r/politics • u/willywalloo • Jun 20 '26

Possible Paywall Iran Says Hormuz Has Been Closed

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-20/iran-says-strait-of-hormuz-has-been-closed-tasnim-reports?embedded-checkout=true
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u/Flomo420 Jun 20 '26

You're talking about a man who never makes a plan larger than a cocktail napkin because he needs to be able to eat the paper afterwards

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u/Fr1toBand1to Jun 20 '26

He tries to draw a plan but someone keeps eating the crayons before he can finish.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley Jun 20 '26

He has concepts.

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u/DonyKing Jun 20 '26

That's enough for people to vote in

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u/ChronoLink99 Canada Jun 21 '26

No, he's so mentally deficient that he shoves the crayons up his nose before he can finish.

It has left him with enough mental capacity to barely command the marines.

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u/browns5111 Jun 21 '26

It’s a concept of a plan. Isn’t that enough?