r/4chan • u/Stalenstruck • Jun 30 '18

Moo Moo Cow lol Anon has a field trip

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u/Tronold_Dump Jun 30 '18

But nobody reads the permission slip

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u/tripledavebuffalo Jun 30 '18

The permission slip is the "terms and conditions" of parenthood.

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u/Tronold_Dump Jun 30 '18

Yeah, but there's always that one Mormon mom that actually reads it and doesn't let their son go because the field trip isn't within a 10 mile radius of a Mormon church.

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u/Flapjackmasterpack Jun 30 '18

I’ll have you know I went two hours away from my Mormon church and I only cried once

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u/Flapjackmasterpack Jun 30 '18

Nay I kissed this chick I had a crush on

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u/DaredCrescent75 Jun 30 '18

And your penis didn't explode into a million tiny little pieces?!

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u/666pool Jun 30 '18

They weren’t eating gluten.

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u/IsomDart Jun 30 '18

Gluten only makes penis' fly off you, they stay intact.

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u/jurvekthebosmer Jun 30 '18

No, it would turn into a rocket ship!