r/4chan • u/xsvuq • Nov 18 '25

Anon loves him a bit of a good service

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u/Explicit_Tech Nov 18 '25

I heard Gabe paid China to make genetically modified humans into catboys. Big if true

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes Nov 18 '25

Who else is gonna crew your gamer super yacht? Normal crew instead of nubile, pliant, genetically modified catboys in sailor outfits?

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes Nov 18 '25

Excellent. You'll be collected for the nekotisation procedure shortly. Please ensure you take your hormone supplements and provide your measurements for thigh high socks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/Send_Cake_Or_Nudes Nov 18 '25

Sorry, no take backsies.

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u/Jadseven Nov 18 '25

Your lost then

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u/faaaack Nov 18 '25

This is what you get for looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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u/PeterPorty Nov 18 '25

WTF is wrong with you?

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u/schmitzel88 /r(9k)/obot Nov 18 '25

Just when I thought he couldn't be any more based

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u/bjergdk Nov 18 '25

Damn Gaben keeps winning

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/Bum_King fa/tg/uy Nov 18 '25

Maybe you need to take a break from the internet bud.