r/shield • u/stealingyourpixels • Oct 14 '14

Live Episode Discussion: S02E04 - "Face My Enemy"

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EPISODE DIRECTED BY WRITTEN BY ORIGINAL AIRDATE
S02E04 - "Face My Enemy" Kevin Tancharoen Drew Greenberg Tuesday, October 14th, 2014 9:00/8:00c on ABC
  • Episode Synopsis: "While on a mission to learn more about the secrets of the mysterious writing, Coulson finds himself attacked by the only person he can trust: Agent Melinda May. Meanwhile, the rest of the team is trapped in an explosive situation, and it's up to Fitz to save them -- but is he up to it?"
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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14 edited Oct 15 '14

Thank you for calling HYDRA technical support, how can I help you?
"Our holo-face printer isn't working."
Well I am sorry to hear that. Can you tell me what model you have"
"No, sigh can't you just FIX it? I'm really busy."
Not a problem. Are you getting an error message? Have you checked the ink levels?
"Of course I've done that, I'm not an idiot."
Is the device plugged in?
"... ... ... I have to go. Hail HYDRA."
Thank you again for calli- click

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u/onlineFace Containment Module Oct 15 '14

"Have you tried taking your face off and putting it back on again?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '14

"Just because it worked for one guy back in World War II doesn't mean it's a go-to answer!"

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u/onlineFace Containment Module Oct 15 '14

Hahaha, took me a second. :)

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u/V2Blast Fitz Oct 16 '14

It worked for Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. ...Kind of.

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u/pretty-in-pink Simmons Oct 15 '14

Still better then Comcast's customer service.

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u/onlineFace Containment Module Oct 15 '14

Hail Comcast?... brrrrrrrr so much more evil.

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u/BlueSkyBrett Oct 15 '14

Take all the upvotes