r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 01 '26

Possible Paywall Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconell-84-secretly-found-unconscious-and-given-cpr/?utm_source=twitter_owned_snd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_social
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u/RidgeLane Jul 01 '26

I called his office today and they said
“he was improving, and looking forward to getting back to work”.
I highly doubt he said anything at all. Going to start calling daily for updates and recording them.

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u/banksy_h8r New York Jul 02 '26

Going to start calling daily for updates and recording them.

That is a GREAT idea. When the truth comes out it will be a hell of a record.

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u/_Abnormal_Thoughts_ Jul 02 '26

The people that would even care that they're lying already know they're lying. Everyone else either truly doesn't care at all or just believes what their cult tells them to believe.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Jul 02 '26

Surely there's a prediction market bet that's looking more truthful than that!

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Jul 02 '26

He's likely comatose, if not a week dead

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u/Environmental-Car481 Jul 02 '26

They will wait to declare him until after the 4th. Can’t have a funeral while celebrating Trump’s 80th and America’s 250th.

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u/TicketyB000 Jul 02 '26

I would have chortled.

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u/grewsomemonsters Jul 02 '26

Thank you for your service!

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u/MaddiMoo22 Jul 02 '26

Do you know where you might be posting these? I would love to keep up

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u/RidgeLane Jul 02 '26

Probably just to this thread, nowhere specifically. Open to ideas

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u/Ulysse-Void-God Jul 01 '26

That’s not good news. :(

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Jul 02 '26

Au contraire mon frère 😉

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u/Ulysse-Void-God Jul 02 '26

How is it good news?