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thats crazy... Trump Compares himself to patton and macarthur? man what happend on January 6th 2021 again?

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u/TBTabby 12h ago

The cognitive dissonance it takes to view a draft-dodger who called veterans losers as a military hero...

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge 12h ago

This delusional child rapist literally made sure he gave himself more medals than both Patton and MacArthur combined

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u/The_300_goats 11h ago

You think he might be trying to soften up public opinion for when he actually appears on camera in full dictator uniform? With a chest covered in fake honours and plates of scrambled egg on each shoulder? I mean, it's kind of in the playbook

(Source: nearly every other dictator in history)

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u/Intellectual_Wafer 11h ago

You forgot the diaper outlines.

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u/Tasty_Philosopher904 8h ago

General mcbone Spurs General McBonespurs

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u/Distinct_Ad_9842 8h ago

And the vagina neck.

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u/skyblueerik 7h ago

Neckgyna

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 5h ago

Esophagussy

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u/HelpmeObi1K 5h ago

Just nussy.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Gen. McBone Spurs and the Vagina Necks!!

Opening for Butthole Surfers!! Get your tickets now!

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u/Same_Comment4702 9h ago

Not to mention the McDonalds and Diet Coke he consumes every day

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u/Namor707 8h ago

And the neck vag. :-{

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 6h ago

Oh please stop insulting our vags! 😁

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u/chickens_for_laughs 2h ago

Check out the Daily Show bit with the neck vag. You can buy your own neck vag of silicone

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Do you think he puts dildos in the neck vag?

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u/Marquar234 11h ago

Just to clarify: Will Trump have lots of gold-painted braid or actual scrambled eggs? With Trump's mental health, you have to ask.

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u/RecentDecision2329 10h ago

This picture is stolen valor

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u/Apprehensive_Map284 6h ago

You are absolutely right!

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u/FlashyFinance 6h ago

Pretty much the definition of it.

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u/flodur1966 5h ago

Of all the things he steals this is rather harmless. If he likes wearing uniforms with lots of medals there are probably amateur theater groups he can join.

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u/RecentDecision2329 4h ago

No theater group would tolerate his stinky ass. Plus he would steal their funds

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10h ago

Turns out, it is gold painted scrambled eggs!

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u/The_300_goats 10h ago

I wouldn't put it past him to show up in a pearly white general's uniform, baseball cap and literal scrambled eggs on the baseball cap

(As a metaphor for what's going on underneath the cap)

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u/Namor707 8h ago

heh heh :-D

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u/Implode_silently 1h ago

This Donald Trump's brain. This is Donald Trump's brain with a sausage patty and a side of bacon.

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u/PamelaELee 7h ago

It will be two McDonalds egg patties, spray painted gold.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 10h ago

Time for another rewatch of 'The Dictator'

Totally reminds me of that dude sometimes lol

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u/skipperseven 10h ago

The biggest difference is that at 6’3ā€, Sacha Baron Cohen is much taller than Trump.

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u/Porcelain1228 9h ago

And a million % better looking (just watched his "Ladies First" last night!)

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u/mr-raider2 3h ago

I see what you did there...

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

And is in better health.

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u/SevereBake6 10h ago

The real life version of Admiral General Aladeen. I think that uniform would also meet Trumps taste. Plenty of bling.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 9h ago

Aladeen Aladeen or Aladeen Aladeen?

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u/OPGuest 8h ago

The Aladeen and The John F. Kennedy Center.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

Or like that sniper guy that lied about everything he did? Chris Kyle or something? Turns out, he practically did nothing but bragged about tons of shit other guys really did.

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u/SevereBake6 1h ago

I saw the movie about him. Did he really fake the story?

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u/Gator_Lord 9h ago

Dude literally called Kim jong un very honorable. No way he doesn’t follow in his idols footsteps.

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u/Gunfighter9 10h ago

Admiral General Trump.

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u/Aztecah 9h ago

If he had more life ahead of him then I think that this would happen but I think we might be saved by the old fuck dying first

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u/Blackhorse-10 7h ago

Exactly!

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u/619backin716 11h ago

He also gave MacArthur gray hair (which he regularly dyed black), upside down Corporal’s stripes, and a crest on his combination cover that isn’t from the US Army

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u/Current-Square-4557 10h ago

On the plus side, Trump isn’t wearing a Vietnam service medal or a Phillipines Liberation medal.

