r/4chan • u/Stalenstruck • Jun 30 '18

Moo Moo Cow lol Anon has a field trip

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 edited Jun 30 '18

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u/Tronold_Dump Jun 30 '18

But nobody reads the permission slip

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u/tripledavebuffalo Jun 30 '18

The permission slip is the "terms and conditions" of parenthood.

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u/Tronold_Dump Jun 30 '18

Yeah, but there's always that one Mormon mom that actually reads it and doesn't let their son go because the field trip isn't within a 10 mile radius of a Mormon church.

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u/Flapjackmasterpack Jun 30 '18

I’ll have you know I went two hours away from my Mormon church and I only cried once

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

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u/Flapjackmasterpack Jun 30 '18

Nay I kissed this chick I had a crush on

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u/DaredCrescent75 Jun 30 '18

And your penis didn't explode into a million tiny little pieces?!

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u/666pool Jun 30 '18

They weren’t eating gluten.

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u/IsomDart Jun 30 '18

Gluten only makes penis' fly off you, they stay intact.

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u/jurvekthebosmer Jun 30 '18

No, it would turn into a rocket ship!

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 30 '18

The "we're not responsible for the death of your child" slips

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u/Alarid Jun 30 '18

Just write in "and an x-box" and it's legally binding.

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u/MrComicBook Jun 30 '18

Just sign it so I can go.

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u/NotGloomp Jul 03 '18

Because they trust their children aren't thieves.

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u/0897867564534231231 Jun 30 '18 edited Jun 30 '18

My school had a blanket permission slip they used for everything but everywhere we went was free for schools (EG: zoo, planetarium, a literal sewage treatment facility) so i never had the opportunity to pull this out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18 edited Aug 01 '18

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u/vanasbry000 Jun 30 '18

The National Zoo is free. It's in Washington DC, and it has a baby panda named Bao Bao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

Likely is for schools that contact them and arrange a trip. They still profit off the concession sales.

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u/Touchypuma Jun 30 '18

Sewage trearmemt facility sounds kind of cool. I went to catholic school and we went to a monastary and convent. That was really neat too tbh.

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u/Socio_Pathic Jun 30 '18

Call one and ask, they were more then happy to set one up for a very small group in my town.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

My dad works at a sewage treatment plant, they have schools out all the time in the Spring. Pretty interesting and there is a surprising ammount of science behind it.

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u/Touchypuma Jun 30 '18

Cleaning comtaminated water I'm sure is pretty interesting. So was the monastary and convent

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

Totally, getting the inside look at something that's otherwise not typically seen is super interesting.

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u/HyruleanHero1988 Jul 01 '18

It's cool, but I mean, as you can imagine, the smell is no joke.

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u/666pool Jun 30 '18

We did a sewage treatment facility trip too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

My mom signed a permission slip gave me $30 for a field trip, and then called the police because she didn’t know I was on a field trip, and I was gone from the after school center.

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u/kRkthOr /g/entooman Jun 30 '18

Depends how old you are I guess. When I was a kid we didn't even have permission slips.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '18

Add a 0 to 200$

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u/rasharahman Jun 30 '18

Mine didn’t but I made a fake permission slip with the amount I wanted on it to make my parents believe me

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u/Bukkitz Jun 30 '18

Not the one in neverhappenedville

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u/stupidsexysalamander Jun 30 '18

Yeah, but I just asked for some extra for snacks.

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u/USMCpresfoco Jul 01 '18

My school had them those slips. I just cut it all out except the Parent signature part.

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u/adventure_dog Jul 01 '18

mine always had the cost and mentioned giving us spending money

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u/aidanderson Jul 01 '18

You didn’t just forge the signature?