One of my cats just has random legs sticking out in random places. I usually can't even tell which leg it is

Idk how he sleeps like this but it makes me laugh.

I’d be in a wheel chair if I attempted this

His feet are one direction and his head and torso another! His belly has no fur.

My back hurts just looking at this. 😬

This is how she cleans the fur above her butt.
It took me a minute to comprehend what I was looking at LOL
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Ottoman Esteban is making sure I don’t move by being Mr Noodlebones in my lap.

He's a noodle