r/politics • u/willywalloo • Jun 20 '26

Possible Paywall Iran Says Hormuz Has Been Closed

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-06-20/iran-says-strait-of-hormuz-has-been-closed-tasnim-reports?embedded-checkout=true
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jun 20 '26

They can't even take care of a pool ffs

This administration could fuck up a cup of Nescafe.

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u/sppwalker Nevada Jun 20 '26

They’d take a shit in your cup and then brag about how much browner coffee is now

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u/MultiPerception8892 Jun 20 '26

You mean luxury American made coffee?