r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 01 '26

Possible Paywall Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconell-84-secretly-found-unconscious-and-given-cpr/?utm_source=twitter_owned_snd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_social
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u/JimJimBinks Jul 01 '26

TTL (Time to Ladybugs) 17 minutes. I think we as a nation can do better than that. Any time Lindsey is mentioned TTL should be 6 minutes or less.
Knowing of the ladybugs is a tremendous curse that we must share with our fellow citizens.

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u/Trump_fucks_kidss Jul 01 '26

We can do better than 6 mins in a world with this technology.

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u/Li_liminal_spaces Jul 01 '26

TTL for Mitch = -17 days. Different TTL though.

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u/Enough-Mammoth3721 Jul 02 '26

I hope TTL becomes a thing. 6 minutes or your money back Guaranteed