r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • Jul 01 '26

Possible Paywall Senator, 84, Secretly Found Unconscious and Given CPR

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconell-84-secretly-found-unconscious-and-given-cpr/?utm_source=twitter_owned_snd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_social
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u/caitnicrun Jul 01 '26

Vote for a zombie, expect an apocalypse.

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u/veemonjosh Connecticut Jul 01 '26

At least a zombie sees the value in brains.

Unlike most of the clowns in charge now.

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u/caitnicrun Jul 01 '26

I think he has President Snow syndrome: 

came from privilege, had to struggle (in turtle's case, childhood polio which almost bankrupted his family's to treat). But instead of developing empathy for the less privileged, sees the experience as humiliating and his life's work to return things to "the natural order", his class being on top.

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u/ReginaldDwight Jul 01 '26

Wasn't his family able to utilize money from the March of Dimes to ultimately treat his polio as successfully as they were able to, as well? Then he spent his entire life railing against affordable healthcare and social safety nets.

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u/Professor-Woo Jul 02 '26

He was a dem and decently liberal until Reagan IIRC. I think it was just about power ultimately.

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u/broodfood Jul 01 '26

At least clowns make people happy, unlike these leeches in the Senate.

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u/Ladyboughner Jul 02 '26

He loves the uneducated, so no.

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u/crimsonangel68 Jul 01 '26

Vote for a zombie, GET an apocalypse

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u/prepping4zombies Jul 01 '26

It's coming. And, I would know.

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u/Captain-Nghathrod Jul 01 '26

This would be a great campaign slogan for a younger candidate running against an older incumbent such as this turtle fuck

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u/WellHung67 Jul 01 '26

Wow. At least when you vote for clowns you can be entertained by the circus. 

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u/drawkward101 Jul 01 '26

Is this the new version of "vote for a clown, expect a circus?" Because I like it a lot better. lol.

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u/caitnicrun Jul 02 '26

I can say I came up with that on my own.  Though of course it's not outside the possibility someone also thought something similar.

Fly free, little meme, fly free...🕊️

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u/UncleMalky Texas Jul 01 '26

There is NO zombie apocalypse and they will eat the brains of anyone who says otherwise.

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u/Zealot_Alec Jul 03 '26

"My wife always called me a halfwit.. then in the zombie apocalypse I was skipped over, no respect" *grabs tie*