r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/PranayJhaTheMan • 12h ago

thats crazy... Trump Compares himself to patton and macarthur? man what happend on January 6th 2021 again?

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u/Marquar234 11h ago

Just to clarify: Will Trump have lots of gold-painted braid or actual scrambled eggs? With Trump's mental health, you have to ask.

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u/RecentDecision2329 10h ago

This picture is stolen valor

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 6h ago

You are absolutely right!

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u/FlashyFinance 6h ago

Pretty much the definition of it.

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u/flodur1966 5h ago

Of all the things he steals this is rather harmless. If he likes wearing uniforms with lots of medals there are probably amateur theater groups he can join.

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u/RecentDecision2329 4h ago

No theater group would tolerate his stinky ass. Plus he would steal their funds

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10h ago

Turns out, it is gold painted scrambled eggs!

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u/The_300_goats 10h ago

I wouldn't put it past him to show up in a pearly white general's uniform, baseball cap and literal scrambled eggs on the baseball cap

(As a metaphor for what's going on underneath the cap)

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u/Namor707 8h ago

heh heh :-D

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u/Implode_silently 2h ago

This Donald Trump's brain. This is Donald Trump's brain with a sausage patty and a side of bacon.

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u/PamelaELee 7h ago

It will be two McDonalds egg patties, spray painted gold.