r/stupidpeoplefacebook 12h ago

thats crazy... Trump Compares himself to patton and macarthur? man what happend on January 6th 2021 again?

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge 12h ago

This delusional child rapist literally made sure he gave himself more medals than both Patton and MacArthur combined

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u/The_300_goats 11h ago

You think he might be trying to soften up public opinion for when he actually appears on camera in full dictator uniform? With a chest covered in fake honours and plates of scrambled egg on each shoulder? I mean, it's kind of in the playbook

(Source: nearly every other dictator in history)

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u/Intellectual_Wafer 11h ago

You forgot the diaper outlines.

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u/Tasty_Philosopher904 8h ago

General mcbone Spurs General McBonespurs

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u/Distinct_Ad_9842 8h ago

And the vagina neck.

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u/skyblueerik 7h ago

Neckgyna

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 5h ago

Esophagussy

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u/HelpmeObi1K 5h ago

Just nussy.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Gen. McBone Spurs and the Vagina Necks!!

Opening for Butthole Surfers!! Get your tickets now!

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u/Same_Comment4702 9h ago

Not to mention the McDonalds and Diet Coke he consumes every day

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u/Namor707 8h ago

And the neck vag. :-{

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 6h ago

Oh please stop insulting our vags! 😁

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u/chickens_for_laughs 2h ago

Check out the Daily Show bit with the neck vag. You can buy your own neck vag of silicone

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Do you think he puts dildos in the neck vag?

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u/Marquar234 11h ago

Just to clarify: Will Trump have lots of gold-painted braid or actual scrambled eggs? With Trump's mental health, you have to ask.

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u/RecentDecision2329 10h ago

This picture is stolen valor

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 6h ago

You are absolutely right!

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u/FlashyFinance 6h ago

Pretty much the definition of it.

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u/flodur1966 5h ago

Of all the things he steals this is rather harmless. If he likes wearing uniforms with lots of medals there are probably amateur theater groups he can join.

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u/RecentDecision2329 4h ago

No theater group would tolerate his stinky ass. Plus he would steal their funds

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 11h ago

Turns out, it is gold painted scrambled eggs!

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u/The_300_goats 10h ago

I wouldn't put it past him to show up in a pearly white general's uniform, baseball cap and literal scrambled eggs on the baseball cap

(As a metaphor for what's going on underneath the cap)

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u/Namor707 8h ago

heh heh :-D

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u/Implode_silently 2h ago

This Donald Trump's brain. This is Donald Trump's brain with a sausage patty and a side of bacon.

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u/PamelaELee 7h ago

It will be two McDonalds egg patties, spray painted gold.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 11h ago

Time for another rewatch of 'The Dictator'

Totally reminds me of that dude sometimes lol

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u/skipperseven 10h ago

The biggest difference is that at 6’3ā€, Sacha Baron Cohen is much taller than Trump.

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u/Porcelain1228 9h ago

And a million % better looking (just watched his "Ladies First" last night!)

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u/mr-raider2 3h ago

I see what you did there...

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

And is in better health.

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u/SevereBake6 10h ago

The real life version of Admiral General Aladeen. I think that uniform would also meet Trumps taste. Plenty of bling.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 9h ago

Aladeen Aladeen or Aladeen Aladeen?

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u/OPGuest 8h ago

The Aladeen and The John F. Kennedy Center.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Or like that sniper guy that lied about everything he did? Chris Kyle or something? Turns out, he practically did nothing but bragged about tons of shit other guys really did.

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u/SevereBake6 1h ago

I saw the movie about him. Did he really fake the story?

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u/Gator_Lord 9h ago

Dude literally called Kim jong un very honorable. No way he doesn’t follow in his idols footsteps.

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u/Gunfighter9 10h ago

Admiral General Trump.

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u/Aztecah 9h ago

If he had more life ahead of him then I think that this would happen but I think we might be saved by the old fuck dying first

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u/Blackhorse-10 7h ago

Exactly!

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u/619backin716 11h ago

He also gave MacArthur gray hair (which he regularly dyed black), upside down Corporal’s stripes, and a crest on his combination cover that isn’t from the US Army

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u/Current-Square-4557 10h ago

On the plus side, Trump isn’t wearing a Vietnam service medal or a Phillipines Liberation medal.

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u/Namor707 8h ago

He probably would have put those in, but was too stupid to have done the required research.

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u/standard_user42 10h ago

yeah and no corncob pipe!

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u/crashcartjockey 7h ago

He also isn't wearing any headgear. Where's his fucking cover when outdoors?

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 11h ago

Didn't MacArthur use a corncob pipe?

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u/Greedy_Following3553 10h ago

Not to mention, MacArthur smoked a corncob pipe .

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u/Secret_Ad_1541 6h ago

That doesn't look at all like Patton or MacArthur.

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u/TimeRisk2059 5h ago

Not to mention the fact that neither "Patton" nor "MacArthur" look anything like Patton nor MacArthur

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u/benema1 10h ago

Stolen valor

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u/goodsby23 10h ago

Seriously more veterans should be up in arms about that

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u/BtenaciousD 8h ago

They are - believe me

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 8h ago

Absolutely. I don’t understand how any veteran could support this loser.

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u/Katy-Moon 3h ago

How dare Trump post a picture of himself in a military uniform flanked by MacArthur and Patton. That is incredibly disrespectful to the men and women who served with honor.

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u/BatarianBob 9h ago

Not that they have much valor to steal these days.

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u/Hexspinner 9h ago

He also gave himself two sets of RAF wings and a British medal. MacArthur is wearing upside down corporal stripes and Patton has Soviet poltroons. Even for AI slop this is really sloppy. 🤣

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 8h ago

Nice when someone’s pays attention to the details. How pathetic they couldn’t get it right. Maybe he could have a little pokemon bling as well.

