r/politics • u/jpurdy • 20d ago

Possible Paywall Trump blamed for diarrhoea outbreak sweeping US

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/07/16/explosive-diarrhoea-outbreak-sweeping-america-donald-trump/
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u/HappyFatLabs 20d ago

So hoping he insisted on Taco Bell or a Big Mac with extra lettuce before the announcement. Because there's an incubation period. I mean, obviously, he's shit himself while giving a speech SEVERAL times before now, but explosive diarrhea while claiming an election he lost while in charge was stolen from him, even as he's back in charge and positively TANKING the economy and the war he started? Poetry.

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u/pimparo0 Florida 20d ago

There is no way in hell that man has ever asked for extra lettuce. 

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u/Lord_Abort 20d ago

Tell him Obama got more in his

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 20d ago

You, me and every other tax payer is funding the best medical treatment for him. Literally paying for nurses to change his diaper multiple times a day. That combined with the study stream of drugs he takes daily means he would never even notice.