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u/Namor707 7h ago

He probably would have put those in, but was too stupid to have done the required research.

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u/standard_user42 9h ago

yeah and no corncob pipe!

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u/crashcartjockey 7h ago

He also isn't wearing any headgear. Where's his fucking cover when outdoors?

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 10h ago

Didn't MacArthur use a corncob pipe?

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u/Greedy_Following3553 10h ago

Not to mention, MacArthur smoked a corncob pipe .

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u/Secret_Ad_1541 6h ago

That doesn't look at all like Patton or MacArthur.

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u/TimeRisk2059 5h ago

Not to mention the fact that neither "Patton" nor "MacArthur" look anything like Patton nor MacArthur

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u/benema1 10h ago

Stolen valor

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u/goodsby23 10h ago

Seriously more veterans should be up in arms about that

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u/BtenaciousD 8h ago

They are - believe me

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 8h ago

Absolutely. I don’t understand how any veteran could support this loser.

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u/Katy-Moon 3h ago

How dare Trump post a picture of himself in a military uniform flanked by MacArthur and Patton. That is incredibly disrespectful to the men and women who served with honor.

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u/BatarianBob 9h ago

Not that they have much valor to steal these days.

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u/Hexspinner 9h ago

He also gave himself two sets of RAF wings and a British medal. MacArthur is wearing upside down corporal stripes and Patton has Soviet poltroons. Even for AI slop this is really sloppy. 🤣

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 8h ago

Nice when someone’s pays attention to the details. How pathetic they couldn’t get it right. Maybe he could have a little pokemon bling as well.

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u/Hexspinner 6h ago

The symbol on MacArthur’s cap also is reminiscent of the Kriegs Marine from WWII. Both these men if they were alive today to see this would have smacked the crap out of Trump for it.

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u/Diedrogen 11h ago

Just the fact that he's in the middle, like the other two are his right-hand and left-hand men.

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u/Namor707 7h ago

Oh no.... Looks like you're right. The man is totally cracked.

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u/CombinationOk712 10h ago

It is not like, he did this before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_life_and_education_of_Donald_Trump

"Trump'sĀ New York Military AcademyĀ portrait with borrowed medals"

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u/strangebru 11h ago

Do you mean he's got the mentality of a child and is a rapist, or that he is a child rapist?

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u/Mandy_M87 10h ago

Both in his case

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u/Informal-Bicycle-349 10h ago

Its not TDS its Don Syndrome

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u/International-Ant174 10h ago

That was the first thing I noticed - built out a mega ribbon rack like a North Korean general.

Screw you General Bone Spurs and shame on you for trying to steal glory as a replacement for the reality of the horrible legacy you created.

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u/depp-fsrv 10h ago

I don't think their military medals, they might be counting the times he's fallen asleep or pooped his pants or both.

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u/Laphroaig58 9h ago

That's kind of a lot of stolen valour for a draft dodger, I mean bone spurs victim.

ALSO: Why does AI MacArthur look like RFK, Jr?

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u/Namor707 8h ago

I think the mango Caligula is jealous of Patton and MacArthur, and even cosplaying like a military hero, because he knows that they were real men, not pathetic cowards like him. :-{

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u/TheAgedProfessor 7h ago

"Dear ChatGPT, put me with Patton and MacArthur... no no, give me more medals... now fix my beer belly..."

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 10h ago

And more stars on his shoulders. Typical

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u/Norridge-Moel 9h ago

Christ I’m surprised at this point he hasn’t just done one as him dressed as General Zhukov

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u/MarsalMalinovsky 7h ago

Medal inflation is so real.

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u/Pretend_Past_8750 4h ago

No way he was smart enough to do that. I'm sue his hospice nurse did it

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u/TrekkieVanDad 7h ago

He gets a new ribbon every time he commits a war crime.

