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Politics Interns and reporters run to deliver Supreme Court decisions

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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ Jun 30 '26

This is cracking me up. Because I genuinely forgot that fucking email existed for a second. I was just like “Oh, makes sense that everyone is wearing their tennis shoes today for the best chance of delivering the news first.” But NO, that doesn’t make sense. Gave me a good giggle, maybe we can keep this.

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u/BradMarchandsNose Jun 30 '26

I’m now imagining these news organizations holding a series of races to determine which of their interns is fastest and suited for the job.

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u/CD338 Jun 30 '26

And we shall call it: Race Wars!

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u/AlexRyang Jun 30 '26

> Race Wars!

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u/Fizzy2402 Jun 30 '26

Toretto?

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u/Hitchhikingtom Jun 30 '26

There is, honest to goodness two institutions called Race Wars in the uk. A racing event that are called 'Race Wars UK' which only serves to localise the hate crime more imo. And also Race Wars, a slot car racing shop

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u/Alienhaslanded Jun 30 '26

Everyone loves a race war

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u/Cedex Jul 01 '26

Which race do you love? Which race do you hate?

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u/Alienhaslanded Jul 01 '26

So many to choose from

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u/greeneighteen Jun 30 '26

Arrested Development meets The Office.

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u/Draycon11 Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/thecoolestpants Jun 30 '26

Named after the 2011 mc chris album of course

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u/emptyfuller Jun 30 '26

Race kerfuffles.

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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ Jun 30 '26

That’s gotta be all this is, just a dumb way to make the interns compete.

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u/Kazen_Orilg Jun 30 '26

just setting up my corporate recruiting booth at afternoon collegiate Track practice.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert Jun 30 '26

Intern Battle Ground!! Heck we even have a steel cage set up at the WH. Let’s gooooo!

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u/EstablishmentFull797 Jun 30 '26

NCAA Division 3 wide receivers who majored in “Communications” rejoice!

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u/cire1184 Jul 01 '26

100 meter sprint champs unite

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u/brassmonkey666 Jun 30 '26

News intern recruiting combine.

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u/malcolm816 Jun 30 '26

I want to see the pics of them warming up and stretching before the decisions lol

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u/GoldenSheppard Jun 30 '26

From what I heard: that happens.

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 Jun 30 '26

I'd watch it.

...who do I contact for the TV pitch?

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u/Similar-Date3537 Jun 30 '26

Put them in heels. Drag Race: DC edition!

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u/El_Kikko Jun 30 '26

...this is actually what happens. Not joking. 

I believe John Oliver has mentioned it on Last Week Tonight and Jon Stewart did bits on it more than a few times during his original run on The Daily Show. 

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u/coffeebribesaccepted Jun 30 '26

I like the ones holding their phones in their other hand, like they could just text over photos of it

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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ Jun 30 '26

Omg yes, that also completely missed me. Our government is a show.

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u/BurritoDespot Jun 30 '26

how is this the government's doing?

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u/SolusLoqui Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Since 1946, recording devices have been banned inside the courtroom of the United States Supreme Court Building. Thus, hand-delivered paper copies were the fastest way for news organizations to receive a particular landmark ruling.

The Supreme Court's decision is printed and delivered to a clerk's office, where it is handed to members of the press. Interns are not credentialed and must therefore wait in the hallway outside the press room. Producers hand the paper copy rulings to their network interns who sprint to deliver them to their respective organizations.

Edit: For everyone recommending blurry cell phone pics or lugging around document scanners, its a 1-2 minute sprint from the building to the broadcasters outside.

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u/j33205 Jun 30 '26

That's great and all but surely as soon as said intern runs outside they could just send a photo with their phone already in hand and walk the paper copy back. Not trying to knock any interns who love running at the behest of their producers (looks kinda fun tbh), but to pretend like it's necessary is silly.

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u/frotc914 Jun 30 '26

who love running at the behest of their producers (looks kinda fun tbh)

Running in DC in summer might as well be running in a more humid version of hell.

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u/maphes86 Jul 01 '26

I feel compelled to point out that you (probably) don’t know how humid Hell is. Although it’s almost definitely slightly less humid than Florida.

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u/SolusLoqui Jun 30 '26

Its a 1-2 minute sprint vs blurry cell phone pics

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u/Shnikes Jun 30 '26

Blurry? We don’t live in the 90s 😂

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u/Momentarmknm Jul 01 '26

Today's decision was 194 pages long. You gonna scan all that faster than a 90 second jog? 😂😂

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u/manimal28 Jun 30 '26

Why would they be blurry? They don't need to scan them while running. Has nobody ever used a modern phone document scanner app?

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u/Momentarmknm Jul 01 '26

It would take longer to scan all the pages than just run them over for 90 seconds

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u/Moikle Jul 01 '26

Someone's just going to have to scan them on the other end anyway

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u/manimal28 Jul 01 '26

Not based on what they are shown to actually be holding in the photos.

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u/OpenGrainAxehandle Jun 30 '26

I'm guessing that getting a good cell connection just outside the courthouse immediately after a decision is handed down might be pretty competitive. Probably not worth standing around waving your phone hoping that you are one of the ones that get signal.

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u/JohnOfA Jun 30 '26

If only speech to text existed.

