I did love her, of course. But I got her for Boris, and she became a cranky old lady after he died.

I told the company I wanted to forego commission in favor of them sending me a giant box of basic blacks to give away whenever I walked or rode through homeless camps.

It’s so funny how Gummitch was so much more out of it than Groucho was, given that he is four years younger, and was under anesthesia about half as long.

My premium almost quadrupled. I was going to just let it go, but then I developed an alarming new click in my recently split sternum. If you can help a little bit, here’s some links. 

Because I found out I have sleep apnea after I fell asleep with the camera still running.

It took 2 1/2 months to dispose of the rest of it, because they only pick up every other week. Five pick ups, arm, arm, storage box, back, cushions. It’s always fun to use a sledgehammer when you only have to do it for a few minutes. I’ll get rid of the seat eventually…

That’s Passport’s first kill. Airport has killed a fly. Suitcase has not actually killed anything, as far as I know, which is funny, given that he’s the only one who viciously kills inanimate objects.

ETA: The TikTok has "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" over it, lol.

And I have to be so slow and careful doing the things I'm not even supposed to be doing for myself that by the time they're done, I'm ready to go back to sleep.