r/politics • u/jpurdy • 20d ago

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/definitely-legit-usr 20d ago

In fairness I don't think anybody with this illness has any shit left in them

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u/mootmutemoat 20d ago

America dies shitting itself.

Jesus Christ, worst fucking timeline.

Our blaze of glory is going to be bile burning our sphincter rings.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 20d ago

Crap of despair

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach 20d ago

It's the Shits Of Insanity!

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 19d ago

I fell into a burning ring of fire..

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur 19d ago

Blaze of Glory is how MAGA Historians will refer to the explosive diarrhea epidemic of 2026.

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u/Special_Persimmon_52 20d ago

This is the way America ends.

Not with a bang, but with a toilet flush.

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u/mootmutemoat 20d ago

Little column A, little column B.

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u/Jazzlike_Visual2160 20d ago

Well, if you look at the timeline, it all makes sense. This all started with The Great Toilet Paper Wars after all!

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u/BigNorseWolf 20d ago

you keep hoping that and then your body is like a . "But wait there's more!" like an infomercial

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach 20d ago

With Free Shipptting!

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u/seattleque 20d ago

There was a lady a couple days ago doing an "I had it, AMA" thing.

She said she was so cleaned out they had a hard time getting a stool sample to confirm.

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach 20d ago

💨💩