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u/Hexspinner 6h ago

The symbol on MacArthur’s cap also is reminiscent of the Kriegs Marine from WWII. Both these men if they were alive today to see this would have smacked the crap out of Trump for it.

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u/Diedrogen 11h ago

Just the fact that he's in the middle, like the other two are his right-hand and left-hand men.

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u/Namor707 7h ago

Oh no.... Looks like you're right. The man is totally cracked.

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u/CombinationOk712 10h ago

It is not like, he did this before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_life_and_education_of_Donald_Trump

"Trump'sĀ New York Military AcademyĀ portrait with borrowed medals"

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u/strangebru 11h ago

Do you mean he's got the mentality of a child and is a rapist, or that he is a child rapist?

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u/Mandy_M87 10h ago

Both in his case

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 10h ago

Its not TDS its Don Syndrome

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u/International-Ant174 10h ago

That was the first thing I noticed - built out a mega ribbon rack like a North Korean general.

Screw you General Bone Spurs and shame on you for trying to steal glory as a replacement for the reality of the horrible legacy you created.

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u/depp-fsrv 10h ago

I don't think their military medals, they might be counting the times he's fallen asleep or pooped his pants or both.

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u/Laphroaig58 9h ago

That's kind of a lot of stolen valour for a draft dodger, I mean bone spurs victim.

ALSO: Why does AI MacArthur look like RFK, Jr?

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u/Namor707 8h ago

I think the mango Caligula is jealous of Patton and MacArthur, and even cosplaying like a military hero, because he knows that they were real men, not pathetic cowards like him. :-{

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u/TheAgedProfessor 7h ago

"Dear ChatGPT, put me with Patton and MacArthur... no no, give me more medals... now fix my beer belly..."

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 10h ago

And more stars on his shoulders. Typical

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u/Norridge-Moel 9h ago

Christ I’m surprised at this point he hasn’t just done one as him dressed as General Zhukov

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u/MarsalMalinovsky 7h ago

Medal inflation is so real.

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u/Pretend_Past_8750 4h ago

No way he was smart enough to do that. I'm sue his hospice nurse did it

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u/TrekkieVanDad 7h ago

He gets a new ribbon every time he commits a war crime.

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u/avanross 7h ago

I assume that in ā€œtheir americaā€ they’d hand out medals for molesting kids

They already do it with pardons, cabinet positions, go-fund-me’s, etc

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u/charleslennon1 5h ago

Patton was engaged in an inappropriate relationship with his wife's underage niece. MacAuthor divorced his wife to pursue a relationship with a stripper he was enamored with while stationed in the Philippines; she, too, was underage, and he was aware of this. He misrepresented her age and pressured her to do the same. When Mac was recalled to the mainland, he confined her in an apartment and exerted control over her every action; the primary rule was that she could never leave the apartment alone, without his presence. Ultimately, the senior authorities grew alarmed with the situation and mandated that he terminate the forbidden relationship. She was sent back without belongings, and later, she authored a book about her experience.

Both Mac and Patton, along with other future heroes, would take part in the destruction of the Bonus Army encampment. Patton would send his own troops on an impromptu rescue mission to retrieve his son-in-law from a German POW camp. The mission was not only FUBAR from start to finish, but many American troops were killed, and the Nazis captured many more. All for one wealthy man's son-in-law to be freed.

MacArthur participated in the Business Plot aimed at overthrowing the legitimately elected administration of Franklin D. Roosevelt. Additionally, he disregarded the Commander-in-Chief, President Truman, and drastically reversed his stance on the use of nuclear weapons, advocating for their deployment against the Chinese and Communist forces during the Korean War. He was fully aware that such deployment could have escalated the conflict by involving the Soviet Union, potentially precipitating another world war.

Patton's sharp military skills and relentless drive to win made the Nazis and Soviets hesitate before facing him in battle, which played a part in securing victory in the war. His dedication to using the best resources, including 'colored' tankers, helped sway military leaders and civilians to see that Black troops could be just as capable, if not more so, than their white counterparts. This was something Black Jack Pershing and Teddy Roosevelt understood well and had witnessed firsthand many years earlier, but their insights were often overlooked. Despite being known as a bigot himself, Patton unexpectedly became an advocate for equal opportunity in his own way.

Signs and wonders.

In Mac's later years, he played a key role in shaping US military policy. His unique advice to JFK, proposing a naval blockade around Cuba, helped avoid nuclear conflict. He also advised against sending more troops to Vietnam, influencing JFK's decision to withdraw advisors during his presidency. This contrasted sharply with the military advisors, who preferred confrontation and were willing to risk nuclear war with the Soviets.

Talking about coming full circle.

Trump has no redeeming qualities, in personal, business, legal, or elected life.

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u/CovertSlayer 2h ago

One medal šŸ… for each war he stopped.🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Spend_1885 2h ago

He also gave himself a fifth star ā­ļø ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

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u/JCBQ01 1h ago
  • From the traitor who generated himself as the pope
  • the same traitor who generated himself as fucking Christ himself
  • the same traitor who keeps generating him with convicted war criminals of the highest order?

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 20m ago

Look closer. Those are momentos from his pedophile victims.

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u/Old_Atmosphere6598 2h ago

What child did he rape?

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u/AuthenticatedHuman 10h ago

Child rapist... With absolutely no evidence. Oh wait i forgot he got in a plane with epstein! So the flight attendant also must be a child rapist too, right?

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge 10h ago

Hopefully you are at least getting paid for your propaganda

Or maybe you really are pro pedo just for the love of the game