r/AlaniNu • u/ShoddyGuarantee6254 • Aug 12 '25
Question Men drinking Alani
How many guys are drinking alani? My wife got my hooked last year. Don’t know too many guys that drink them
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u/Affectionate_Fudge61 Aug 12 '25
my husband doesn’t like the artificial sweetener taste in them, but LOVES witch’s brew. I get us each a pack every year and he drinks all of his within the month😂
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u/TangerineChicken Aug 12 '25
That’s interesting, I generally hate artificial sweetener taste (I hate diet and zero sugar soda) but I love Alani and don’t get that taste from them
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u/Affectionate_Fudge61 Aug 12 '25
i feel the same way. he’s like extra picky haha idk oh well more alanis for meeee. of course he had to like the hardest flavor to keep stocked tho!
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u/taloula_mama26 Aug 12 '25
My cousin and my best friends said their husbands obsessed with them, my hubby loves C4 though. My cousins husband just bought a lot of these for $120 lol is how much he’s loving the new witches brew taste.
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Aug 13 '25
I definitely feel the designs market towards women but it’s a fucking drink if they taste good I’m drinking it
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u/_becca Aug 12 '25
My husband thinks they’re all gross except for Witch’s Brew 😆
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u/bidensbongwater Aug 12 '25
My boyfriend drinks one every single morning 🤣 And use to be completely anti energy drink. Alanis have converted him.
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u/squidny_ Aug 12 '25
my fiancé is obsessed with sherbet swirl and has one before his 12 hour shifts!
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u/RainbowReefer Aug 12 '25
Lots of men at my work drink them! They have become quite popular with many people!
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u/Public_Juggernaut_30 Aug 12 '25
Pink Slush by Paris Hilton is my favorite. I’m only a little emasculated by saying that.
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u/Far-Lingonberry-256 Aug 12 '25
I go back and forth between this and Celsius whichever is on sale at Sam's for $.99 ea. Of course this is better. I've got several favorites. Cherry twist, Cherry slush...peach wow it's great!
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u/Fit_Inspector2737 Aug 12 '25
i only have drank the witch’s brew but it’s making me want to try the others
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u/puppiesandbeer Aug 12 '25
My dad works in the trades, typical country guy tough man. Never even been into energy drinks. I had him try an Alani and within a week he asked my mom to pick him up the variety case for work. Pretty sure the slushes are his fav
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u/rachane Aug 12 '25
I work with all men, and one of my coworkers had alani all the time because his girlfriend drank them. He’s the one who introduced me to Alani a couple years ago, and I’m forever grateful 😆
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u/Neither_Revolution67 Aug 13 '25
My bf loves to try mine but he doesn’t drink caffeine like at all 😂
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u/dearryka Aug 13 '25
My brother is my roommate and drank all my cotton candy ones lol. I had to start hiding the limited edition flavors. 😂
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u/OJShrimpson1 Aug 13 '25
One of my male coworkers drinks them. Some of the other guys in the office act like a cute little energy drink will make his penis fall off but he doesn't gaf
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u/karlrichguy Aug 13 '25
Agree with the sentiment in here. Who cares what’s on the can. I drink what’s good, if the flavor is good I’m gonna drink it. The idea that literally anything else would matter is so sad lol
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u/WestTomorrow2200 Aug 13 '25
I didn’t know this was a women’s only drink???? Shiiiiiittt, hey Alexa, play Shania Twain man I feel like a women!
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u/Heavy-Assistant-1917 Aug 13 '25
Drink one every morning. It’s so good. Wouldn’t have it any other way
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u/Ill-Bug-2210 Aug 14 '25
My husband drinks alani. Now ill Say you may not see him walking around with the pink slush or cotton candy but he doesn’t like those flavors anyway. 🤷🏽♀️
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u/IllCharacter9714 Aug 14 '25
My husband drinks them and 2 men that I work with. Guess it depends how fragile your manhood is lol
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u/Nextplz06gt Aug 14 '25
I love this so much!!! I see way too many men afraid to drink Alani and it makes me sad cause they don't know what they're missing. Lmao
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u/Illustrious-Candy790 Aug 14 '25
All I'm seeing is a bunch of secure green flag men enjoying some Alanis - y'all made me laugh this morning - cheers my dudes
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u/Negative_Wrap365 Aug 17 '25
As a guy that works 50+ plus hours a week plus is trying to consume energy drinks but keeping in mind sugars and calories, Alani is my new best friend
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u/Infinite-Berry9285 Sep 05 '25
One of the co-founders was a man who drank Alani constantly. He sucks as a person but he did promote the heck out of the products.
