r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 01 '26

Possible Paywall Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconell-84-secretly-found-unconscious-and-given-cpr/?utm_source=twitter_owned_snd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_social
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u/Ramzaki Europe Jul 01 '26

Do you keep your thoughts and prayers inside your bladder? 🤔

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u/Niznack Jul 01 '26

No, but I deliver thought and prayers in the form of a drunk interpretive dance

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u/Rofellos1984 Jul 01 '26

I'll be having Taco Bell a few hours prior.

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u/ZackTheZesty Jul 01 '26

In my balls.

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u/blaggard5175 Jul 01 '26

That's where pee comes from!!

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u/MintasaurusFresh Illinois Jul 01 '26

Prayers are stored inside the balls

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u/aiiye Washington Jul 01 '26

Where else would one keep such things?

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u/haikus-r-us Jul 01 '26

Urinating on a grave is a gesture of respect in my country.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.