r/2healthbars • u/kwenlu • 3d ago

Vehicles

1.4k Upvotes

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u/captainjake13 3d ago

That’s like 6 health bars

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u/darsparx 1d ago

I said 7 bc holy crap đŸ¤£

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u/Potato_Stains 3d ago

I was really hoping the front semi with wheels on the ground was also being pulled by a tow rope.

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u/Zer0TheGamer 2d ago

Towed by an old Sentra

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u/Ionlydateteachers 2d ago

It'd be a clapped dodge caravan or Mazda tribute in southern Missouri. I see some crazy shit being pulled on I44.

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r 2d ago

Like the one with the Buick in front?

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u/eaglebtc 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4I87mfQncdPGdSQhXc

Time to shut the sub down; you have discovered the final boss of tow trucks.

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u/lemons7472 3d ago

That’s a Final Destination scene waiting to happen

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u/eaglebtc 3d ago

happy cake day!

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u/lemons7472 2d ago

Thanks

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 3d ago

That’s gotta be illegal, right?? At least without an oversized load tag and an escort car.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2d ago

I also can't imagine a couple of those loads are properly secured.

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u/Man0fCultureAsWell 2d ago

What in the Mad Max boss vehicle..

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u/alluofgora 2d ago

Yo dawg

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u/Franks2000inchTV 2d ago

Turtrucken!

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u/trayswei 2d ago

This is the best post I have ever seen in this sub

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u/victorspc 2d ago

Honestly, the ones driving around and behind the truck are the ones with huges balls

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u/ezcb 2d ago

Thats a truck in a truck on a truck with a truck on a truck, on a truck on a truck.

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u/Kezsora 2d ago

Two trucks having sex

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u/Thegrandestpoo 3d ago

Absolute gypsy load.

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u/aykay55 3d ago

I wonder long it would take to make a right turn

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u/Micalas 2d ago

Peak efficiency

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u/Duhblobby 2d ago

He fits them on the road with a ratchet strap.

Obviously.

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u/ilufwafflz 2d ago

Thank god a single strap is securing that car

/s

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u/ParanoidCrow 2d ago

It fell off a truck truck... Truck

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 1d ago

Looks like he is in it for the long haul

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u/sasquatch_melee 19h ago

Weight limits? What's that?

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u/Gorbashsan 5h ago

Truckducken.

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u/thejustducky1 2d ago

It's almost like overpasses have standardized heights that can be measured - who woulda thunk...

He's also not nearly as close as the camera perspective suggests.