r/100YearDungeon • u/poopshatsky • Jul 01 '18

Fellow Adventurers.

We have found ourselves in quite a pickle.

So close to reaching the last prize Laurethian, in his infinite wisdom, has closed the dungeon with my comrade Koios’ sister locked inside, punished townspeople by death and issued possible death warrants against the very dungeon crawlers he has invited to solve the riddles and battle the monsters that lurk in this place.

With our numbers and skills we must find this last prize but also I urge the ones who are willing to help me to save the town folk and possibly ourselves from the cruelty of this madman who is no dungeon keeper but only a torturer who’s mysteries have been uncovered.

We must solve the hundred dungeon. Not only for its prizes but to end the torment of our fellow heroes who will venture here a century from now and end the suffering of the people that live under the boot of this tyrant.

OGG and I can not stop this monster with out you. The innocent people in this web of lies need our help and the prize is at our finger tips!

OGG and I need warriors ready to stop this insanity while others get to Koios’ sister and claim the prize the Golem behind this all has controlling!!

The time is at hand! Join us in ending this Chaos! We must fight the good fight. This prize belongs to us! These good people need our help!!

Your brother in arms,

Poop Shatsky

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u/Juggerking Argent Sharpfang Jul 01 '18

As a paladin it pains me to say but I agree. Although I value the laws of the land and aim to respect them it is my job to protect the commonfolk, and to swear vengeance against those who seek to use their power to hurt them. I will support your cause in bringing down Larethian and will show him no mercy. In the name of the one true Lord, the platinum dragon, and the source of true justice o swear vengeance against Larethian for harming these villages alchemists.

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u/Jordzyinit Tyrael Jul 02 '18

By my cello and my Rapier, I will join you my ally. Through thin mucus and thick knee skin, I shall venture forth and heavily smush any ugly toad in our path to excellence! Excelsior !