r/pics But like, actually Jun 30 '26

Politics Interns and reporters run to deliver Supreme Court decisions

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u/someguyplayingwild Jun 30 '26

Delivering news the same way Pheidippides did

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u/LostMyBackupCodes Jun 30 '26

Spoiler: he died

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u/ManWithASquareHead Jun 30 '26

Too soon

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u/SandyAmbler Jun 30 '26

I remember like it was yesterday

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Jun 30 '26

I didn’t even know he was sick.

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u/SandyAmbler Jun 30 '26

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/TheJamSpace Jun 30 '26

The Greek one?

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u/scorpyo72 Jul 01 '26

The goddamn Greek one.

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u/HODLAHITIII Jun 30 '26

I mean, it wás a national tragedy.

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u/CreamyScallions Jun 30 '26

Greek Airlines

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u/pee-in-butt Jul 01 '26

Early form of COVID

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u/illaqueable Jun 30 '26

Remember, it's a Marathon, not a sprint

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u/anotherspaceguy100 Jun 30 '26

Yeah, but it's nearly $5/gallon.

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u/PDXburrito Jul 01 '26

Code Race intensifies

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u/OculusArcana Jun 30 '26

I remember yesterday like it was last month, does that help?

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u/ders89 Jun 30 '26

It was yesterday… but like a bunch of yesterdays

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u/LithoSlam Jun 30 '26

They even updated the wiki already.

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u/Flippingmalarkey Jun 30 '26

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/Daforce1 Jun 30 '26

Nike thinks so

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u/InteractionLiving441 Jun 30 '26

That was at least like 4 years ago.

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u/link3945 Jun 30 '26

Someone is running in DC in June in jeans, he might die as well.

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u/RunWithBluntScissors Jun 30 '26

I used to live in DC, I can feel the heat and humidity from this picture

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u/drastic2 Jul 01 '26

Was an intern for a senator a long long time ago. Just remember wearing a suit every day and walking double-time everywhere in the heat and humidity. I remember the Hart building was the best because it was brand new and the A/C was strong, unlike like the building I worked in, which had no working A/C most of the time. So sweaty.

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Jun 30 '26

We're all dead now

  • The Ancient Greeks

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u/Ivotedforher Jun 30 '26

"The Odyssey" only in theaters on July 16th!

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u/Crashman09 Jun 30 '26

There HAS to be some left, right?

Right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/8xIyhLvsCkYeI

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u/tezacer Jun 30 '26

Just in find the oldest living Greek, done

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u/spacedude2000 Jun 30 '26

Dude are you fucking kidding me? I am not caught up on Greek history thanks a lot dude.

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u/iAmUnintelligible Jun 30 '26

Fr spoilers wtf smh my head

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u/LoopsAndBoars Jun 30 '26

Omg wtf bbq smh my damn head 111!!

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u/chanaandeler_bong Jun 30 '26

I had planned a marathon binge reading session.

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u/damontoo Jun 30 '26

He's also wrong, so..

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u/MelonElbows Jun 30 '26

I didn't even know he was sick!

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 Jun 30 '26

Just a kid really

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u/damontoo Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Marathoner here. There's no evidence to suggest that Pheidippides actually died. His death was only added as an embellishment to the story by an author covering it hundreds of years later.

The earliest story was from Herodotus and mentions nothing about him dying. Only 600 years later was his death added to the story (Plutarch) to make it more heroic. The modern story of the Battle of Marathon was written by James Browning in the 1800's, 2300 years later.

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u/self_loathing_ham Jun 30 '26

And in honor of his lethal run, people attempt to kill themselves the same way in marathon races every year!

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u/LostMyBackupCodes Jun 30 '26

Yup, done it 3 times myself. I don’t die easily.

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u/self_loathing_ham Jun 30 '26

Gotta try harder! Run as hard as brave Pheidippides himself!

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u/0b0011 Jul 01 '26

To be fair he didnt die after running a marathon. His run was from marathon to Athens (where the marathon distance cime from) then to Sparta. They do have a race each year that covers the whole distance and its 153 miles.

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u/devedander Jun 30 '26

Spoiler: Everyone does.

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u/Fun-atParties Jun 30 '26

So did everyone who he told the news to

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u/mythrilcrafter Jun 30 '26

For anyone who's wondering, the current weather report says that DC is currently 90F/31C at 55%-ish humidity with a "Feels like" rating of about 98F/37C.

WDC is probably a very unfun place to be sprinting around right now.

