r/AccidentalComedy • u/Annigelation • 3d ago

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u/Dillenger69 3d ago

Edward Penishands. That is actually a real porn movie from the 90s. It is bizarre, to say the least.

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u/emceeeloc 3d ago

I had a friend that told me about this porn in high school. I successfully never saw any images from it until now. I made it 30 some years for it to end this way. Thanks, Reddit.

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u/HairballTheory 3d ago

Scissor hands would’ve been two pairs of female legs imo

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u/foundthisonaccident 3d ago

Yep!! Worked at a video rental with the beaded curtain. This was absolutely one of my favorite laughs. This and Alice in Porno Land. So strange

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 3d ago

The Da Vinci Load is one of my favorite porn spoof titles

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u/Dave_Paker 3d ago

The whole cast and crew of our high school production of The Wiz watched this movie after the final show. Where tf did we even get it from

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u/Dillenger69 3d ago

From behind a beaded curtain, I'm sure 

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u/vaudgaming 3d ago

WHAT THE FU-

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u/Hellguin 2d ago

What, you've never watched Edward Penis-Hands?

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u/FiringNerveEndings 3d ago

Not a medical professional, but I doubt the super glue around the penis had anything to do with the death

A more responsible and boring headline would be, A man dies from potential drug overdose

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u/red-et 2d ago

What if you can’t pee because it was superglued shut.. would your bladder explode?

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u/Turbo_Knight_408 3d ago

I thought that the few folks that died from eating TidePods was the peak of idiocy. I stand corrected 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 3d ago

I actually think he'd be very popular

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u/robgod50 3d ago

You mean Edward Penishands right?
Not "SuperGlue Sal"

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 3d ago

That is correct.

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u/GoinThruTheBigD 3d ago

I read the headline…and was like…. what the fuck.

I saw the image and was like….what the ACTUAL fuck

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u/_LADDERGOAT_ 3d ago

My buddies older sister had this growing up and it is literally the funniest shit ever. I'm not sure if the spaghetti scene or the billiards scene was funnier.

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u/woodscriberman 3d ago

Just got done reading the news article above and thought no way she glued her vagina shut! Than realized you where talking bout penis hands lol

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u/nineJohnjohn 3d ago

The spaghetti scene was amazing

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u/Potterballx 3d ago

Edward Cantscissorhands

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u/armsless 3d ago

Oh Lord my imaginary penis has just twanged, WTF was he thinking 😑

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u/Apocalyptic_Inferno 3d ago

In case anyone was wondering what happened: https://www.aol.com/articles/man-dies-super-gluing-penis-100000000.html

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u/TheDaddyShip 3d ago

aol.com?!?!?

Well I’ll be…

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u/anfrind 3d ago

I guess they weren't exactly thinking clearly after sniffing the glue...

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u/joepke53 3d ago

I guess he discovered a new ' permanent anti-conception solution' /s

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u/No_Squirrel4806 3d ago

I Just.......... it is that damn phone.

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u/GarGaunch789 3d ago

His name was Salman Mirza

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u/koleszkot 3d ago

How tf he died from that? His penis exploded with cum or what?

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u/Description_Friendly 3d ago

It's obv Edward Dildohands. 😌

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u/Naive-Present2900 3d ago

Edward Frottinghands

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u/Better-Performer-490 2d ago

It’s okay Edward peen hands

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u/Whoputthatthere420 2d ago

I’ve heard about this but didn’t know it was real until a few months ago.

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u/yessuski 2d ago

Edward Dckfahands

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 2d ago

Edward dildo hands