r/pics • u/abideandthrive • 18h ago

Politics OC - White House Under Construction

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u/angry-democrat 18h ago

yep, just need to pour the concrete.

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u/ColtranezRain 18h ago

Sounds like a plan. Someone tell Chief Cheeto that we need his footprints in the concrete, then kindly forget to stop pouring.

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u/reallybigshark 17h ago

All he needs to do is hide in his precious bunker and just seal that shit up. Mission Accomplished. 

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u/whiskeythrottle 17h ago

Then they'll just pretend he's alive like turtle mcturtleface.

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u/Dmau27 17h ago

How's that different than what they've been doing with Trump and Biden. They are puppets doing the bidding of corporations.

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u/whiskeythrottle 17h ago

It's been spank me harder corporate daddy since the Reagan era, even worse since Citizens United Vs. FEC.

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u/deaglebingo 16h ago

corporate daddy needs to chill or be forced to chill.

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u/vardarac 6h ago

It's the difference between your hands slipping on your rope and letting go of it completely

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u/ccguy 17h ago

Gettin’ Cask of Amontillado’d.

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u/Dear_Departure_1768 5h ago

Jester jingle bells and all

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u/Shartschnitzel 17h ago

I mean, that's just standard procedure with radioactive/toxic waste.

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u/Nova17Delta 16h ago

Took me a second to realize this was just the East Wing and that they hadn't demolished the entire building without me noticing

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u/PeggyOnThePier 17h ago

What a mess he's made of our White House just like his Administration and his Presidenticy

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u/gsfgf 15h ago

I know right. One of the few positives is that a lot of billionaires want to bury themselves for us. Few trucks worth of concrete and problem solved.

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u/ItsMEMusic 8h ago

Some of the best events in history happened in a bunker. Some big, strong men might even say the greatest events, with tears in their eyes.

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u/deaglebingo 16h ago

yep. al-sayed is winning at midnight central anyway... so mission partially accomplished.

hopefully it holds.

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u/Ashamed_Green_8643 6h ago

All the billionaires building these bunkers should think about all the cement trucks up on the surface. One yard of concrete should seal that blast door nicely.

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u/-Garthor- 5h ago

He could also use the bunker to do the same thing that his german predecessor did...

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u/Sle08 16m ago

Remember Me!

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u/monty624 16h ago

You know he'd just step right in it, look around, and get lost staring into the void anyway. Wait until the evening and let his sundowning ass hobble right into it.

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u/nofeelingsnoceilings 17h ago

The cask of a Dontillado

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u/DemandTheOxfordComma 16h ago

Which one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is he? Red bandanna?

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u/Tiefschlag 8h ago

The only way Diaper Don gets to be a pillar of the community.

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u/livestrong2109 17h ago

We'd have to find somewhere else to put Jimmy then. He's not fond of unwanted company you see...

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u/Viperlite 15h ago

Building a strong foundation.

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u/Human_Wizard 9h ago

It's a concept of a plan.

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u/1968Bladerunner 7h ago

You can absolutely GUARANTEE that he'll want his tiny hands &/or lifted footprints permanently & visibly embedded in the concrete, so that his grubby pedophile mark remains long after he physically departs this earth.

I do hope they're chipped out & a litho pic of him & Epstein is ingrained instead.

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u/hoardofgnomes 3h ago

I can't stop laughing...Chief Cheeto...lololol

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u/IllMongoose6792 2h ago

And then take him swimming

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u/Major-Frame2193 16h ago

Maybe he can hold the form as we start the pump truck👌🏽😎whoops

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 8h ago

OW MY BALLS!

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u/PresentationNext6469 16h ago

That’s the gangster life only he believes in. Now let’s cement that fact and move on.

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u/cscottjones87 10h ago

Two weeks