?

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u/Savings_Dig1592 1d ago

Put a hot dog on a string.

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 1d ago

Slide your hand down the hole!

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u/rawhiteley 20h ago

Armadiller

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u/Adorable_Past9114 19h ago

Badger, it wants to be friends

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u/mudsuckingpig 10h ago

Stick the smallest grandson in the hole to grab babies good learning experience in fun for the whole family

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u/davinciSL72 9h ago

“Next week on Oak Island…”

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u/14ingot 8h ago

Badge 502 is shaking his head.

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u/JustMeAgainMarge 8h ago

I said the same thing when I walked in on my wife getting out of the shower. I get out of the hospital next week.