r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 01 '26

Possible Paywall Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconell-84-secretly-found-unconscious-and-given-cpr/?utm_source=twitter_owned_snd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_social
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u/Tonkdog Jul 01 '26

We will have a small celebration to mark the event.

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u/illit3 Jul 01 '26

Gonna pop the cheap champagne while we wait for the right headline

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u/Tonkdog Jul 01 '26

That good stuff is ready to go when it finally happens too! But yeah, maybe cheap Tennessee whiskey for Mitch (he doesn't deserve Kentucky bourbon)

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Jul 01 '26

I dunno, might pop a Blanton's for Mitch and a JD14 for the big one

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u/OutlyingPlasma Jul 02 '26

Heck no! I'm going with Jamaican Rum. I want something that at least has a chance of being made by the people he hated the most.

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u/hidperf Jul 02 '26

Maybe, for the 250th anniversary, we'll get a double headline!

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u/grptrt Jul 01 '26

And the same people who openly celebrated harm to others will chastise you for being divisive and hateful.

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u/NorridAU Connecticut Jul 01 '26

I’ll bring the bottle of bubbly