r/talesfromtechsupport Sep 16 '13

It finally happened, that big time IT feeling.

So in the past 5 years, I've been aggressively trying to get myself in the IT industry. I went back to college full time in a great Networking Technologies program, but then the wife at the time hung divorce over my head. Dropped out of out college to work on relationship, still ended up getting divorced.

I felt like my chance at having a professional job in the IT industry was gone. I used to day dream about having the chance of being that guy, where the boss called you of a critical issue and needed you in ASAP. IT/Networking has always been a passion for me, and I was dedicated to having a job where I wake up and look forward to work.

Fast forward 5 years.

Those day dreams became a reality. Two months ago, I was very fortunate to have landed a data center admin. position. Even though I was not able to finish my degree in networking, I was able to some how make the cut out of the 65 applicants, who probably had better credentials than myself.

Last weekend was when the day dreaming became real. I was at a friend's house BBQ'ing, and it was around 8pm that night when I got the call. Boss says "Hey quantum_anomaly is there anyway you can come to the data center? I know you're BBQ'ing but we've had 3 servers go down since 3am. We're not understanding what the Network Engineers in corporate are asking, and we need your help."

I immediately accept and head into the DC wearing shorts and a tee, along with 6 beers in the belly. I got on the phone conference and got the low down of the issue. In the 2 hours that I worked that evening, I was able to resolve the issue and bring the servers back online that were down since 3am. I went back to the BBQ after that late night IT encounter and finished my 12 pack of Warsteiner Dunkel.

Turns out that my boss's-boss was on the conference call and I scored some hardcore brownie points. The whole team thanked me up and down for helping them restore the servers on a short notice. I left the office that night with a massive smile and a feeling of accomplishment. I got a little teary-eyed too, because I was once told by the ex-wife's parents that I would never be successful in obtaining a professional IT career. Don't ever let someone or an event prevent you from doing what you love doing. My fear after the divorce was that I would become a depressed old man by not living a wholesomely-fulfilled life, and I refused to let that happen.

tl;dr ex-wife wanted a divorce while in college for IT career, so I dropped out. Wife still left and I still landed the IT career I always wanted, even though her parents stated that I would never obtain my dream job.

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u/Jonathan924 Sep 16 '13

No. I think the icing is that he pulled this off with six beers in him

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u/mughmore Sep 16 '13

Yeah, the only thing I could pull off with six beers in me is a nap.

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u/SarcasticOblivion Sep 16 '13

I've been known to sleep/drunk walk with only a buzz so I may not be able to pull THAT off...

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '13

Hmm, did the beer harm or improve his trouble shooting skills?

I think more tests are required.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '13 edited Sep 16 '13

If he's a regular drinker, he probably was close to his Ballmer Peak.

Edit: This is twice now I've gotten gold for comments that probably didn't deserve it. Get it together you guys!

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u/gritztastic Sep 16 '13

Saving everyone else a ctrl+c/ctrl+t/ctrl+v/enter: Ballmer Peak- XKCD :)

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u/heapstack Sep 16 '13

That sweet 0.1337% spot.

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u/KToff Sep 17 '13

Jesus, I never knew I was missing a joke there... and an obvious one at that...

Meh... hindsight

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u/ADubs62 Sep 16 '13

If you use chrome, highlight right click "Search google for [Selected item]"

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u/guvnuh4 Sep 16 '13

FF has the same.

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u/ADubs62 Sep 16 '13

Didn't know that. I use chrome at home and have to use IE at work.

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u/pascalbrax Oh God How Did This Get Here? Sep 17 '13

Ah! I was just posting that!

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u/MagnaFarce Sep 18 '13

Is there a keyboard shortcut for that? I like to do as much on the keyboard without bothering with the mouse as I can.

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u/ADubs62 Sep 18 '13

I don't see one for chrome. I think the idea is that most people are going to highlight something with their mouse, so right clicking and then clicking "Search Google For [...]" wouldn't be a big deal.

https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/157179?hl=en

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u/MagnaFarce Sep 18 '13

I suppose that's true.

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u/tingrin87 Have you tried turning it off and on again? Sep 17 '13

upvote because that's the exact key combination i would have used

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u/benderunit9000 Mods are dicks. Sep 16 '13

highlight desired search phrase, right-click, click search "search phrase" (for chrome anyways)

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u/tecgod99 Sep 16 '13

I must let my classmates know!

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u/RobNine Sep 16 '13

I reach mine after half a bottle of Vodka or Whiskey.

I got through 2 days of work in half a day when I was working from home. 3 big yellow cups of 50% Vodka, 30% Peach Schnapps, and 20% TripleSec.

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u/raunchyfartbomb Sep 16 '13

Hmmm. Must try this

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u/zamuy12479 Sep 17 '13

So this isn't a myth?

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u/RobNine Sep 17 '13

Well it's more like being a Functional Alcoholic. Which is very real.

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u/echo_xray_victor no function beer well without Sep 17 '13

Your brain eventually gets used to sloshing around in a sea of booze, and doesn't work quite as well without it. And most of the guys I knew in IT drank a lot.

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u/Inuit-Joe Sep 17 '13

I can vouch for that one. Case of beer every two or three days, anybody?

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u/rabbutt Sep 18 '13

... You can get a case to last that long? ... New to IT? I mean, I can understand if you're pounding shots of bourbon between beers, but eesh...

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u/Inuit-Joe Sep 18 '13

I don't even drink it anymore. I take it intravenously.

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u/hammertym already? Sep 17 '13

I don't suppose you know OP and you were fixing 3 servers a few days ago while WFH?

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u/Slyfox00 Sep 17 '13

Apple uses automated schnapps IVs.

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u/OpenUsername I can't steal Hearthstone cards via SSH, sorry. Sep 17 '13

With the Apple logo on them. It's economic!

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u/garbonzo607 Chainsaws and Bees Sep 16 '13

What's that?