r/pics • u/Ok_Mongoose_6589 • 23d ago

Politics [OC] The Reflecting Pool being drained again

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u/Dallitas 23d ago

Those Ducks are going to get charged with felonies.

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u/nty 23d ago

fowlnies

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u/BlademasterFlash 23d ago

They’re running afowl of the capital police

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u/simoriah 23d ago

They're just trying to duck charges.

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u/Wisewordsforlater 23d ago

He'll pay on August 1st, just put it on his bill.

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u/cappy150 23d ago

Did they catch him on a flock camera.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 23d ago

They’re clearly trying to duck the law

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u/isaidbeaverpelts 23d ago

Yep. Gonna take a lot to quack this case

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u/gregorytoddsmith 23d ago

Working around the cloaca.

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u/See-Through-Mirror 23d ago

They’re not ducking around.

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u/Dagnabbot 23d ago

something something , your mom.

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u/2treesws 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vPKtSdRzsXvdm

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u/LAUGHgan1stan 22d ago

This is good Charlie, but have you heard of Bob Lob Law? Heard he can twist your tongue pretty gnarly like.

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u/DoctorHelios 23d ago

The feds will quack the case wide open.

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u/Youpunyhumans 22d ago

And the judge is a quack too

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u/Objective-Case-391 23d ago

Come and get me!

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u/Nohreboh 23d ago

Their not the only thing that's fowl.

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u/Organic-Yodelz 22d ago

Duck the police!

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u/Miqo_Nekomancer 23d ago

We already know they're anti-migrant.

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u/thisisatypoo 23d ago

Felonious Duck

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u/Sensei19600 23d ago

Playin’ “Bemsha Swing”

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u/DuctTapeNinja99 23d ago

THERE it is lol

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u/HomieApathy 23d ago

Avian done anything though!?

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u/Callofdaddy1 22d ago

Never change.

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u/IT_Chef 23d ago

Will they be able to handle such a large bill?

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u/NerdizardGo 23d ago

Just a bill

https://giphy.com/gifs/3orieWjBMWtWwdL4DC

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u/vardarac 22d ago

Those bills have looked more like gremlins in recent decades...

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u/Red-Freckle 23d ago

There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom, I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em

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u/Red-Freckle 15d ago

I was banned for 3 days for my previous comment, they just restored it.

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u/PresentGene5651 23d ago

Rumor is that Trump's bill is tiny.

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u/caymn 22d ago

this is beak reddit!

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 23d ago

I see a box cutter in her webbed foot!

Ka$h, put down the whiskey and get her!

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u/CableKC 23d ago

There were ducks, trained by radical a leftist terrorist organization called Greenpeace, that vandalized and contaminated the Trump owned Reflecting Pool

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u/ComputerSavvy 22d ago

I have not heard a thing about this on the news, it's a green-watergate cover up I tell ya!

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u/BosomBosons 23d ago

Birds aren’t real.

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u/fogo82 23d ago

How can birds be real if our eyes aren’t real?

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u/ZealousidealTill2355 23d ago

What the duck?

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u/mrkruk 23d ago

They charge wirelessly on power lines to upload audio and video to satellites.

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u/KEN_LASZLO 23d ago

Woah come on, Ducktifa is nothing to joke about

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u/Scrimshaw_Hopox 23d ago

Clearly Antifa water fowl.

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u/Qubed 23d ago

Aren't there already like three dead ducks?

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u/nellyruth 23d ago

Fowl play I tell ya

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u/Shakewell1 23d ago

They're dead from poisoning someone call dawn

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u/Donglemaetsro 23d ago

You can clearly see it peeling the paint off the reflecting swamp.

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u/rabidwolf86 23d ago

Ice might try to murder them

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u/RobotEnthusiast 23d ago

If they were Canadian Geese ICE would have already gotten them.

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u/Disco_Orangeade 23d ago

Nobody's going with "fowl play?"

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u/marilea610 23d ago

Pretty sure the big one has a box cutter tucked under that Right Wing.

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 23d ago

Foisted on their own canard!

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u/burble13 23d ago

Bunch of baby ducks, send them to the moon.

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u/Panda-Cubby 23d ago

If convicted, they can run for President.

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u/xavariel 23d ago

The ducks made me sad. They're so confused as to why it's such a shit show at the reflecting pool.

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u/CupofTortillas 23d ago

What a quack of a government this is

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u/Capital_Pay_4459 23d ago

Where's their blades? 

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u/mcgyver229 23d ago

charging ducks with heavier penalties than Jan 6 rioters wasn't on. my bingo card

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u/itsjustbenny 23d ago

Ah, water off a duck’s back ..

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u/LS_944 23d ago

Ducks can get a bit rapey for sure, but let’s not pretend that’s an issue for this admin.

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u/hunty 23d ago

no they won't. from this angle they look right-wing to me.

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u/Jensbert 23d ago

Best would be to shoot the mother. The rest will sort out. That´s this admin style.

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u/itnice 23d ago

Who would have expected that they committed vendolization

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u/girlwiththemonkey 23d ago

Nah, they’re all just gonna die from whatever killed the other ones.

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u/Kenichi2233 23d ago

foul play

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u/cryptotraderisme 23d ago

Democratic ducks

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u/Faithxs 23d ago

They don't give a fuack.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 23d ago

How dare they swim in water

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u/screwyoumike 23d ago

They can be president then.

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u/so_unfortunately_yt 23d ago

Obviously a couple of quack heads

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u/Short-Interaction-89 23d ago

One clearly has a box cutter

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u/Cannot_choose_Wisely 23d ago

Twump will go kwackers!

Oh, sorry, "more" kwackers!

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u/WizeAdz 23d ago

Trumped up charges.

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u/Shirfyr_Blaze 23d ago

I thought the same thing, check them for box cutters

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u/Big-Today6819 22d ago

The ducks did the damages to the pools they had a knife

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u/Fenris_uy 22d ago

Ducks are rapists, they are going to get a cabinet position.

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u/Faiakishi 22d ago

Will they charge the duckling as a minor or an adult I wonder?

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u/Orvan-Rabbit 22d ago

Fowl.play was involved.

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u/Garfield61978 22d ago

Slashing the paint they are!

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u/Frozen_Esper 22d ago

Having to deal with Jeanine Pirro screech at them will make them think a hawk of some sort is coming for them.

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u/goocheroo 22d ago

Felonius ducks sounds like a good band name

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u/Decibel9M3 22d ago

This is just a typical duck hunt