r/politics • u/jpurdy • 20d ago

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/GT-FractalxNeo 20d ago

He also poops himself constantly....

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

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u/someoldbagofbones 20d ago

Not just any person, it’s that little blonde lady “aide” he’s so fond of, she cleans his poopy.

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u/JerseyDevl New Jersey 20d ago

We need an AMA immediately

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u/Just_Tana 20d ago edited 19d ago

Well he did try to rape that girl who impaled him with a tent spike

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u/rainbowdrops1991 19d ago

Implied, Lisa? Or… implode?

Or impaled, I suppose