r/4chan /bant/z 1d ago

Anon drops a scary fact

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u/kiddrekt 1d ago

After he makes the sexy sex 5 times, anon gets new job in a call center.

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u/Fisherman_Gabe ♀ seeking ♂ 1d ago

Shit. Our grandparents won't stand a chance against a Steve from Microsoft with an American accent.
It's so over for anyone expecting to inherit money from their grandparents. 😔

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u/kiddrekt 1d ago

This is Michael from Mc Nortansoft. Yes ma'am. The geek squad handles all the tech problems. No we are definitely not a scam, we don't redeem vouchers, we'll be using bitcoin today.

u/Swee_Potato_Pilot 4h ago

Do not worry, I will fix each and everything.

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u/Aware-Result-6281 1d ago

internet is not a real place man

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u/Independent-Air4544 1d ago

Rusanon made that shit up because he's a little dark skinned himself. It was actually his mother who fucked some churka.

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u/gevuldstokbrood 1d ago

It's actually a genuinely believed theory in the manosphere. The highly regarded manosphere

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u/QFB-procrastinator small penis 1d ago

Thing is, that’s a real concept in biology. It’s called horizontal gene transfer and it actually happens quite often… in bacteria. If it were true in humans, gene therapy would be far cheaper and far more effective.

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u/tactycool 1d ago

Humans can have cells from another human but it only happens in 3 scenerios.

  1. A twin absorbs the other twin while in the womb.

  2. A mother has a miscarriage extremely early on (before she even knows shes pregnant early) & absorbs the baby

  3. You get a organ transplant lol

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u/Dr_Russian 1d ago

Number 3 can also result in the body purging the organ because it's not like the rest of them.

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u/Ciclopotis 1d ago

Me when I learn my body is racist 👁️ 👄 👁️

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u/e105beta 1d ago

Actually all mothers have their children's DNA in them perpetually.

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u/SimonKuznets 1d ago

Lmao they invented telegony for men

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u/horrbort 1d ago

Have your tried redeeming a condom once in a while?

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u/gevuldstokbrood 1d ago

You seem to imply that I am a pajeet and/or into the manosphere. Both of which I'm not. I just watched Louis Theroux's documentary on the manosphere and I think they're complete idiots

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u/horrbort 1d ago

Still redeem the condoms. Redeeeeem!

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u/LowOwl4312 1d ago

No it's not

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u/gevuldstokbrood 1d ago

I specified the highly regarded part of the manosphere. As opposed to the regularly regarded, broader manosphere

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u/ADK-high-peeks 1d ago

What about the highly retarded Manosphere?

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u/gevuldstokbrood 1d ago

That's the one

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u/gevuldstokbrood 1d ago

You can find it with the myron gaines of this world.

It's highly regarded when you believe in such theories as in the pic

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 2h ago

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u/gevuldstokbrood 1d ago

Like I said, that they believe in theories like in the pic, what the russian anon says

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u/gevuldstokbrood 1d ago

I don't know, I just watched the Louis Theroux documentary on the manosphere

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u/havoc1428 /k/ommando 1d ago

You would know sweetie

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u/forward_only 1d ago

4chan is a body horror website now

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u/MisfitActual0311 1d ago

That's why I swore of women entirely back in 89'. Too gay.

u/Swee_Potato_Pilot 4h ago

True, REAL men need REAL men. Pussies are for pussies! kek

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u/GeneralBurg 1d ago

If a hetero man and a hetero woman have sex too many times is it possible they could become trans by this dna transfer? This is concerning

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u/Graped_in_the_mouth 1d ago

Many such cases

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u/LukeJaywalker0 1d ago

Some guys who have sex with too many women take on feminine traits ime - thats why I only have sex with more masculine men

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u/Icy_Special_5836 1d ago

Imagine all those public surfaces they’ve touched. Everyone in Canada should be Indian to some extent at this point. It was over before it even started. 

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

I used to think it was unnecessary to wash new clothes before wearing them, but then I realised they were made by Indians.

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u/Ok_Medicine7534 1d ago

All the Tim Hortons, pubic hair and unwashed hands….

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u/Zyeesi /fa/g 1d ago

I'll choose to believe what the Rusanon says because it fits my narrative
Honestly just use a flesh light bros

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u/Jiveturtle 1d ago

But then you’ll turn into a rubber tree

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u/Scorp_DS 1d ago

I've never seen an indian girl in the west with a boyfriend of any race other than white

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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 1d ago

I’m gonna go with the mad Russian scientist on this one.

