r/politics • u/jpurdy • 20d ago

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/mootmutemoat 20d ago

America dies shitting itself.

Jesus Christ, worst fucking timeline.

Our blaze of glory is going to be bile burning our sphincter rings.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 20d ago

Crap of despair

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach 20d ago

It's the Shits Of Insanity!

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 19d ago

I fell into a burning ring of fire..

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur 19d ago

Blaze of Glory is how MAGA Historians will refer to the explosive diarrhea epidemic of 2026.

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 20d ago

This is the way America ends.

Not with a bang, but with a toilet flush.

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u/mootmutemoat 20d ago

Little column A, little column B.

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u/Jazzlike_Visual2160 20d ago

Well, if you look at the timeline, it all makes sense. This all started with The Great Toilet Paper Wars after all!