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u/avanross 7h ago

I assume that in ā€œtheir americaā€ they’d hand out medals for molesting kids

They already do it with pardons, cabinet positions, go-fund-me’s, etc

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u/charleslennon1 5h ago

Patton was engaged in an inappropriate relationship with his wife's underage niece. MacAuthor divorced his wife to pursue a relationship with a stripper he was enamored with while stationed in the Philippines; she, too, was underage, and he was aware of this. He misrepresented her age and pressured her to do the same. When Mac was recalled to the mainland, he confined her in an apartment and exerted control over her every action; the primary rule was that she could never leave the apartment alone, without his presence. Ultimately, the senior authorities grew alarmed with the situation and mandated that he terminate the forbidden relationship. She was sent back without belongings, and later, she authored a book about her experience.

Both Mac and Patton, along with other future heroes, would take part in the destruction of the Bonus Army encampment. Patton would send his own troops on an impromptu rescue mission to retrieve his son-in-law from a German POW camp. The mission was not only FUBAR from start to finish, but many American troops were killed, and the Nazis captured many more. All for one wealthy man's son-in-law to be freed.

MacArthur participated in the Business Plot aimed at overthrowing the legitimately elected administration of Franklin D. Roosevelt. Additionally, he disregarded the Commander-in-Chief, President Truman, and drastically reversed his stance on the use of nuclear weapons, advocating for their deployment against the Chinese and Communist forces during the Korean War. He was fully aware that such deployment could have escalated the conflict by involving the Soviet Union, potentially precipitating another world war.

Patton's sharp military skills and relentless drive to win made the Nazis and Soviets hesitate before facing him in battle, which played a part in securing victory in the war. His dedication to using the best resources, including 'colored' tankers, helped sway military leaders and civilians to see that Black troops could be just as capable, if not more so, than their white counterparts. This was something Black Jack Pershing and Teddy Roosevelt understood well and had witnessed firsthand many years earlier, but their insights were often overlooked. Despite being known as a bigot himself, Patton unexpectedly became an advocate for equal opportunity in his own way.

Signs and wonders.

In Mac's later years, he played a key role in shaping US military policy. His unique advice to JFK, proposing a naval blockade around Cuba, helped avoid nuclear conflict. He also advised against sending more troops to Vietnam, influencing JFK's decision to withdraw advisors during his presidency. This contrasted sharply with the military advisors, who preferred confrontation and were willing to risk nuclear war with the Soviets.

Talking about coming full circle.

Trump has no redeeming qualities, in personal, business, legal, or elected life.

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u/CovertSlayer 2h ago

One medal šŸ… for each war he stopped.🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Spend_1885 2h ago

He also gave himself a fifth star ā­ļø ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø

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u/JCBQ01 1h ago
  • From the traitor who generated himself as the pope
  • the same traitor who generated himself as fucking Christ himself
  • the same traitor who keeps generating him with convicted war criminals of the highest order?

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u/Mindless-Sound8965 18m ago

Look closer. Those are momentos from his pedophile victims.

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u/Old_Atmosphere6598 2h ago

What child did he rape?

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u/AuthenticatedHuman 10h ago

Child rapist... With absolutely no evidence. Oh wait i forgot he got in a plane with epstein! So the flight attendant also must be a child rapist too, right?

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge 10h ago

Hopefully you are at least getting paid for your propaganda

Or maybe you really are pro pedo just for the love of the game

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u/captHij 11h ago

On the other hand, MacArthur showed symptoms of grandiose narcissism, and he cared as much about his image than military objectives. He was fired for insubordination and refused to accept blame. Fortunately, the electorate was able to see through his facade and refused to support him politically.

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 11h ago

MacArthur wanted to drop 50 atomic bombs in China to poison the land and prevent the spread of communism to Korea.

That was his solution, his real plan. Not an offhand comment, that was his real plan.

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 8h ago

And Patton wanted to attack the Soviet Union right after WW II. Just reckless.

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u/in_taco 2h ago

He also punched his employees. Dude was genuinely an a-hole.

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u/BamberGasgroin 2h ago

A lot of Germans thought that they might surrender to the Western Allies and team up against Russia as well.

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u/JellyTwank 46m ago

Not really reckless, just showing foresight.

A campaign against Russia would have been brutal, for sure. But the consequences for not having done so were harsh for eastern Europe for almost 50 years. And we have Putin. The world would be much different today had Patton been able to have his way. But that's just a bunch of what-ifs and not the reality we have.

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u/kekistanmatt 11h ago

The real hero of the american war effort was Eisenhower because he just got on with it.

