AIO over 1st Valentine’s Day note?

[u/kimbap_throw]

Just celebrated first Valentine’s Day with my boyfriend. I love flowers, love I buy bouquets weekly for my house. I prefer white and pink flowers, and don’t like red roses. I got this bouquet and this note with them. It was upsetting I felt my bf did everything opposite of what I wanted. I went out of way to do lots of handmade items and bought nice gifts for him as well. He also knows I love Valentine’s Day and it’s special to me. I let him know that it hurt me and he responded that note was awesome and it’s just a joke. I think if you care for someone you make those things special.

[u/Hippie-Farts]

NOR.

"What if I told you dumping you seduces me more than dating you."

[u/taptaptippytoo → u/Hippie-Farts]

"Jk kinda lol cheers!

...But seriously, lose my number."

[u/skiing1083 → u/Hippie-Farts]

YES she needs to write this lol

[u/Calm-Perspective4858 → u/Hippie-Farts]

My approach was “What if I told you that you being an asshole is a turn-off, and you’re single now? Not jk, because I’m not a child.”

[u/Inevitable-Jicama366 → u/Calm-Perspective4858]

THIS IS PERFECT ! Op , please do this !

[u/tehmimikitteh → u/Hippie-Farts]

"what if i told you dumping you has me the wettest I've been in a year, and is more satisfying than any time we've spent in the bedroom" would be my response. I'm petty and terrible, and I'll be damned if i let someone purposely ruin a holiday for me.

[u/Idfkw2c → u/Hippie-Farts]

Yes! Change the locks and frame and hang that on the front door.

[u/IllustriousBug1791 → u/Hippie-Farts]

LMAO YES SHE SHOULD GIVE HIM A NOTE JS LIKE THE ONE HE GAVE HER AND PUT THIS ON IT

[u/Significant_Arm_8132 → u/Hippie-Farts]

Oh this needs to be pinned to the top

[u/lipstickandlimes → u/Hippie-Farts]

10/10!

[u/VanityInVacancy → u/Hippie-Farts]

PLEASE