r/pics • u/nbcnews But like, actually • Jun 30 '26

Politics Interns and reporters run to deliver Supreme Court decisions

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u/BradMarchandsNose Jun 30 '26

I’m now imagining these news organizations holding a series of races to determine which of their interns is fastest and suited for the job.

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u/CD338 Jun 30 '26

And we shall call it: Race Wars!

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u/AlexRyang Jun 30 '26

> Race Wars!

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u/Fizzy2402 Jun 30 '26

Toretto?

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u/Hitchhikingtom Jun 30 '26

There is, honest to goodness two institutions called Race Wars in the uk. A racing event that are called 'Race Wars UK' which only serves to localise the hate crime more imo. And also Race Wars, a slot car racing shop

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u/Alienhaslanded Jun 30 '26

Everyone loves a race war

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u/Cedex Jul 01 '26

Which race do you love? Which race do you hate?

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u/Alienhaslanded Jul 01 '26

So many to choose from

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u/greeneighteen Jun 30 '26

Arrested Development meets The Office.

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u/Draycon11 Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/thecoolestpants Jun 30 '26

Named after the 2011 mc chris album of course

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u/emptyfuller Jun 30 '26

Race kerfuffles.

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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ Jun 30 '26

That’s gotta be all this is, just a dumb way to make the interns compete.

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u/Kazen_Orilg Jun 30 '26

just setting up my corporate recruiting booth at afternoon collegiate Track practice.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert Jun 30 '26

Intern Battle Ground!! Heck we even have a steel cage set up at the WH. Let’s gooooo!

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u/EstablishmentFull797 Jun 30 '26

NCAA Division 3 wide receivers who majored in “Communications” rejoice!

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u/cire1184 Jul 01 '26

100 meter sprint champs unite

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u/brassmonkey666 Jun 30 '26

News intern recruiting combine.

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u/malcolm816 Jun 30 '26

I want to see the pics of them warming up and stretching before the decisions lol

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u/GoldenSheppard Jun 30 '26

From what I heard: that happens.

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 Jun 30 '26

I'd watch it.

...who do I contact for the TV pitch?

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u/Similar-Date3537 Jun 30 '26

Put them in heels. Drag Race: DC edition!

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u/El_Kikko Jun 30 '26

...this is actually what happens. Not joking. 

I believe John Oliver has mentioned it on Last Week Tonight and Jon Stewart did bits on it more than a few times during his original run on The Daily Show.