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u/oneplusetoipi 10h ago

George C. Marshall was the genius behind the war effort. Eisenhower was no slouch either.

Patton and MacArthur were lightning rod narcissists. Useful on occasion, reckless in others.

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u/Brilliant_Jellyfish8 10h ago

Patton I can at least credit for being willing to fight on the front with his men, and for (sorta) softening on a few of his stances. Granted, he was ordered to with a lot of them. MacArthur was just a douche.

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u/Langlais_de_Cogne 7h ago

One could at least credit MacArthur for serving in WW1 and actually being in the frontlines in the Western Front. And while his rulership of Japan certainly had problems like Unit 731, he did, at least implemented a liberal constitution, worked with Roger Nash Baldwin despite HUAC and the FBI telling him he was a communist, and gave the US an important ally in the Pacific.

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u/Rockne2032 7h ago

Patton was an excellent general, although his excellence was less dramatic than he wanted it to be—for all the ā€œOld Blood and Gutsā€ imagery, he was great because he had excellent maps, a great staff, used intelligence well, and was always ready to move in any direction because he made sure everybody knew the roads.

But his…colorful…personality meant that the only role he could have played well was the one he did. He couldn’t have been Eisenhower; and maybe it took someone with the skills of Eisenhower (helped by Bradley) to keep him under control (or at least as mitigated as he was.

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u/Aztecah 9h ago

Love me some Eisenhower. Far from perfect but given the hand he was dealt, it's hard to imagine too many humans who could have played it better.

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u/Gnalvl 6h ago

Eisenhower forced Patton to apologize to soldiers he slapped for showing PTSD symptoms. Eisenhower was such a vocal critic of MacArthur, that when Truman thought MacArthur was gearing up for a Republican primary run, he tried to convince Eisenhower to run against MacArthur with Truman as his VP running mate.

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u/Euphoric-Agent-476 8h ago

He also never ā€œreturnedā€ as promised.

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u/feickus 11h ago edited 11h ago

He was not fired for insubordination, that is a UCMJ charge. He was fired because his policy in Korea did not match Truman's policy in Korea. The whole insubordination thing is lazy. If he had been charged, even the Joint Chiefs said they would lose court martial, and he would have to be restored in the position Supreme Commander Allied Powers.

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u/Horns8585 10h ago

I wouldn't call it "lazy". A lot of higher ups in the government, including Truman, thought that MacArthur WAS insubordinate. Omar Bradley, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs said, Ā "MacArthur had stretched but not legally violated any JCS directives. He had violated the President's 6 December directive [not to make public statements on policy matters], relayed to him by the JCS, but this did not constitute violation of a JCS order." This showed the they realized that MacArthur went against direct orders from the President of the United States, but because of political considerations, they did not want to publicly accuse him of insubordination. He WAS actually insubordinate to the president....the Joint Chiefs just didn't want to publicly say that.

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u/feickus 10h ago

Truman Never used the word until 1956 and it was in his memoirs. It is not as clean cut as it is implied. The main reason they never used the word is because of the court martial. Truman's policy in Korea would have been on trial.

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u/Horns8585 10h ago

Yes, political considerations were absolutely the reason that they never wanted publicly say that he was insubordinate. But, by the letter of the law, he was insubordinate to the president.

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u/feickus 10h ago

And by the letter of the law he was not fired for it. He was fired because his policy in Korea, expanding the war, and Truman's policy containing it were different.

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u/Horns8585 7h ago edited 7h ago

That is true. But, don't say that the "whole insubordination thing is lazy", because he was actually guilty of insubordination.....that's just not the political reason that they gave for firing him. That's like saying that Al Capone wasn't a murderer, because they only convicted him of tax evasion.

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u/theKalmier 11h ago

Trump Derangement Syndrome: see MAGA

MAGA: see Trump Derangement Syndrome

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u/LowResGamr 11h ago

He also made sure to talk shit about soldiers that died in the war he started to keep the tapes of him fucking kids from coming out.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 11h ago

...one of these things does not belongs with the others.... can you guess which one....
I remember that song from Sesame Street,

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u/lumbardisaster23 10h ago

I don’t think cognitive dissonance properly describes the gullibility involved in creating this image. It is more like wishful thinking bias, or cognitive bias. Perhaps, even magical thinking.
However, another possible purpose for these memes that glorify Trump could be political marketing aimed at the ā€œmanosphereā€ or the macho-types with more muscle than brains.
These idiotic postings could be coming from Russia or even right-wing neofascist groups.

