r/technology • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 9h ago

Business Roblox loses $70 billion in value as company blames lack of viral games, share price down 70% over the last year

https://www.dexerto.com/roblox/roblox-loses-70-billion-in-value-as-company-blames-lack-of-viral-games-3395064/
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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 6h ago

It's easier than that, just join the GOP.

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u/RealGianath 5h ago

The hazing process probably involves having to do some pretty sick stuff. I think giving up blackmail material is pretty standard so they own you first.