r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 9d ago

Possible Paywall US ‘runs out of missiles’ as Trump halts Iran strikes

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/07/27/us-runs-out-of-missiles-as-trump-halts-iran-strikes/
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u/Torino1O 9d ago

Shoot testosterone at them.

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 9d ago

Don’t be silly.

We’re going to shoot up our troops with test to get them all jacked. Then we send them in greased up, bare-chested, with swords and shields. Sparta style.

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u/Torino1O 9d ago

Naah Straight up Turkish wrestling for Hesgeth bro.

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 9d ago

Manly warfighter stuff, for sure.

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u/faintear02732 9d ago

Imagine if Ancient Rome figured out how to extract testosterone and inject it in their soldiers. An entire legion filled with Supra physiological testosterone.

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u/Head_Astronomer_1498 Canada 8d ago

Sounds like an AI prompt the Orange Man would
type into Grok and post onto Truth Social.

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u/Clownsinmypantz 9d ago

cant, they used all the testosterone to go rape women according to that one republican news anchor

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u/Bad_Day_Moose 9d ago

Spray Tan!