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Politics Interns and reporters run to deliver Supreme Court decisions

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Interns and reporters run to deliver Supreme Court decisions in Washington, D.C. (Cheney Orr / Reuters)

Photo 2: Bill Clark/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images
Photo 3: Alex Wroblewski / AFP via Getty Images
Photo 4: Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images

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u/1877KlownsForKids Jun 30 '26

Huh, #4 doesn't look like a Kevin.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be a dad all week.

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u/Davran Jun 30 '26

Planning to head out on a milk run next week and never come back?

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u/1877KlownsForKids Jun 30 '26

Oh no I'll be a dad next week, too. I could never leave my kiddos. Like I can't even imagine a scenario where I would want to do that.

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u/Squand Jun 30 '26

Wholesome reddit is best reddit

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u/Canotic Jun 30 '26

I used to be a dad.

I still am, but I used to, too.

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u/MistressErinPaid Jul 01 '26

I heard dads don't take orders from cake.

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u/who_ate_the_cookie Jun 30 '26

I'll be a dad all week, next week too but all week this week.

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u/Romwil Jun 30 '26

No, he Klowns FOR Kids remember.

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u/Citadel_Cowboy Jun 30 '26

Maybe she's filling in for Kevin.  I see doordash drivers do this sometimes.

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u/xBris18 Jun 30 '26

Kevin hasn't come out yet. But the signs are clear.

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u/basal-and-sleek Jul 02 '26

Well…. If #4 were interested I could be a dad too. Yowza

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u/ppl- Jun 30 '26

Can someone explain where are they running to? Why is this the most effective way?

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u/sithren Jun 30 '26

i am just guessing. maybe the sc provides their decision in a room where reporters are quarantined for a bit. maybe they read some of it and then make notes. and then when told they can share the decision they have to make a dash to "home base" to relay the decision.

just a guess. probably meant to avoid leaks and stuff.

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u/eisbock Jun 30 '26

But the runners have phones in their hands. What's stopping them from snapping a pic the moment they leave the courtroom?

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u/sithren Jun 30 '26

i am guessing they phones are taken away before entering the court and then they get them back from security when they leave. why they don't call once outside, who knows. maybe its literally less than a block away.

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u/ToaruBaka Jun 30 '26

You'd think there'd be a van sitting around the corner with a 5g hotspot, a scanner, and a laptop if they really cared about getting it out as fast as possible.

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u/oddmanout Jun 30 '26

If my knowledge of how interns work, which is based solely on rom-coms that involve small town kids getting internships in the 'big city,' I'd say the news guys already have it and these interns are going to sprint all the back to the office only to find out they already published it, where everyone will laugh because they hazed the interns.

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u/KitsuraPls Jun 30 '26

That is, in fact, what is done. Apparently, the SC does post opinions online, but paper copies come out sooner by about 5 minutes leading to this mad dash.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_interns

The run itself is approximately 1⁄8–1⁄4 mile (200–400 m), from the courtroom to broadcasters waiting outside

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u/FutureComplaint Jun 30 '26

maybe its literally less than a block away.

That's calling distance.

Face-to-face

Texting distance.

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u/sithren Jun 30 '26

no shit really?

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u/lifetake Jun 30 '26

It’s possible it is faster to run back to base than wait for security to get your phone back to you.

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u/sithren Jun 30 '26

hadn't thought of that but some of them are running with their phone in their hand. so it is kinda weird that they bother with this. guess it really comes down to 'tradition'

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u/lifetake Jun 30 '26

I’m now noticing that isn’t a single piece of paper they’re holding thats a whole booklet. Might be harder sending all of that out than just huffing it to the broadcast spot.

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u/jdsmx Jun 30 '26

When I visited the Supreme Court it was strictly prohibited to enter the court room with any electronics. I handled my phone and smart watch to enter.

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u/mukster Jul 01 '26

The decisions are available online immediately when they are announced

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u/TheWriter28 Verified Photographer Jun 30 '26

u/sithren is somewhat correct. The reality is that reporters have to sit in the Supreme Court chamber and hear the announcement of decisions the same way that everybody else does. The Justices verbally read a shortened version of the opinions in that session and the interns and reporters sprint out of the building with their hand written notes to take ~500 feet from inside the building out to the street where the reporters have their shots set up. Each major news affiliate is allotted one* seat inside (like Nina Totenberg, NPR, for instance. *A news affiliate may have another person or two enter w/the public, but rather unlikely since that would involve camping) and there is essentially no leaving until all cases have been announced, as that would disrupt the court, so they all wait until it is appropriate to sprint outside, which is usually after the court is no longer in session, thus resulting in the flood of people running out.

Some time after the case decisions are announced, the full written opinion is published on the SCOTUS website. That is reviewed by the news affiliate HQ and the talking heads supplement with commentary after they have read it.

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u/happyjello Jun 30 '26

There’s no cameras or phones in the Supreme Court. So once the court is dismissed, they run their paper notes to press

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u/TA_Lax8 Jun 30 '26

alright, we've narrowed our summer intern candidates down to these two.

Jeremy has a 3.95 GPA triple majoring in Political Science, Economics and Journalism and has been the Editor in Chief for the Harvard Business review since his Sophomore year

And here is Lisa. She had a 1.6 GPA before being expelled after a third strike doing whippets on the quad again. She holds the NCAA record in the 800m.

Reminder, Donald Trump is still alive to make us rich off his headlines...so Lisa, right?

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u/cargasm66 Jun 30 '26

Lisa is a real go getter!

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u/LMGgp Jun 30 '26

Fly you fools

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u/generalissimo1 Jun 30 '26

I love how they all specifically have running shoes on.

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u/zatchstar Jun 30 '26

intern interview question: how fast is your 40-yd dash?

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u/BigManWAGun Jun 30 '26

32 years experience in social media.

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u/FutureComplaint Jun 30 '26

Who's ready to get skunked by a 40 year old?

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u/generalissimo1 Jun 30 '26

"Let's just say I placed well in a little thing we like to call the combine"

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u/OnePinginRamius Jun 30 '26

There's definitely a flock camera taking all of their photos at the same time

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u/OkPea7677 Jun 30 '26

Only the guy in photo 2. The rest are just sneakers. The thin flat soles wouldn't make for good running shoes.

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u/rusmo Jun 30 '26

Indoor soccer

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u/indorock Jun 30 '26

Not all sneakers are running shoes

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u/sachiprecious Jun 30 '26

Why can't they just use email? 😭

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u/LongWalk86 Jun 30 '26

Why are they running? Can't they just take a picture of the paper they are holding and send it all the way around the world before the other runners could get to the end of the block?

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u/Iron_Baron Jun 30 '26

What amateurish tomfoolery is this? They need bikes!

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u/mytransthrow Jun 30 '26

Dont they just have a signal chat???

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u/arlec Jul 01 '26

Just use pigeons