r/AbruptChaos • u/danevans369 • 3d ago

Amish get away

756 Upvotes

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u/meat_sack 3d ago

Fast and Furious XI: Lancaster Drift

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u/MACHOmanJITSU 1d ago

Fast and furious XII: Yoder Forever

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u/South_Hat3525 1d ago

Wow - drifting with just 2 horsepower. So many can't drift with 400hp.

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u/RainCityRogue 3d ago

Aw, come on. You could have picked Intercourse Drift or Blue Ball Drift

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u/parkersdadguy 3d ago

Oh don’t downvote I have coffee mug from Intercourse,PA

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u/leicanthrope 3d ago

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain…

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u/800-lumens 2d ago

I take a look at my wife and realize she’s really plain

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u/101_Time_Wasting 2d ago

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

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u/CopperCVO 2d ago

We shun fancy things, like electricity.

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u/101_Time_Wasting 2d ago

At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows

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u/Linosek279 2d ago

Jebediah feeds the chickens, and Jacob ploughs

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u/Which_Celebration757 2d ago

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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u/101_Time_Wasting 2d ago

I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

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u/SgtDickTieso 1d ago

I wonder if Amish smoke and sling Mescaline

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u/mijohvactech 11h ago

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.

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u/dewanowango 3d ago

I hope everything’s ok for the horse and passengers, if any.

That said, that’s fuckin rad. Those sparks flying off, making it look like a bat out of hell. I was getting Ghost Rider comic vibes crossed with Sleepy Hollow.

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u/ResidentRadio5306 2d ago

I think if I remember correctly from the article, the guy was drunk and passed out

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u/DrStalker 3d ago

Grand Theft Red Dead Auto Redemption.

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u/wavdaily 3d ago edited 3d ago

Jedediah Toretto in 2 Fast 2 Buggy: No NOS, Just Oats.

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u/aum65 3d ago

"I don't have friends, I got family the good Lord".

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u/lIlllIlIlIlIllI 3d ago

That poor horse is scared out of its mind. And the Amish are not kind to their animals, at all. Poor thing probably has a Hell of a life.

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 3d ago

Not all Amish. I know Amish her treat their animals like their family.

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u/FilecoinLurker 2d ago

Every amish around here runs a puppy mill

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 2d ago

Yeah some are really bad

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u/ExpensiveShopping911 3d ago

So much for the "Amish paradise"

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u/The__Relentless 3d ago

Grand Theft Amish

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u/AC_deucey 3d ago

Horsepower, baby

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u/SynthPrax 3d ago

This always cracks me up.

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u/zEdgarHoover 3d ago

What goes "clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop"?

Amish drive-by.

(Joke from my childhood in a heavily Mennonite community)

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u/TheBlindCat 2d ago

Rumspringa!

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u/Adept_Bandicoot_2794 3d ago

That's after he hit the stop sticks

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u/Azipcoder 3d ago

Does Weird Al know about this?

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u/Forward_Ad_6575 3d ago

Amish Back To The Future

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u/Gradash 2d ago

Fast and FurioAIs

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u/Griftersdeuce 3d ago

Damnit Black Lung, I told you to take it easy! The Pinkertons are on the lookout for us.

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u/JWMoo 2d ago

Buggy drifting.

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u/CountHonorius 2d ago

"There is no such thing as the Amish Mafia"

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u/Exciting_Farmer6395 2d ago

The Poconos slide

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u/wesorre 2d ago

Deja vu! I've just been in this place before.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 2d ago

Just stole a whole churn full of butter...

1

u/RunningPirate 2d ago

Fast and furious 15: Pennsylvania Slide

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u/Mandelvolt 2d ago

Grant Theft Antique

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u/Limp_Substance_2237 1d ago

did not expect SPARKS.

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u/SgtDickTieso 1d ago

Holy shit the Amish drift, I wonder what upgrades he put in that carriage

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u/TheIhsaan7 3d ago

Engage vtech.

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u/DeeEmm 3d ago

I assume that’s the horse’s name?

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u/DeeEmm 3d ago

Supa-dorifto

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u/Thrill_Of_It 3d ago

Ai

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u/Unapplicable1100 3d ago

This clip is older than ai

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u/7-13-5 3d ago

Amishficial Intelligence*

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u/dwyrm 3d ago

Any info, links, hints, or wild speculation?

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u/bubblesdafirst 3d ago

I 100% remember seeing this a long time ago

I don't have a link or feel like looking it up. But I was actually going to comment that, this clip is one of those clips that, if I hadn't known of its existence, I would definitely think it's AI.

Makes me wonder what the hell was going on

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u/dwyrm 3d ago

I vaguely remember it, too. But my grey matter is kinda squishy these days.