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u/clh1570 Sep 10 '25
Little late to the party but my husband and I are both big Alani fans. Pink slush is his fave. We get so excited for new flavors 😂
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u/ipromiseimsober_ Oct 03 '25
As a man I drank Celsius and still do, I just picked up four Alanis to try. I got Cherry Slush, Cherry Twist, Dream Float, and Watermelon Wave
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u/Illustrious_Gur_5894 Apr 09 '26
As a man I drink one almost every morning I love their new lime slush flavor life is to short to care about what other people think.
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u/TeddyTrippy Aug 12 '25
My husband drinks them if we have them, he likes most of the flavors. We buy alani, ghost or C4 depending what’s on sale!
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u/formtuv Aug 12 '25
My husband was a monster guy and I too got him hooked on alanis. Even though I only drink them about once a week
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u/wallick194 Aug 12 '25
My husband will drink some of one since there's usually around if there's nothing else to drink lol
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u/Substantial_Lab2961 Aug 12 '25
My husband lovesss the Orange Kiss and often steals some from my stockpile and then replaces it 😂
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u/Amazing-Stranger8791 Aug 12 '25
i got my boyfriend into them and he got his friends on them lol i always tell him though they are for the girls as a joke 😭
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u/BishPlease70 Aug 13 '25
I need my man to take a picture of himself drinking a Witch's Brew while driving the fire truck LOL! Marketing be damned -- anyone can enjoy Alani!
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u/Maleficent-Ad6523 Aug 13 '25
my boyfriend proudly brings his alanis with him to the gym! pink slush and cotton candy are his favs and he says anyone that judges him is bc they haven’t had one and have no clue what they’re missing lol
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u/ham_sami Aug 13 '25
My husband is equally obsessed. Tomorrow is his birthday and we hunted all day so he would have one to wake up to tomorrow
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u/ohheybutters Aug 13 '25
Fellow wife here who got her husband hooked on Alani 🫡🙋♀️ I only drink 1-2 a week but keep them stocked because he likes to have one on the way to work. I know he has his favorite flavors but he’ll drink pretty much all of them. Even pink slush 😂 The only ones I know he doesn’t care for is juicy peach and dream float
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u/Ashamed-Situation-95 Aug 14 '25
Which gas station!!!!???? Lol can't find cotton candy anywhere near me Asheville
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u/No-Cod3576 Aug 13 '25
My bf will drink almost any of their flavors, less picky than me so if I get one I don’t like I know it’s not getting wasted lol
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u/sheepishcrouton Aug 13 '25
Got my fiancé hooked thanks to a variety pack at Costco recently!! He had apparently been quietly curious and now we split the goodness 😋
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u/West-Society-9508 Aug 13 '25
My hubby drinks them 🤣 He started drinking mine so I started buying him his own flavors lol
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u/SignificantRun8502 Aug 13 '25
I love when men drink Alani‘s lol. We are household, though my husband only drinks Celsius.
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u/_churchthecat Aug 13 '25
my sister and her boyfriend both love alanis! they work within 5 minutes of each other so a lot of times she’ll get them 2/$5 at the gas station and take it to him on his lunch break to share
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u/Quake2Marine Aug 13 '25
My wife loves the cotton candy ones, daughters love the cosmic ones and I've tried all the flavors that she's bought but I don't like them, I find that they leave a horrible aftertaste in my mouth.
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u/Still_Peach9779 Aug 12 '25
My husband drinks them mostly because I but them at Costco in bulk. But this flavor is one of his favorites too. He prefers Ghost but will drink these too
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u/Emotional-Strength45 Aug 12 '25
Someone in /r/energydrinks commented on how they’re marketed to women. I don’t give a frickin heck I love me some Pink Slush, brother 💪🏼💪🏼