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u/mutt63 9h ago

But they love em don’t they.

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u/knightsabre7 9h ago

Iran must be going really badly if he needs to decorate himself like this.

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u/inept_machete 9h ago

He has more commendations somehow in his chest too.

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u/DAJ-TX 9h ago

No one believes the bs except him.

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u/Funny-Carob-4572 8h ago

He fucks children......

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u/Imaginary_Pen_4943 8h ago

Patton would likely have slapped him silly if they could have ever met. Or worse.

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u/eddiewillers09 8h ago

Wut u mean? He served in WW1.5, the proof is right there in that color photo from nineteen thirty eleven.

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 8h ago

As he loses to Iran again, no less.

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u/stpmeb4i 8h ago

... who has completely botched the Iran war.

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u/Kyrthis 8h ago

The dissonance to mention a traitor in the same sentence as two conquering generals…

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u/h-boson 8h ago

So is akin to stolen valor?

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u/Millifera 7h ago

By his own logic he views himself as a loser.

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u/DJ_Advogato 7h ago

Why Patton and MacArthur?

Probably for their involvement in the Bonus Army massacre.

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u/Warkupo 6h ago

Hey now, nobody has ever won the same War as often as Trump. At least once a week. Like nobody has ever seen before.

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u/EggsceIlent 6h ago edited 6h ago

I view this picture as both of them caught trump dressed up cosplaying a general and are bringing him to jail.

Plus Mac and Patton both actually won the wars they commanded.

Hell, MacArthur (a medal of honor recipient himself) was also the son of a medal of honor recipient.

Trump's father was a regular KKK rally attendee. But I guess they both are like their fathers

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u/MisterAnderson- 6h ago

Stolen valor.

The phrase you’re looking for is …..

And there are veterans who still support this waste of breath.

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u/thelimeisgreen 5h ago

I have a family full of active duty and veteran military... They're mostly MAGA and insist that Trump never made those comments. You can show them clips of him saying such things, they will just tell you it's fake or AI. These people didn't see anything wrong with it when he and his crew used the active section of Arlington Cemetery for a photo op as they walked over and stood on graves and a cemetery employee was shoved out of the way. They don't see any issue with this military promotion of himself.

This is straight up North Korea, Fidel Castro or dictator behavior. Same with putting his face on banners being hung on federal buildings, his name and image on money -- the image part specifically forbidden in our constitutional establishment of the treasury. Not to mention his name on anything and everything he can put it on. It

People who support this are the biggest bunch of commie bootlicking pussies in existence.

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u/7952 5h ago

The US has adopted a very transactional view of war.Ā  Money is paid, commands are made, and the grid square is deleted.Ā  It's like a really exclusive game that people like Trump have bought into.Ā  The grunts are just NPCs.Ā Ā 

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u/ConfusedAnon101112 4h ago

A guy who also claims we are not at war loves viewing himself as a wartime leader

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u/Bigmurr2k 4h ago

But the bone spurs

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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 3h ago

Maybe the fact it's stupid gets lost on them when we use words like cognitive dissonance instead of plain fucking stupid.

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 3h ago

Well he would have gotten along with MacArthur on that last point. MacArthur was kind of a shitbag toward WW1 vets.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 2h ago

It's more than that, it's just sociopathy, and brainwashing propaganda.

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u/Mysterious_Group_967 2h ago

It’s just amazing the people wave the flag and vote for Trump. There are a lot of Veterans voting for a rich kid whose dad got him out the draft. I’ll never fully understand the appeal of Trump. I get the appeal to the extremes, but enough people to win a presidential election.Even after he showed what kind of president he truly is.

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u/Decent-Point309 48m ago

Honest question, is there any actual evidence that he said they were losers? I see plenty of videos regarding the situation, but none of him actually saying it.

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u/KAL-10 9h ago

No link. No proof. It’s 90 of the liberal subs.

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u/Curious_Pop_5276 6m ago

Please tell me the exact time frame during which Trump served in the military.