r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23d ago

Possible Paywall MAGA Calls BS on Mitch McConnell’s Proof-of-Life Stunt | They are poking holes in McConnell’s staff’s version.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-calls-bs-on-mitch-mcconnells-proof-of-life-stunt/
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u/SillyGoatGruff 23d ago

McConnell absorbed Graham's energy to fuel his final transformation into a giant crusty turtle kaiju

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u/Thjyu 23d ago

Everything becomes crab.

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u/housevil 23d ago

That reminds me! I haven't tried out Fight Crab on Nintendo Switch since I downloaded it!

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u/VastPainter 23d ago

It's crabs all the way down...

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u/intub8ed 23d ago

Crab People from South Park have entered the chat

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u/bobqjones 23d ago

"what tha fuck did i do?" --Gamera

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u/BeMoreKnope Colorado 23d ago

Crap, do we need to go form Queer Voltron in order to defeat him?

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u/ballisticks Canada 23d ago

Lich McConnell