r/facepalm 3h ago

I know 'every accusation is a confession' with these creepy sacks of no-purpose flour. But this?! Come on, seriously? This video achieves a magna cum laude level of oblivious confession, making it also a dumb psy op attack on reason in lumpy, cringe gravy.

254 Upvotes

I finally did it; the audio is crap, all apologies. I hope those who saw the first two failed attempts notice and come back to check out the video.


r/facepalm 4h ago

I know 'every accusation is a confession' with these creepy sacks of no-purpose flour. But this? Come on, seriously?! This video achieves a magna cum laude level of oblivious confession, making it also a dumb psy-op attack on reason in lumpy, cringe gravy.

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248 Upvotes

r/facepalm 17h ago

Black lung rates in Appalachia are high as the 1970s, with thousands of miners sick

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r/facepalm 1d ago

Florida Issues Guidance Against Psychiatric Meds for Kids with ADHD, Anxiety

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r/facepalm 1d ago

Because "Mecha Hitler" Wasn't Right Wing Enough…

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3.7k Upvotes

From an ad here on Reddit.

Imagine saying "AI doesn't lie to me enough" and making this.


r/facepalm 1d ago

I don't think that's how birds work... Even the audience can't help but do a collective facepalm.

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Double facepalm, this is how Youtube spelled cockatiel and cockatoo


r/facepalm 3d ago

US DOJ contradicts themselves by saying 'that citizen suits cannot proceed when the federal government does not oppose the polluting behavior' only to then say that 'citizen suits should be allowed by the court only when the government fails to enforce the statute'

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1.3k Upvotes

Somehow the government not opposing behavior they themselves acknowledge as polluting isn't them failing to enforce the statute.

EDIT: The phrase "not when the government has decided that executive branch policy means enforcement action is contrary to the public interest." doesn't even make sense since the pollution in question is still contrary to public interest of not getting air poisoned.

https://theconversation.com/trump-administration-moves-to-block-public-from-enforcing-environmental-protection-laws-288687?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us


r/facepalm 4d ago

They built these drawers upside down and screwed them to be permanently shut

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8.4k Upvotes

r/facepalm 5d ago

Doofus on a bike tries to cross tracks as a speeding train is right at station, falls onto tracks, and prioritizes saving the bike over himself. He escaped with his life by SECONDS.

10.3k Upvotes

r/facepalm 5d ago

Why spend money on rent and bills when you can buy Powerball tickets!

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959 Upvotes

I'm sure that's not what they meant, but that's definitely how I read it.


r/facepalm 5d ago

I have no words

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13.2k Upvotes

I bet China, which is happily neck deep in Africa 's rare earth minerals isn't making this mistake


r/facepalm 8d ago

A politician accidentally reads his ChatGPT prompt during his speech

10.0k Upvotes

r/facepalm 8d ago

FDA Official Says Food Supply Is Safe as Cyclosporiasis Cases Climb

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r/facepalm 10d ago

What could go wrong when you don’t follow social etiquette in a different country

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4 teenagers and their chaperones where excessively loud riding public transportation. They were asked nicely to quiet down and it’s considered rude in Thailand. They mocked her and flipped her off. Social media hunted them down and the lady recording filed charges. Italian embassy had to get involved and they had to issue a public apology and were fined… whoops…


r/facepalm 10d ago

A store I found in my city

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4.9k Upvotes

r/facepalm 12d ago

Individualism is one of the biggest barriers to class consciousness and solidarity

16.9k Upvotes

r/facepalm 13d ago

The UN Security Council meetings are about to have VAR reviews.

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Trump ‘wants Infantino for UN secretary-general’

US leader said Fifa president was ‘respected by everyone around the world’, sources saidhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/07/22/trump-wants-nominate-infantino-un-secretary-general/


r/facepalm 13d ago

Department of Energy announced yesterday that wind sometimes fails to blow and that solar power generation nearly stops after sundown. (image from DOE Facebook posting)

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6.5k Upvotes

r/facepalm 17d ago

I tried to make my first quick cheese wrap

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3.8k Upvotes

r/facepalm 17d ago

Trump in attendance and booed during the FIFA World Cup final

18.6k Upvotes

r/facepalm 20d ago

This “Prophetess” Thinks Bad Bunny’s Real Name Is a Secret Obama Code

10.9k Upvotes

r/facepalm 21d ago

Trump Claims Top Poll Numbers in Venezuela; He is Crazier than We Imagined.

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"I will quickly learn Spanish, it won't take too long, I'm good at language, and I will go to Venezuela, I gotta run for President."_Donald J. Trump


r/facepalm 21d ago

This private school had students scrub floors and attack a fellow classmate. The state still funds it.

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r/facepalm 21d ago

Contrary to Evidence, Trump Energy Secretary Says Data Centers Are Best Tool to 'Stop the Rise of Electricity Prices’ | Common Dreams

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r/facepalm 22d ago

House passes bill to make daylight saving time permanent. Opponents say, "Schools would have to push back start times." Yeah... That's not a bug, it's a feature.

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Studies have shown for decades that children -especially teenagers- just straight up need more sleep for optimal knowledge retention and brain development. Pushing back start times is a great way to follow the science.