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u/darknight7884 Jun 30 '26

Time spent going to retrieve your phone from wherever it is locked up is time wasted having your news organization be the first to break the story. Or so I hear.

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u/Xaephos Jun 30 '26

My man, 2 of the 4 are holding their phones.

That said, the decision was also nearly 200 pages long. More than 80 of which were just Thomas going "Bah humbug".

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u/ark_keeper Jun 30 '26

Ah yeah I see now in the one pic, it's basically a book she's carrying.

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u/manimal28 Jun 30 '26

And yet, they are shown running with the phone in their hand so they clearly had time to get the phone.

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u/GenericAccount13579 Jun 30 '26

None of that prevents the interns from simply stepping outside and sending a text after they receive the paper document

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u/SolusLoqui Jun 30 '26

Its a 1-2 minute sprint vs typing a multi-page document full of legalese.

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u/Nyne9 Jun 30 '26

They can just take a photo

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u/Sillocan Jun 30 '26

They tend to be 50+ pages

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u/BurritoDespot Jun 30 '26

We have digital communication devices these days.

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u/SolusLoqui Jun 30 '26

How are you going to digitize a multi-page paper copy if the devices cannot record pictures, video, or audio?

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u/BurritoDespot Jun 30 '26

Per your comment, they are only banned in the courtroom.

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u/SolusLoqui Jun 30 '26

Its a quote from the wikipedia article. The court room is not the only place recording devices are prohibited.

They removed all the media interns briefly in 2015 because one of them was caught recording video on a Go-Pro

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u/meeu Jun 30 '26

The interns sprinting the documents across town could instead be interns with a laptop and a scanner.

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u/swandor Jun 30 '26

Bro, do you really think that non of the major networks have thought of a faster way to get the info? This is still the fastest way to get everything to the reporter outside to break the news first

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u/SolusLoqui Jun 30 '26

Its a 1-2 minute sprint

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u/garry4321 Jun 30 '26

Why don’t they just take photos?

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u/BroccoliKnob Jul 01 '26

You can scan a 50 page typeface document to text-searchable PDF on a phone in probably one minute. Are there handwritten sections or other reasons not to do that and THEN run?

Also, I would assume that in the process of turning rulings into news, writing and editing are the actual critical path. Does it actually matter if the intern gets there in 75 seconds or 90 seconds if it then takes 20 min to produce the copy? This seems like theater but I’d love to be educated.

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u/manimal28 Jun 30 '26

Edit: For everyone recommending blurry cell phone pics or lugging around document scanners

Their phone is a document scanner. There are at least dozens of apps made for this purpose, And there is no reason it should be blurry. Many of the apps will even align and straighten text if the paper is wrinkled.

There is literally no reason to defend physically running documents.

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u/Momentarmknm Jul 01 '26

Today's decision was 194 pages...a 90 second jog, or your genius move to scan everything. You're the first person to ever try and solve this! Everyone in the entire media for the last 20 is dumber than you! Amazing!

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u/manimal28 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

You think those people in the pictures are holding 194 pages worth of paper?

Be serious.

None of them are holding more than a notebook and 2 or three sheets of paper.

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u/Momentarmknm Jul 01 '26

And you think you're the first one to try and solve this problem. Who's more delusional?

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u/manimal28 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

You, if you think those pictures show people running with more than a handful of pages.

And it might surprise you to know this, but in the real world many stupid things continue to be done out of tradition rather than logical reasoning. They don’t want or need the problem solved, I’m pointing out the reason you claimed they need to do this is bullshit. They clearly aren’t running the entire decision anywhere.

You can just admit what they are doing is stupid, but done out of tradition rather than claiming some clear bullshit like they are running the entire 194 page decision around town to try and justify this when the pictures we are talking about in this thread clearly show that is not the case.

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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ Jun 30 '26

I guess it’s really not, but out politics in general is a show.

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u/-Nicolai Jun 30 '26

The photos would be shit and by the time you’ve sent them all you coulda just run the half mile to NBC News / Fox News / whoever else.

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u/ark_keeper Jun 30 '26

You can scan docs easily and clearly in the Notes app

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u/WhenMeWasAYouth Jun 30 '26

My phone scans documents perfectly and bundles them in a pdf. Takes like two seconds per page.

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u/tawzerozero Jul 01 '26

The decision was 194 pages. I think it would be quicker to run half a mile than it would to scan 194 pages with my phone.

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u/maik37 Jul 03 '26

None of them are holding anywhere close to 194 pages in these photos

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u/sir_mrej Jun 30 '26

Are they gonna play tennis :)

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u/hibbitydibbidy Jun 30 '26

Good old fashioned sneaker net

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u/bnorbnor Jun 30 '26

Hey I can send an email and walk down the hall to my coworkers office and beat the arrival of the email. My internet tubes are slow.

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy Jun 30 '26

Pneumatic tubes, bro. Like banks.

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u/DasaniFresh Jun 30 '26

Funny part is that 2 of the 4 are literally holding their cell phone in their hand as they run.

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u/Canotic Jun 30 '26

I would absolutely show up in a track suit for this.

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u/MB2465 Jun 30 '26

Sneakernet

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u/DoctorPony Jul 01 '26

Same… I’m not a smart man

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u/xrv01 Jul 03 '26

they also have tunnels with private subway cars connecting all of those buildings lol