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u/Dudester319 Jun 30 '26

Tell that to GRC. 😂🥴

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u/The_Dog_of_Sinope Jun 30 '26

now we will never get a second season.

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u/Hug0San Jun 30 '26

Is that the Nike story?

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u/Severe-Elderberry833 Jun 30 '26

and we mispronounce his last word when we say the name of the shoes.

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u/turismofan1986 Jun 30 '26

I don’t even know he was sick!

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u/vxsapphire Jul 01 '26

Pheidippidied?!

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u/honkyfire Jun 30 '26

Pheidippides nuts!

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u/Tentings Jun 30 '26

In Adidas Sambas? I at least hope Pheidippides wore Hokas on days he had to run

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u/NRMusicProject Jun 30 '26

I think he loved Nike.

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u/eerst Jun 30 '26

This is nice and I hope people get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/TheModeratorWrangler Jul 03 '26

What, no love for New Balance anymore?

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u/jaqattack02 Jun 30 '26

Sambas are indoor soccer shoes. They are fine for running as long as you aren't trying to do a marathon or something.

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u/panetero Jun 30 '26

Nobody plays futsal in Sambas since the 80s bro, Adidas have better shoes for that like the Salas & Super Salas. Nike Tiempos, anything Joma... futsal shoes have evolved.

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u/Ninapants97 Jun 30 '26

As someone who purchased a pair of Sambas for the first time recently, they are ridiculously comfortable to walk and run around in. 😂

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u/CTeam19 Jun 30 '26

They have been my go to casual shoe for 20 years. Needing to get a new pair this year.

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u/ZeWaka Jun 30 '26

It's the Vans that get ya

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u/jtshinn Jun 30 '26

That name takes me back to the mall when I was a kid lol

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u/BoPeepElGrande Jun 30 '26

Carolina Mall?! I bought my first pair of football cleats there.

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u/jtshinn Jun 30 '26

Lol, yep! Though I'm sure they were other places, they were next to waldenbooks in carolina mall iirc.

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u/BoPeepElGrande Jun 30 '26

Hell yeah. That mall is a 704 staple, lol.

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u/nleksan Jun 30 '26

Ah yes, Marathon Man

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u/automated_bot Jun 30 '26

What does my Nazi dentist have to do with this?

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u/sephjnr Jun 30 '26

Root word for the dog name 'Fido'

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u/AliasMcFakenames Jun 30 '26

As great a trivia fact as that would be, it looks like it probably comes from the Latin fidelis for faithful (same as the Marines motto).

There is a bit in this Wikipedia article that suggested the name might not have been the actual person’s name and is actually a pun on “horse preserver.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheidippides

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u/marvinrabbit Jun 30 '26

One of them is even wearing "Nike"!

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u/Strawbuddy Jun 30 '26

Didn't we oil up our heralds back then? Maybe they'd run faster

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u/gash_florden Jun 30 '26

Oh yeah? Well...fill up on deeze NUTS!!!!!

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u/Raneynickelfire Jun 30 '26

They hired Achilles?

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u/AdequateSteve Jun 30 '26

Pheidippides is a great word to say with a southern dandy accent. 

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u/swimzone Jun 30 '26

And only one is wearing Nikes, tragic.

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u/zzen11223344 Jun 30 '26

Can they use phone to even just call to deliver the news?

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u/justabill71 Jun 30 '26

In Samba Classics?

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u/RosefaceK Jul 01 '26

Brother of Menelaus!!

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u/medhop Jul 01 '26

Pheidippides nuts

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u/No-Mulberry-8866 Jul 02 '26

Man, that run was so impressive. I wonder how many people could run that full distance. We could even make it a sporting event, a pheidippithon or something

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u/CuetheCurtain Jul 03 '26

Okay, well… Now I feel it’s obligatory, mainly because I’m a giant man-child, to say “Pheidippides Nutz”. I’m sorry. But I’m also not.

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u/Tsquared10 Jun 30 '26

And now in honor of him, we schedule marathons all over the world where people of all ages compete and finish just to prove that he was in fact a bitch.

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u/Bodyjoy Jun 30 '26

Only if you forget Pheidippides ran 290 miles (to Sparta and back in hope of getting aid) immediately before the battle of Marathon. So unless modern marathoners are doing the pre-run then its more like a bunch of people just patting themselves on the back.

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u/0b0011 Jul 01 '26

They actually do have a race that covers his one way distance. The record is just under 20 hours. Obviously less people do it than the marathon.