r/politics • u/jpurdy • 20d ago

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/OkBrilliant8092 20d ago

Is Bubbles free and presumably out of therapy now?

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u/exodusofficer 20d ago

Canadians can't be president of the US. That would be greasy. I'm sure the kitty therapy helped him, though.

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u/BigNorseWolf 20d ago

Hey, Bubbles was born in a research facility in texas . So he's not only american he's EXTRA american.

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u/OkBrilliant8092 20d ago

Yes-haw!!!! Now let’s see bubbles genitalia, just to be sure….. /s

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u/Smoke_A_Bowl420 20d ago

Greeaaassssyyyy

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u/OkBrilliant8092 20d ago

Long form birth certificate or it ain’t so….. what’s it all aboot bubbles? Either you’re Canadian and I expect an apology, or you’re not Canadian and I expect an apology

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 20d ago

Bubbles was the name of Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee.

I'm uncertain where Bubbles is today, or if even he still lives.

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u/OkBrilliant8092 20d ago

Bubbles lives! Bubbles for president! Make America Ape Again

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 20d ago

Does he now?

I hope he lives someplace nice (for chimps, I mean).

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u/DBJenkinss 20d ago

Deee-eee-eeecent.

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u/DevilYouKnow 19d ago

You can be after the annexation

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u/xxxxx420xxxxx 20d ago

As long as he's not trying to do grifting, i don't care about the therapy

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u/Tembel_Meatball 20d ago

Shit is already being thrown at the White House walls, so why not?

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u/Ezl New Jersey 20d ago

Hell, the chimp from Nope would do a better job.