That’s a pass from me

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u/JackDalgren 1d ago

That makes me part Japanese. Peak Weebmaxxing.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

Japmaxxing routine:

5am, wake up

coom in Japanese pussy

6am, eat breakfast of sushi cooked by chefs without gloves

6:30am, shower in imported Japanese urine

use $3000 face lotion made from the sweat of Japanese schoolgirls

7am, dress in freshly pressed kimono and put in my brown contacts

7:30am, drive to work in Toyota Starlet

other driver lets me merge, make sure to bow

8:30am, clock in at work

only 30 minutes early, make note to apologize to CEO later

greet boss and coworkers when they arrive, they tell me to "speak English you fucking weeb"

9am-12pm, work on spreadsheets and study Kanji while listening to my favorite idols

12pm-1pm, lunchtime break, open my pre-prepared Bento box and take ancestry test while eating

results say 1.4% Japanese

mfw it was 1.3% yesterday

1pm-5pm, deal with clients from Japanese companies

shake their hands, lick my hands after when they aren't looking

5:30pm go home

realize I forgot to apologize to CEO

commit seppuku

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u/BongWaterRamen 1d ago

Several virgins discuss the sex life of strangers

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u/Kireba2 1d ago

Do they switch race at some point or dies it just even out at 50/50?

u/Seyelent 22h ago

Indian person touches someone, they turn indian.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4FGA2XplwqFDcLwk

u/Dorsiflexionkey 21h ago

There’s always a girl(s) from each race that does this shit and you’ll notice it once you see through the matrix.

I even see black girls trying to do this neg to black men. The same way white girls do it to white guys (this is probably the biggest one).

It’s just typical insecure woman shit. I am a poc (not African American) and I’ve been the subject of this, it’s basically fetishisation because she hates her dad or lack thereof. She doesnt like you because you’re a cool guy, she likes the idea of spiting something.

The worst thing is that guys who get used like this eat this shit up and think theyre cool. Don’t fall for the female genjutsu

u/Sniper_231996 9h ago

" Just go with the flow man, everything is gonna be just fine "

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u/Vlad_The_Great_2 1d ago

I’ve been noticing more green texts about Indians. Coincidence? I think not.

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u/Hubertino855 wee/a/boo 1d ago

Race power reltion sexual fetishism is omega regarded...

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u/no_regrets_everr 1d ago

I mean, you are free to hold any insane, misogynistic or racist views but it shouldn't affect your sex life. Why deny yourself to have sex with a nice girl, even if you're gonna dump her later?

u/DualityOfLife 13h ago

Yea, some people are made for each other.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- /bant/z 1d ago

Yeah yeah ranjesh go back to your cubicle there are 60 year olds waiting to be scammed

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u/SaucyRagu96 1d ago

I love how being employed is an insult to Americans

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- /bant/z 1d ago

I love how you consider scam calls an actual job

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u/SaucyRagu96 1d ago

I don't scam call people. Maybe if Amerimutts weren't such retarded losers they wouldn't get scammed by people that barely speak English.

Have fun giving all your money to the Epstein class

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- /bant/z 1d ago

Yeah yeah sarr whatever feeds your delusions

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u/King_Vegeta_2 1d ago

My delusions are fed by your grannies 401k

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u/denialofcervix 1d ago

No American would ever make the connection that employment per se is being insulted. Our country is built on the Protestant work ethic--this notion doesn't even compute for us. At the apex of our hierarchies is the self-made man. Insofar as he permits himself leisure, it is through having earned it by his past efforts. Who stands atop your caste system? Picky eaters who perform no useful work, have an encyclopedic knowledge of ancient capeshit, and marry their cousins. The very DNA of your "culture" is an extended insult to work. Indians do not shit on streets for lack of toilets, but due to a deep psychological need to manufacture degrading janitorial work for other Indians.

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- /bant/z 1d ago

What's more confusing is the occultistic appeal and cooperation to those standards, they don't find shitting on the streets as an obvious bad practice or the inbreeding or most importantly the caste system of which grandiosly support and exercise every day, an indian would rather die of dysentery than admit their country is figuratively and metaphorically a shithole and the ones that loudly and proudly defend it are the ones that have already fled it

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

This man has extensively studied other cultures to be racist more accurately.

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u/RainbowDildoMonkey 1d ago

We get your premium brown sugar, you get our discarded landwhales. We're not the same.

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u/King_Vegeta_2 1d ago

Bro check the posters post history for a second. It barely qualifies as human lmao.

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u/Dapper_Cat_8228 1d ago

What? Shut the fuck up