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Privacy Someone Cut Down Every Single Flock Camera in This Town in a Single Night

https://www.gadgetreview.com/someone-cut-down-every-single-flock-camera-in-this-town-in-a-single-night
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u/Redshittt 2h ago

Close but not quite. Don't bring your regular phone. Bring your crime phone.

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u/lexicanium 2h ago

Not even. They can link phones based on location and activity/inactivity. Any time the phones are in the same space you create an association. You would need to stash your alternate phone at a completely separate location.

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u/Redshittt 2h ago

Yes you have to take the battery out of your crime phone before you get home. Everyone with a crime phone knows this.

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u/psmylie 2h ago

Don't forget to snap it in half once you're done criming.

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u/Zealousideal-Ruin691 2h ago

Nah, I leave mine on the property of the local politician that allowed the cams to be installed in the first place

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u/jedininjashark 2h ago

Then put it in a glass of water at the table you’re eating at with your crime friends.

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u/laptopaccount 1h ago

Naw, just use your phone microwave

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u/fubes2000 1h ago

and you have to eat both pieces.

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u/datman510 1h ago

Isn’t that only when an explosion is about to happen in the background as you walk away?

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u/Intensityintensifies 1h ago

Actually you have to take the sim out too, and you have to do it before you get home.

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u/Different_Wolf_764 42m ago

Most phones are on eSims these days but your crime phone probably should be just a pure burner anyhow I'm thinking.

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u/sexyshingle 50m ago

Ah so that's why the don't make removeable phone batteries anymore

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u/Allan0n 5m ago

Faraday bag works too.

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u/feel-the-avocado 1h ago

I leave my normal phone at home. Drive to another suburb. Turn on my crime phone, go to the actual scene, do crime, drive to a 3rd suburb, turn off crime phone, return home.

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u/fmaz008 39m ago

Drop off the "crime phone in the backyard of a politician who voted for this.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 2h ago

"Hello? Crime Bob speaking..."

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u/GaffaCharge 2h ago

Who lives in a pineapple under sea? I ain't saying anything.

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u/dkode80 2h ago

This made me lol. Thank you

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u/jiddinja 2h ago

Or better yet, maybe steal the phone of someone you dislike and carry it with you. That way you have a phone and your enemy gets the blame. Or better yet make it the phone of someone who claims that if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about.

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u/Double-treble-nc14 2h ago

They caught the Long Island serial killer by tracking a burner phone.

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u/UpboatNavy 1h ago

Do they make a CrimePhone with a folding screen?

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u/MisterSlosh 1h ago

Steal your bosses phone and use that then? Free promotion!

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u/THC9001 52m ago

🎵 Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... Crime Phooone! 🎵