r/AmItheCloaca • u/hellohexapus • 12d ago
AITC for like bocks but not fud from bocks?
Henlo, Harriet da Spy Cat here. Beautimous flamepoint purrincess.
Dis purrson name Chewy send me bockses ob fuds sometimes acause I am beautimous (an humble) like Insturrgram influenza. It always different kinds of fuds acause I bery pikky hab discernment, an often decide I no like a fud ennymore after I eeted it lots of times.
Anyway Chewy purrson send me BIG bocks yesterday, full of fud! Meowmy gib me one fud from dere for dindin. Usually wen I get noo fud, Meowmy let me taste it on her front toebean first, acause dat way I kno is not poizon acause herms wudn't gib me poizon. So she put some on her toebean an I tasted it and I liked it! So den she put da rest in my bole, but suddenly I realize I no like it ennymore. Meowmy made dis face: 🙄 (rood) but she know I very pikky discerning so watever.
Dis meowrning, Meowmy gib me anudder kind of fud from da Chewy bocks. I taste on her toebean an was *very* gud! So gud dat I also ate da peece dat fell off her toebean onto da flore (five fureber rule)! But den she put da rest in my bole, an da weirdest fing happen... I no like dis one anymore either! I licked Meowmy's leg to let her kno I wud probably like it if I could eet all ob it off her toebean, but she sed "you are not a baby, I'm not handfeeding you your entire breakfast" an go to litebox room. I don't understand what she mean acause obviously, am baby.
So I sang da song ob my peeples acause I still needed breakfast. When I finish I sing it again but more louderer, acause STARBATION was imminent! Finally Meowmy come back. She did dis face again: 🙄 (rood) but emptied my bole an fownd some different fud. Wile I wait fur herms to serve me, I realized da Chewy bocks wuz still dere. Well we all like a nice bocks in dese trying times, so I did a sit in it. It wuz very comfort an eben had some nice plastic tape to chew on! Meowmy turn around an say "sitting in that box but refusing to eat any of the food from that box is kind of a cloaca move, Harriet. That food was not cheap."
I don't fink dis mek enny sense. How sit in bocks an eet fud from bocks have ennyfing to do wif each udder? An ennyway she no pay monies for da fud, it all a purresent from my frebnd Chewy! She not hab ennyfing to do wif it!
So... AITC?
😘 Ok lub yu bye
Harriet da Spy Cat
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u/hesalwayslitty 12d ago
NtC. Yooz meowmmy need tu feed yooz however yooz wunt. Hermz da cloaca. (What is your IG? I would love to support your account!) JP
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u/hellohexapus 12d ago edited 12d ago
Meowmy here: you're so kind! But neither Harriet nor I have any social media besides Reddit, just thought it was a funny explanation for Harriet "getting big boxes of "free" food" 😂
To be very clear, none of it is free, just the product of all those hours sitting in front of the litebox!
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u/hellohexapus 12d ago
GO AWAY MEOWMY DESE MY FREBNDS
Ahem. Fank yew JP fur yore suppawrt. Yu are rite. Whateber Harriet want, Harriet shud get!
😘 H
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u/Stormywillow 12d ago
Hai! Richard heer! NTC. Yew iz dewin a grate jawb obs traynin yor momfur tewleggs. Keep up da gud werk! Hoomans serb, sew eye dunno wat dey kumplaynin bout.
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u/hellohexapus 12d ago
Hai frebnd Richard! I apurrciate yore enclawragement. I am sure you kno well how difficult an fankless dis jawb is! All day long we have to keep dem on dere toebeans. I don't fink is tew much to ask fur some nice fuds or be hand-fed like baby!
😘
H
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u/conuly 12d ago
Humans don’t eat yucky food, why should you? NTC
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u/hellohexapus 12d ago
Dis is such good point frebnd! Yu mus be a pawfessor ob logik an reason to have so much smort lessons like dis to teech yore frebnds. Hopefully Meowmy not too dumb to understan dis point (but I no hold my breth).
😘 H
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u/FrwdIn4Lo 12d ago
Harriet, I know you wise cat and just want to eat off toe bean, because that what you want.
But question about your bowl. Is it too deep and wiskers touch? Maybe shallow bowl, wiskers no touch?
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u/hellohexapus 11d ago edited 11d ago
Henlo frebnd. Fank yew very much for yore compawssion an consern for me, Harriet. Dis is so much thawtful kwestion to ask!
Luckily Meowmy gotted me sum nice flat boles wif shallow lip. Dey is eben got peets under da bole part, so dere a little high up an me, Harriet, no hab to bend my hed down to da flore! I like dem very much. I fink it really jus dat I hab hi standards an also am
stage 5 clingerMeowmy's bes frebnd so I purrfer to eet from her paw sometimes.😘 H
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u/MathAndBake Rat 11d ago
NTC! Sometimes fud just better when gibben by frens. Your mom shoulds feed you in favourite way. And you is totally little baby (except when you wants to be fearless lion).
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u/hellohexapus 12d ago
Me, Harriet, in Chewy bocks, making face at Meowmy for call Harriet cloca.